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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 7, 2022

At long last: the guest fighter job is here. Prepare for 4th party chaos.

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

1. Zelda 2. Pokémon Honey Queen Might seem like a weird way to start but this is a game already known for its oddball picks. Her hook would be her size. Taking inspiration from MV's gaint characters, she'll be the biggest character in the roster. Gonna disregard my previous submissions and...

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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 7, 2022

tfw you put all your budget into manufacturing a gaming drawing tablet but you have to make a legally distinct second rate version of your own game instead of using an established and popular drawing-themed ip because car crash coma

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 7, 2022

"Please stop turning my personal computer's interface into a cartoon house!"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 7, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 7, 2022

I had a dream where NASB installed a mega update that added like 20 characters for free - the only two (technically three) characters I remember are Donatello (without Rapheal) and Tak, who had fellow questionable ethnic stereotype Papu Papu from Crash Bandicoot as a clone.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

The layout of Hugh's stage in NASB implies that Hugh is in some way, shape, or form an equivalent to one of these two characters

probably shape

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

I like how the spoiler tab is basically our one PG-13 swear word.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

Can someone please explain why people get upset over Pokémon characters being male?

Like, I get the horny, and I don't take issue with the horny, but like... just draw a girl version.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

I feel the most logical game to compare Multiversus to would be PlayStation All-Stars. A lot of the stuff MVS is acclaimed for were done first in PSASBR (down to super specific stuff like unique KO animations in minions), and both of them have unique rules to distinguish them from Smash rather than unique physics like other platfighters.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

GoAnimate is the only official capacity where you can see Captain Picard; Ryu; Chowder; that grinning bunny on the edgy 2000s t-shirts; Underdog; and Domo in the same place

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2022

Multiversus is a very different game to NASB, I don't get why you'd single them out for comparison, even in good faith, without also putting games like Rivals of Aether; Icons; and Rushdown Revolt in the comparison - one is a team fighter with characters from all mediums and a focus on new, relevant characters and easter eggs + callbacks to please fans; while the other is an "anime" platform fighter exclusively featuring animated children's television characters with a focus on decades-long nostalgia and competitive play. One can't really be better than the other when they're not even aiming for the same goal. It's equivalent to comparing Super Mario 64 to Crash Bandicoot.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2022

HUGH IS HERE

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2022

If TV Tropes is correct and Tingle is barred from Smash because of how hated he is in the West, it feels weird to me that they still went ahead and added Pythra, probably the most controversial Nintendo characters since Jynx.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2022

I'm gonna go to sleep with my headphones on, connected to the Switch, and I've pressed another game so it appears on the menu before NASB - that way, when Hugh releases I'll be jumpscared by the sound of NASB shuffling to the front of the menu queue.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2022

me watching 3 straight hours of people discussing street fighter tactics just to see probably 5 mins at most of a funny 2000s cgi dad in a shovelware game

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2022

Child: "£100? That's a lot!"
Teenager: "£100? That ain't much, right?"
Adult: "£100? HOLY CRAP THAT'S A JACKPOT!"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2022

Does anyone know how long the EVO Longue stream will be? Just need to know how long I'll have to wait to see a certain pastry-pursuing patriarch of a prodigy maximum.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

I watched SCOOB! on my PHONE?!?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

I don't really like the higher amount of detailed textures in MK8D BCP#2.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

"Dead game" trolling is pretty funny because like, if you manage to succeed in pissing people off with it, you've basically proven for a fact the game is alive.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

This dumb meme video made me realise: I feel an IP showcase crossover movie could really work well as one thing: a shot-for-shot parody kinda like those weird Pooh's Adventures videos that everyone memed on back in '16 - just on a professional budget instead of existing clips with muted subtitles. Like, if Disney remade A New Hope in animation with an all-star cast of the characters they own - swap Luke for Bart; swap Vader for Scar; swap Yoda for Miss. Piggy - with the only change to the fundamental script being characters' personalities in their dialogue. It'd be bat-**** crazy, but a good type of bat-**** crazy that's still got a good plot beneath the gimmick.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

I kinda want to have a go at "de-designing" some recent Smash characters to be less like source material ports and more like "functions", but the problem is that the only three post-Brawl characters I'd consider myself qualified to make a moveset for, Rool; DH; and the Pacster, all have movesets I feel are well designed and not too gimmicky or pandering.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

It's weird, "I'm a Hugh Neutron main" or "I'm a LeBron James main" doesn't register as a weird sentence to me, but "I'm a Batman main" just breaks my mind.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

i just saw a poster for the final release of paws of fury

seeing the thicc cat from the front for the first time was an experience.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

hugh tomorrow

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

If I did a general SSBU sequel thread like Infinite instead of SMSB, there would've certanly been multiple "Submit a cross-series echo" jobs.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

THE SAVIOUR OF CINEMA

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

google reviews be like

	5 stars
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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

Nick Brawl is made for people who say "platform fighter", Multiversus is made for people who say "Smash variant".

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

I was just discussing this with a friend on Discord: I feel a Pokémon game without a plot (beyond "become the champion") would be really cool. Like, there'd be a story to get through, but the stakes are entirely sports-focused with no villains or prophecies or what have you.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

Is this Amanda the Adventurer?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

just got an ad for naruto dog food

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

NASB thread discussing the integrity of government websites vs NASB thread discussing dumb cartoon dads

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

While I totally understand being disappointed by no -immies, and agree that they're weird exclusions (even if I don't care too much if they show up or not), it's kinda funny to see fans of the 00s Nicktoons games complain about how major shows "wouldn't have been left out" if NASB was made around '06 when the THQ games were pretty laser-focused on shows that were still airing; in recent memory; or selling merchandise at the time, with the only real exception being Toybots, which was still focused on 2000s shows and only featured playable 90s characters on the console version. They absolutely would've left out hugely influential shows like Ren & Stimpy and Hey Arnold in a THQ NASB circa 2006, or at the very least only had 2 or 3 "retro" picks - and those shows were younger then than shows like Jimmy Neutron and FOP are now.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

i hope trubbish is in the new pokemon so we can turn it into crystals

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2022

Fidough is a wonderfully corny pun, even for a franchise with names like "Octillery" and "Incineroar". It sounds more like a parody Pokémon name than a real one, and I'm all for it.

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