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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

Part of the reason Disney+ was so successful was because Disney put almost all of their popular PG-rated content on the service day 1. (barring stuff like The Muppet Show that they may have needed to give royalties or contact estates over; or Fox content with longstanding pre-buyout exclusitivity deals)

Nintendo could learn a lot from that.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

The only things I miss from Ultimate having switched to NASB are the stage and music rosters.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

I really hope the UK Blue's Clues host is in Blue's Clues: No Way Home.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

How do you do that? I'm not asking because there's little to work with, there's a lot to work with, but rather because... if you turn the lyrics of Baby Shark (Let's go hunt, run away, safe at last) into a narriative, it's about a pack of animals hunting down their prey, how do you make that appropriate for kids as anything other than silly rhyming lyrics or a documentary? At least without making the lovable yellow infant into the story's antagonist.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

If Banjo was still an active series a Kazooie solo game would be really cool, but if one was announced today it'd be pretty insulting.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

Calling it now, Sonic Movie 3 is definetly the one with Shadow.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

We've all agreed to call him Richard Dastardly in the context of Multiversus, so what do we call **** in Boots come the speculation cycle for a Dreamworks platform fighter?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

I really like how Travis Strikes Again let you wear shirts of other games! That being said, if I were in charge I would've chosen better games to have shirts of, like this:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

oh my god the nasb summit is gonna have a real life krabby patty making contest i need to tune in to this

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

WHY DID THEY PITCH DOWN CHIP N' DALE'S VOICES

EVEN IF YOU HAD NEVER HEARD OF CHIP N DALE BEFORE - OR EVEN THE CARTOON TROPE OF RODENTS HAVING HIGH PITCHED VOICES - YOU'D KNOW THIS IS WRONG

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I have a soft spot for SiIvaGunner fan channels that have literally just one joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

That explains a lot

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

What platform fighters let you play as characters who have Funko Pops?
SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE

Pikachu
Squirtle
Pichu
Mewtwo
Sonic
Mega Man
Pac-Man
Ryu
Ken
Joker
Steve
Alex
Kazuya
Sora

MULTIVERSUS

All (known) characters except Reindog

NICKELODEON ALL-STAR BRAWL

All characters except Lincoln and Lucy

RIVALS OF AETHER

None

SLAP CITY

None

FRAYMAKERS

None

BRAWLHALLA

Hellboy
Nimue
Finn
Jake
Princess Bubblegum
John Cena
Betty Lynch
Xavier Woods
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Asuka
Macho Man Randy Savage
The Undertaker
Stevonnie
Garnet
Amythest
Pearl
Lara Croft
Michonne
Daryl
Rick Grimes
Negan
Maggie
Po
Tigress
Michelangelo
Rapheal
Leonardo
Donatello
Ryu
Chun Li
Akuma

Therefore, we can objectively deduce that Rivals, Fraymakers and Slap City are the best platform fightsrs.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

The faux-retro box art for EarthBound Beginnings is a terrible downgrade from that of Star Fox 2. Ninten has ****ing magic wand artefacts.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I think that rebooting a widely disliked property (like Bubsy) is a good idea, but it shouldn't be some self-depricating meta-narriative, it should be aimed at the earnest fans of that franchise, as few as there may be, and try to convert over deniers in the process, not the other way around

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I'm starting to say "Jimmy Neutron" and "James Isaac Neutron" as a verbal tic and I am relatively worried about how this will effect my, Jimmy Neutron, life going forwards.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

is it robotrek or is it slapstick MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY SIIVER (CAPITAL i) SURFER

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I like how the new Mario Strikers tones down the cyberpunk edge a little, but keeps the trademark high-tech imagery; sassy characters; and sporting violence. My only complaint is that I really dislike pipes and brick blocks being in the stage backgrounds.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

"This Japanese Amazon review for Curious George hits hard" is not something I expected to say... ever.

seriously though, seemingly simple things like this or a "thanks to my family for believing in me" note in a game's credits can often get to me emotionally way harder than a Shakespearian tragedy or bittersweet Pixar ending

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

Damn, Japanese Wikipedia is so far back on it's DK lore that it thinks Donkey Kong Country and La Planète de Donkey Kong are the same show

Translation: "Donkey Kong Country" (original title / French: La Planète de Donkey Kong; English: Donkey Kong Country; German: Donkey Kongs Abenteuer) is a TV animation based on Nintendo's video game "Donkey Kong Country" series.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

I love how pink gold is such an obscure alloy (it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page) that most Mario fans thought "Pink Gold Peach" was just an elaborate wordmash character name like "Dr. Fire Mario" after it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

Felt like sharing the gameplay concept I made for the PBS Kids creation thread here - I tried to crank "easy to pick up, hard to master" to its most extreme conclusion and I'm really proud of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

The punchline barely qualifies as a punchline, and was spoiled in the title, yet I still laughed.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

i just joked about im meen on the smash infinite thread and now im starting to realise i could make a legitimate argument for meen being heavily associated with nintendos characters thanks to ytp and therefore arguably more in line with the original, and oft held by older fans, vision of smash as nintendo all stars than the majority of ultimates characters

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

This is the most terrifying thing I've ever read

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

"us government can you give me funding?"
"for space research?"
"yesssss"
actually tortures endangered lemurs by injecting the cloned brain of a ms pac man world record holder into their dna like a boss

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

It's kinda interesting how Battle for Bikini Bottom has basically the exact same story of nostalgic rebirth as DuckTales NES - just that one company was (relatively) smart and are using it to kickstart a sort of gaming renaissance, while the other...

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

The G-Rated versions of Brentalfloss' old "with lyrics" videos are so much better than the originals. Censorship makes you WORK for your rhyme with "Duck Hunt".

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

I was looking at all the NSO box arts to rate them, and I checked Google to see if Blaster Master's claim of "authentic

arcade action" was true and I made the most horrific noise upon finding out Blaster Master didn't even have an arcade release.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

Nintendo looking up "top 10 worst box art" listicles to decide what games to put on Nintendo Switch Online

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

I really hate how people call stuff like episodic/floating-continuity TV and linear video games "outdated". They're different artistic forms, one is not a replacement for the other.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

how does the new kirby cat villain digest food

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

Honestly, yeah, I am kinda starting to wonder if the timing of Nintendo Directs and controversial moves by Nintendo isn't coincidental.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2022

I keep getting this ad that opens with the line "flavour needs sugar is just a big lie to make you a sugar junkie" and I feel like I could be here all day pointing out the grammatical errors of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2022

While it was and still is one of the biggest sources of confusion around NASB, I think going for a competitive game was a really smart move - Nick are famous for making cartoons that appeal to both kids and adults alike, why not make a game that's both silly enough for kids to laugh with and complex enough for teens and adults to dig their teeth into?

I think NASB's approach would be more appreciated by casual players if the game launched with items - it was never meant to be some super serious no-casuals-allowed afair, it was supposed to be a silly kids game with hidden depth under the hood for competitive players to dig into - more Crash Team Racing than Street Fighter - but a rushed release date caused a lot of casual content to get the cut.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2022

I'm a die-hard Crash fan but honestly I don't really care for having him in Smash. I only really rallied behind him because he and Waluigi were the only characters I liked who had a remote possibility of making the DLC.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2022

Speaking of animatronics, if FNaF was in a fighting game, I think it'd be pretty cool to have Freddy as a fighter who represents the idea of the animatronics as fun kid mascots; and alongside him Springtrap to represent the main horror element of FNaF - like, Springtrap bites and tears; Freddy throws pizza and blows up balloons.

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