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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2021

You've seen characters for every universe, and stages too - now get ready for...

Mario: Thwomp
Yoshi: Chomp Rock
Donkey Kong: Rambi Block
Zelda: Owl Statue
Metroid: Chozo Statue
Kirby: Posing Bodybuilder Statue
Star Fox: Landmaster
Pokémon: Rhydon Gargoyle
F-Zero: Golden Fox
EarthBound: Pencil
Ice Climber: Icicle
Fire Emblem: Goddess Icon
Game & Watch: Full Cement Bowl
Kid Icarus: Petrified Classic Pit
Wario: Rudy's Music Box
Pikmin: ~~duracell battery~~ 20 Pellet
ROB: Gyromite Pillar
Animal Crossing: Gyroid
Punch-Out!!: Downwards Boxing Glove
Wii Fit: Fat Mii on Balance Board
Xenoblade: Drill Shield
Duck Hunt: White Light Gun Hitbox
Splatoon: Octavo Snowglobe
Arms: Whammer
Metal Gear: Cardboard Box
Sonic: Checkerboard Wrecking Ball
Mega Man: Air Man Eye Platform
Pac-Man: Mappy Safe
Street Fighter: Sagat Buddah Statue
Final Fantasy: Fat Chocobo
Persona: Mementos Holy Grail
Dragon Quest: Metal Slime
Banjo-Kazooie: Washing Machine Banjo
Fatal Fury: Geese Tower Statue
Minecraft: Ancient Debris Block
Tekken: Laocoön and His Sons Statue
Kingdom Hearts: Belle's Rose

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2021

i cant believe theres going to be a dennis the menace (uk) cinematic universe

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

Remember how I said SpongeBob alone could've sustained a whole fighting game?

I stand by that.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

WHY DOES A MURDER HAPPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ADVERT

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

A lot of the NASB roster choices come off like the result of a single developer pushing really hard for and convincing the rest of the team to add their favourite (in fact, it's actually been confirmed by devs that's how Lucy and Oblina at least got in) - and I really love that.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

Ultimate is a game I find really fun to watch, but quite dull to play - at least after discovering NASB.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

On the Parallel Universe SSBU DLC thread, I decided to make PaRappa's stage competitive legal - therefore creating a horrific timeline where this could play at EVO Finals

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

I wonder how Nintendo feel about the Homebrew Channel BGM being used in a trailer for a game on their platform - even if it is Steam-exclusive DLC.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

I think platform fighters are fighting games in the same way Metroidvanias are platformers - they are by definition, but in discussion and analysis should be treated seperately.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

Home Sweet Home Alone legitimately sounds like a mean-spirited parody of the original. Like something out of Family Guy.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2021

There's this YouTube channel that does midislap soundfont remixes and I keep getting polls from it recommended to me - like this:

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

Hello, furry artist? I'd like to order BALD art!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

It was really clever for the Nick Brawl devs to base the stages that fall into Smash's most controversially chaotic archetypes on the most controversailly chaotic show in the game.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

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Linkmain-maybe · Nov 15, 2021

Arnold Thornberry is looking kinda fresh :love:

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

Is this Dwarf Fortress?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

"Hey guys, I brought my Switch! Wanna play some Crash Team Racing and Nick Brawl?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

ahh yes niche and obscure

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

I can understand the "in every row of..." videos for SSBU, even if it's not preferable, but why would you do that for Nick Brawl? There's only 20 characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

mcdonald coke darkwing football house

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2021

I think Nick Brawl's devs had their priorities right with their deadlines quality-wise, (focusing on solid gameplay mechanics and movesets) but marketing-wise having a game themed on wacky kids' TV shows with no items or bonus modes is a little questionable. I hope items come by in an update at some point, hopefully including the Buhdeuce item that would've done nothing but scream.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

I adore how Ludosity chose to make the Garfield lasagna kingdom with flying pizzas one of the competitive legal stages in Nick Brawl. That theming choice alone makes up for the ceilings on Ghost Zone and Sewer Slam being inaccessible on ranked mode.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

If there was to be a "coding" themed Smash fighter, I think Kung Fu Man from MUGEN would be a good fit for it - have him be this bare bones shoto, no inputs, and give him a meter gimmick where he can increase or decrease variables for certain stats on the fly.

Not likely, given Elecbyte is dead and Nintendo may not want to promote MUGEN - which could be argued to be Smash's biggest rival, heh.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

Achieve authenticity.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

It's a little ironic that Cartoon Network would cancel Billy and Mandy because it is a "hateful fart cartoon", and then strike gold (as Adult Swim) with Rick and Morty, a literal hateful fart cartoon.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

While I am glad Nick Brawl went the crossover route, I think an exclusively SpongeBob platfighter would've worked well too - at least if they were willing to delve into the one-offs and quick say-a-joke-and-go characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

Merge all windows? I thought you said EXIT all windows! silly ol' me!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

I wish Namco would do more with the sort of 80s arcade shared universe they've established. The Pac-Man universe on it's own is relatively uninteresting, but once you start compositing Galaga, Dig Dug, Mappy, Valkyrie, e.t.c. into it you've got an extremely fascinating world that becomes coherent through the lack of depth its source materials provide on their own.

Yes, I know almost all of these series do have deeper lore that'd be harder to composite in, but I more mean taking from a face value going-off-of-the-game-alone basis.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

I mispelled "Nick Brawl" as "Nick Brawo" and found a video of a bald conservative who sounds Stitch in his car arguing for the death penalty.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

I can't believe SpongeBob turned me into a MeleeBro.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 14, 2021

sml movie squid game

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2021

If you sell NTFs you are my NME

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2021

If there's one game I wish wasn't a licensed game, it's McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure. Such a gem but so hard to recommend and so unlikely to be rereleased/remade. I wonder if Sega could just strip it of Ronald and co. and just call it "Clown Treasure Land Adventure" or something like that? Probably not.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2021

The melodramatic tone of Smash Ultimate (Lifelight specifically) is such an odditiy because it feels like something literally everyone and their grandma would've made fun of at some point, but barely anybody acknowledges it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 13, 2021

I think my biggest hopes for a future Smash are:

Well thought-out mechanics (not necessarily fast, just well-made) and movesets
A less melodramatic aesthetic
Muddy Mole

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