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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

I don't really want to do any gameplay mechanics jobs for SMSB, mostly because I feel there isn't a very big overlap between "people who know a lot (or even care) about Smash mechanics" and "people who partake in creation threads". I'm just gonna imagine it has wavedashing and air dashing and such.

I absolutely want to do a job for Smashville and hazoff Pokémon Stadium equivalents, but since we added both, our Battlefield and Final Destination stages (Cap Kingdom and Star Road respectively), quite recently I'll probably get in some more casual stages first.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

Smash fans trying to comprehend the idea of someone liking Gex unironically

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

Female fighter submissions are still ongoing, plus Ally Phone (assist trophy) submissions and music for Mario Maker, Wario's Castle, and Gangplank Galleon!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Final Smash submissions are closed! Mario: Mario Finale Super Star Rush Luigi: Negative Zone Poltergust G-00 Faulty Poltergust Yoshi: Super Dragon Stampede! Fruits of Happiness Mega Eggdozer DK: Konga Beat Jungle Rush (Modifications by FazDude) Simian Slam Please vote in the Strawpolls...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

Apparently Superman is low tier in Multiversus

I know this sounds really mean towards these characters' fans, but when the canonical strongest characters in a fighting game are low tier it makes me really happy for no real reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

Every single submission list for PCC could be a whole game of its own - not a very sensical one, but still a very varied one.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

I'm not sure when to start the next stage job in SMSB - we did quite a few at the beginning of the thread so I don't want to continue the stage overload, but at the same time I also don't want it to be an eternity until the next stage job.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

I like the term "Discord fighter" because it basically gets across what "dead game" actually means without being insulting in nature.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2022

I think I'm gonna have to stop giving short overviews of the alt lists on the Mario Smash thread's strawpoll selections, I'm starting to think people are just voting for whichever list has the most model swaps and not necessarily which is best overall.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2022

How do people with epilepsy use Safari on iPad? This thing has tons of flickering light glitches.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2022

Aww hell naw we got spunch bop in mario cars sgp

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2022

New fighter job + Final Smash voting!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Final Smash submissions are closed! Mario: Mario Finale Super Star Rush Luigi: Negative Zone Poltergust G-00 Faulty Poltergust Yoshi: Super Dragon Stampede! Fruits of Happiness Mega Eggdozer DK: Konga Beat Jungle Rush (Modifications by FazDude) Simian Slam Please vote in the Strawpolls...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2022

The conceited attitude some Avatar fans have towards other Nicktoons is really annoying - especially in NASB discussion.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2022

Honestly I feel Ultimate's "second life" after the next Smash launches will probably be through mods like Brawl - modern Smash is basically playing a tug of war between Brawl and Melee game design with Melee edging closer each game, and the people who argue "wavedashing isn't needed" and such tend to end up prefering the faster pace of each new instalment. Even if casual players don't want wavedashing or such, they will catch on to SSBU's performance issues and see its pace as sluggish come a new instalment.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

I'm extremely surprised Willy Wonka wasn't part of the leak - even from an outsider looking in he seemed like an inevitability

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

the OG Xbox's dashboard would be a really good menu screen for an Xbox crossover game.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

Cotton Candy Yarn Yoshi has appeared in all 3 Yoshi alt lists for Mario Smash so far. Not really saying this means anything, I just think it's kinda cool how from the very large list of Yarn Yoshis we've pretty much all agreed on one.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

It's kinda funny how both NASB and Multiversus, regardless of quality, undeniably only exist to shill the legacy content on Paramount+ and HBO Max respectvely - but the game that's success spurred them on is filled with content from games with next to no official or legal means of access.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

While divisive games are nothing new, NASB's divisive factor is pretty funny because depending on who you ask it's either on the level of Garfield Kart, or superior in every way to a GOTY nominee - though I think that says less about NASB and Smash, and more about how priorities can differ between fans of a single genre - do you eat a cupcake for the cake or the frosting?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

Even before the buyout splurge, Nintendo fans were seriously over-estimating how big/important the Rare IPs are among Microsoft's stable. The only Rare projects I'd argue to have anything remotely close to the same legacy as things like Halo, Fable, and Gears of War are DKC1 and GoldenEye... the ones featuring characters they don't own.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

I have a really good - if potentially controversial - idea for a fighter job on the Mario Smash thread that will seriously stretch creative muscles, but since our last fighter submission job was for clones I'll do a more conventional fighter job before i get to this next one.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

I feel the DLC phases of creation threads tend to be super repetitive and a little unengaging compared to base game, I want to avoid that with Mario Smash

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

On the Mario Smash thread, we're submitting clone changes from Luigi to Googi, plus Final Smashes for veterans; and voting on New Donk City and Rainbow Cruise music, as well as changes to veterans' special moves!

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Peach: P-Wing (replaces Peach Bomber) Peach flies forwards with the P-Wing and does a mighty slap! Compared to Bomber, this move has more startup lag but less end lag, meaning it's great for starting combos. The slap is also done manually, so it can be done earlier or later into the move - or...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

Aaand we're back.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2022

I dislike when people criticise media with anthropomorphic characters by saying "what reason is there to use animals/objects?" - like, I understand if it's something actively detrimental to the franchise's presentation and worldbuilding (see Schafrillas' Cars video for an example), but there's no real issue with using dogs or minotaurs or chairs or whatever as just a stylistic choice without contributing to the storytelling.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

A Hanna-Barbera rep I think could be good in Multiversus is Bamm Bamm - I've always liked the idea of a slow, powerful, heavyweight with a Pikachu-esque frame.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

I don't know why, but I've been thinking a lot about "My Mother, the Car" and it's Simpsons parody "The Love-Matic Grampa" a lot lately.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

People talk a lot about Nick hiring an underground cartoonist to make Invader Zim because of his comic with "Homicidal Maniac" in the title, but not about the main protagonists of Catscratch originating from a dystopian mecha battle comic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

I think a lot of times people don't consider the length of remixes when submitting them to creation threads - like I feel 3/4 minutes or so is fine, but a six minute long song or a 5 minute medley that lingers on its first song for a minute? Not so much.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

I think a Cappy throw would be really cool as an aesthetic change for Mario's cape, where Mario just spins Cappy around him like his side taunt, but not as anything beyond that - though a projectile that reflects other projectiles or can be used as a spring could be pretty fun for a less conventional character.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

Sonic is in a really weird situation with Smash because if he got a second rep it'd probably be as confusing for Japanese fans as Sonic not having a second rep is for Western fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

I think Bub & Bob in Smash should be alts and not a duo, mostly because the bubble trapping mechanic combined with a climber duo would be hell to fight.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

I would unironically like Talking Tom as an Assist Trophy in Smash - can't really see him as a fighter though, unless the cartoon version has more to work with I don't know about.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

Clippy in a Microsoft crossover is kinda weird because he would by all accounts fill the "wacky joke" criteria, but he's also an extremely obvious character it'd be a complete disservice to make the game without - makes it really hard to decide when in the pre-release cycle he should be revealed and how.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

Let's take the moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into his content for us.Great job

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2022

I find it funny how every Vietnamese beef restaurant has the Laughing Cow cheese logo on it, like it isn't even a corporate logo anymore, just a universal symbol for a product it wasn't even intended to promote

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2022

I feel a trailer for an assist promotion that references the character's previous status as an AT would only work for Waluigi and maybe Sukapon or Dr. Kawashima. Everyone else it'd be kind of an an injustice to.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2022

The Prehistorik Man box art really annoys me - they made this utterly breathtaking prehistoric scene, but then just had to shove in an image of the exact same character already on the art with sunglasses and sneakers that don't even attempt to look prehistoric leaning on the age rating that he's nowhere near.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2022

I feel that "Microsoft Smash" and "Sega Smash" rosters often tend to just be Rare and Sonic rosters made by people who have never once considered the posibility of a non-crossover platform fighter.

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