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Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2022

One mine for meta-stories of the Wreck-It Ralph/Roger Rabbit variety I think hasn't been looked into enough is commercials - you could make a really funny yet poignant social commentary about capitalism by using self-aware ad mascots, maybe play into how a lot of kids would overthink dark humour-based commercials (especially for food) or something to that extent

That being said, it'd pretty much have to use entirely original mascots with no cameos - maybe a few mascots who fell into the public domain after their companies went defunct but that's about it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2022

I wonder, are any of you interested by this concept for a platform fighter control scheme? Basically, the left joystick is used for movement - including jumping - while the right stick is used for input directions, which would then allow for things like seperate down and crouch attacks; directional crouch attacks; directional dash attacks, reverse-momentum moves without a strafe or unturning jump; so on. There'd probably be a "simple mode", especially if it were a crossover and/or licensed game.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2022

If, by some miracle/disaster/both, Goku got in NASB, I think it should be Kid Goku instead of adult Goku.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2022

I gotta rewatch the Harry Hill movie sometime.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2022

It really annoys me how Smash fans are actively opposed to creative liberties and original move concepts.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

I'm honestly surprised it took until Steve to get a pixel art character in Smash. There have been tons of characters at least an alt would fit beautifully for.

Credit to Nicroc-Rock (as is to be expected with... any 3D Sonic render really) and Okie-Dokkie-Art

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

I've been using the random button on a Pokémon fusion generator and GOD I HATE THIS THING. Its smug aura mocks me and now all you will have to see it too.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

Nickelodeon: We will not allow recolours of our characters in Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
Also Nickelodeon:

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

Reminder that we're submitting Sunshine stages and main character newcomers!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

My Cement Factory music wins My Mama & Tuxie Final Smash and FazDude's Waluigi Final Smash both win by default Star Festival will be a new stage! My Boxing Ring titles will be added Mini Mushroom and Poison Mini Mushroom I try not to do double subs for non-double jobs but I feel this one...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

why is every 80s arcade styled game on switch so comically overpriced

like even antonball is guilty of this

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

Bri'ish people be like "Kentucky Chipped Chicken"

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

why did they choose the 3d animation its literally based on a tv cartoon they could get away with a 2d tv budget it doesnt have to be lion king quality

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2022

Today we're submitting main character fighters and Mario Sunshine stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

My Cement Factory music wins My Mama & Tuxie Final Smash and FazDude's Waluigi Final Smash both win by default Star Festival will be a new stage! My Boxing Ring titles will be added Mini Mushroom and Poison Mini Mushroom I try not to do double subs for non-double jobs but I feel this one...

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Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2022

I do use a lot of competitive slang when discussing games, but I'm not really a competitive player as much as a hyper-attentive player. I generally prefer the funny wacky stages and using items, but I also like to understand and learn the mechanics I'm using to play those battles.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2022

I finally finished watching Rocko - glad I chose it of all shows. It has some REALLY high highs, and even the lows aren't "frustrating/mean/painful episodes" as much just "less funny than usual episodes"

I watched Static Cling long before I decided to binge the series and honestly now I've rewatched it's a lot funnier than I remember, (in part because I now know these characters better - so I can understand the irony of once-progressive Rocko becoming a little bitter like Ed after being isolated in space for example)

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2022

I kinda understand why people prefer Ultimate over NASB, but I don't really get why people act like it's "night and day" or extremely obvious/objective that Ultimate is better.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

Friday's SMSB fighter job is one I'm looking forward to - I think everyone's going to have someone they can bring to the table for it, and it covers probably the biggest untapped mine of the series in the roster.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I think if I was to redo Smash's take on custom moves, I'd design them exclusively and explicitly for casual play - those base 4 special moves make up a solid fighting character with strengths and weaknesses, but the alternate versions are crazy source material fanservice that isn't really balanced or based on a playstyle - made for button mashers and lovers of busy screens above all - for example, Captain Falcon jumping into a Blue Falcon to ram it into foes and explode, doesn't fit his playstyle, and there aren't many downsides to just lingering in the seat, but it's cool and nostalgic so here it is in the customs. That way the "he did the thing" crowd is statisfied, but competitive or just attentive players used/attached to the old movesets are satisfied too. A lot of Ultimate and to a lesser extent 3DS/Wii U's newcomers would probably have their default specials changed to alternates.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

Thinking about SMSB vs. running SMSB

Running Bonus DLC vs. thinking about Bonus DLC

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

Nickelodeon All-Car Brawl

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

SHEETS! For cool cats?

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

IMO Waluigi would be a great protagonist for a new Puzzle League - a conniving backstabber is the perfect mascot for a heated Vs. puzzle game.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I love everything about Satan in Antonblast - his design, his description as "flamboyant", his motivation being just that he's jealous of Anton being more red than him, how they coloured him exactly perfectly for said motivation, the fact he's just called Satan and not a euphemism or pun, being voiced by the "I know what sex is" guy

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

The Pac-Man gif in my new signature is a stolen NFT.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I think something that would go a long way in making people take the overall platform fighter genre seriously is another game that's based on an established IP but not a crossover.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I find it kinda funny how the push for retro-styled graphics mostly comes from younger developers, while people who developed or played games in the 8-/16-bit era are just kinda watching and scratching their heads.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I don't really understand why Smash fans are so obsessed with veteran revamps.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I don't know if anyone here, specifically of the Br*tish variety, remembers a show called "Chute!" - but basically, they aired memes on public television. That was the entire show. They even had Neil Cicierega's Potter Puppet Pals on it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2022

I think it is highly likely the next Smash game will try to focus more on competitive play (it's the only - or at the very least, least specific - audience that Ultimate can really be topped for; competitive players prefer having less matchups so it makes sense from a development/budget perspective; every other platform fighter is trying to appeal to this audience above all; and the content of the last few challenger packs like the hard CPUs and simple stages seems to be hinting at it like how a lot of Ultimate's content was hinted at in the last few DLC packs of 3DS & Wii U), but I don't really have confidence in Sakurai and his team pulling it off well.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

anton emoji

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

oh my god i got a stage in infinite

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

They're probably in the right, but either way Johnny Depp supporters are really annoying.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

I kinda like the idea of making some of the black box NES characters like Bubbles; ROB; and the Wild Gunmen (just without the guns) part of the Mario universe - not as special crossovers, but just new regular cast members.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

Honestly I think the Iron Giant in MVS makes perfect sense - at least compared to his Ready Player One technically-cameo - since, unlike the vague "make your own story up" nature and exaggeratedly aggressive mascots of Smash, MVS is pretty explicitly a fun, silly sport in-universe with wisecracking characters trying to get a rise out of one another with no ill will.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

I somehow mispelled "zoo" as "

" which may be the most depressing typo in my life both in terms of it happening and what it implies.

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2022

It's kinda wild how corporations do so much shady stuff that you can make up ridiculous allegations like "KFC puts rats in deep friers" or "Disney blatantly ripped off an anime" and not only have people near-universally believe you, but also move on with their day as if it's just a change in weather.

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