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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

Wikipedia has a conveniently sourced list of disparaging nicknames for Action Park, and frankly I don't think it's long enough

I will now provide 5 of my own derogatory Action Park nicknames for all to hear, sorted from least to most funny

Action Dark
Infraction Park
Fractured Park
Population Subtraction Park
Impact on Bark

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

Does Smashboards have a gif length limit? I've been trying for hours now to get a gif of the full Sans is Ness video posted.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

I'm still mad the Smash Infinite thread rejected my real world lawyer dress code conforming Phoenix Wright alt.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

It must be kinda frustrating to be a very serious Avatar fan when the only big crossovers Aang can be in are with Ren & Stimpy and the Rugrats.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

It kinda feels like ever since Chowder ended, every Western cartoon has been trying to one up the "no money means no animation" scene with their fourth wall breaks. None have succeeded.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

how does death battle get sponsors what company wants to be associated with green lantern cutting ben tens arm off

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

The only compliment I can give Bandana Dee from a design perspective is that he's recognisable in silhouette compared to his bare-headed enemy counterparts, but even then that requires the knot of his bandanna to be visible at all times, which is quite hard in a 3D setting.

They didn't even get the colour of the bandana right, orange and blue are a hideous combination.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

The Legend of Peach
Peach 2: The Adventure of Mario
The Legend of Peach: a Mario to the Past
The Legend of Peach: Flute of Time
The Legend of Peach: Four Flowers
Mario's Fireball Training
Freshly-Picked: Wario's Cozy Coinland
Mario: The Faces of Evil
Cadence of the Mushroom Kingdom

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

I don't remember the Jimmy Neutron episode where he had a logo-changing ray

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2022

Imagine seeing a roster with a plastic 80s toy robot; a silhouette man from calculator games who makes loud beeping noises; and a baby dinosaur piloting a clown head, and saying "yes, I want to play as Joker from Persona 5."

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

One way I could always recognise Smash leaks as fake in the Ultimate DLC cycle was as much as a passing reference to Spyro. Dude got it real rough in Japan, to the point where even if Smash were to try to cater solely to American fans he wouldn't be on the radar at all unless the games were outsourced.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

Finally, YouTube has added Tifa to their search bar recommendation blacklist

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

I don't know why YouTube thought to recommend me a meme by Netflix France.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

Half full: the green M&M's loss of seductive power incapacitates her in the violent search for Bambi for PS2

Half empty: the green M&M's sneakers will allow her to quickly and stealthily pursue Bambi for PS2 and anybody who fails to assist her.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

We should start referring to game directors, at least those of major triple A releases, as just "the director of..." instead of their name so we, as a gaming culture, are more willing to criticise their games and listen to said criticism due to the "friend" factor being obscured - the director of Smash especially.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

Whenever I see retro game collections or vintage store photos, my first instinct is to notice the obscure-for-a-reason and/or licensed games rather than the cult classics and legendarily rare games. You can have all the SNES holy grails - EarthBound; Chrono Trigger; Mega Man X3, and my first instinct will still be to gawk "Wow! is that Disney's Bonkers?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

Did J.N. Weidle ever get any Undertale royalties? Because I'd feel pretty scummy if I sold Smash Mii Costumes and dress-up dolls based on a parody of a small, obscure indie webcomic.

EDIT: Huh, turns out he actually worked on Undertale as Undyne's "fashion designer". Hope he saw that Sans merch dough.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2022

Although it's certainly unintentional, the Scrimblo Bimblo discourse actually makes a really good point about Smash: there isn't enough overlap between fans of the series represented in Smash to be lumping them together so haphazardly - some people prefer anime swordfighters, and some people prefer scrimblo bimblos, and it's not fair to push one on fans of the other. SSBU's DLC should've considered differing tastes both for the character choices and the method of distribution.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

The fact SSBU didn't fix its input delay (both online and offline) after 4 years of patches might be the most embarassing thing in Nintendo history. I'd probably continue to play SSBU alongside NASB if the offline input delay were fixed.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

I've always liked the Kloak (coat) enemy from DKC2. Put him in Mario Kart.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

I don't know why people are instantly assuming MS will fix the Acti problems like magic, but god am I glad to be able to discuss Crash without that breast-milk-thirsty elephant in the room again.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

If a game with a multiversal setting has alternate character costumes, they should just go all the way and call them "counterparts" - an extremely simple linguistic change that does lots for world building.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

2021 really was the year of "little anime boys who can noop surrounded by scrimblos", wasn't it? Just that one is surrounded by scrimblos in the source material while the other is surrounded by Scrimblos in the crossover.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

I've always liked music from licensed games where they can't afford the real theme so they just tinker with the notes of the remix they already composed a little and get something legally distinct. I like the Phineas and Ferb one especially because if you quickly go from main menu to main game you won't even notice they used a substitue because the "104 days of summer vacation" portion is way closer to the real thing than the rest of the song.

Even NASB has a bit of this - the Loud House stage theme is a classic example of this trope, and the main theme has a very brief portion that sounds a little bit like the Nick-Nick-Nick acapella theme if you listen closely

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

So like, when did the whole world agree that female Minecraft skins should have taller eyes than male Minecraft skins? It must've been before Alex was introduced at least.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

Oh god, the things I could do with this UberDuck AI...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

I had a dream where I went to an antique shop, bought a Sega Game Gear TV Tuner, and then a guy in Winnie the Pooh facepaint barged in and started saying really tired old CCP and Tiananman Square jokes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

It's kinda funny to think one of the Wii U's killer apps was a SNES JRPG.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2022

GoAnimate Homer Simpson awakens a primal fear in me - something about him is so terrifying.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

italian mii

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

I hope that Western-made Nintendo movies taking from obscure spin-off material like Detective Pikachu and Wrecking Crew will become a trend. Don't give me Samus without her relatable audience surroage buddy Joey, and make sure to have a B-plot in the Zelda movie about Tingle trying to get to Rupeeland.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

I like the idea of a Waluigi game, but not of deepening the "Waluigi lore" or such. My favourite thing about Waluigi is how the ambiguity of his character - even by Mario standards - allows fans to create their own interpretation of Waluigi's life and off-court personality.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

Making the Koopalings alts in Mario Kart like Yoshi's colours is good for creation threads where characters are added one by one, but not really reasonable for an actual game - it could be done, and has been done in Smash, but probably isn't preferable to animating and sizing each one uniquely in a game where characters are primarily cosmetic as is

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

If YouTube thumbnails were accurate to what they're advertising, we'd have softcore erotic Mario game design analysis.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

me explaining how the low budget qubo all-time punch-stars brawlsplosion game i got at poundland is objectively superior to game of the decade nominee super smash bros legends featuring doomguy and dante

(you can perform diagonal airs in it)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

why are people so scared of sonic exe

hes an EXECUTABLE file just execute him

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

I think there's a lot of potential for a 3rd Animal Crossing rep in Smash - Tom Nook or KK Slider would be the obvious ones, but Crazy Redd and Dr. Shrunk could both be really fun too.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

I remember being kinda disappointed the Link costume went unused in Mario Odyssey, but looking at the potential future of the Mario franchise if leaks and patterns are to be believed... I should've been very, very glad.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

a classic game

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