Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

I thought Theed Palace from star wars episode 1 was called “Retake Theed Palace” because that was the name of the lego star wars level but no, it was just saying that because you retake theed palace. I wanna feel like this means I’m dumb but nah star wars names are just weird like that.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

I’m still really hoping that oscar isaac metal gear solid movie gets made. Even if it’s not very good it’ll be cool to see it existing at all.

My only wish is that they don’t do Twin Snakes styled over-the-top action in the beginning at least but it does seem like that will happen as action is apparently gonna be more “stealth based.”

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

The fact that comic book legal battles are so complicated that a character from one series can literally become a character of another series, not by crossovers but just because they acquired them and no other part of the series, is so wild to me.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

Okay I need to say something positive about okami now to balance it out: the fact that merchants think amaterasu is being sent by a master to shop whenever she’s at a shop makes me happy imagining dogs going to stores for their owners

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

Issun from Okami fr has to be one of my least favorite game characters ever. Haven’t finished the game but I wanna throw him into a woodchipper, he’s so annoying and is constantly explaining things to you. You’d have to be pretty narcissistic to think you need to explain everything to a literal god.

also he makes lame unfunny perverted jokes in what is otherwise a wholesome game which is gross

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

What people don’t realize is a “real life iron man” needs to actually invent things, and useful things at that

I don’t even need to mention his name you already know who I’m talking about

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

Given how big KoF is and how many people I know who are fans of it, it’s hard to believe that before he was revealed, barely anyone even considered Terry or anyone from SNK for smash and even if someone did it was unlikely many other people to also support him. He was pretty much a nobody, in the smash community at least.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

It would be cool if Luigi got a move involving the balloons from super mario odyssey. Probably not an up special, that would be a lot to add, but some move would be cool.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 28, 2022

I forgot to mention it before when it was actually this day, but I was looking back through some of my old posts and I think this was the first time I ever did a “when it thyursday” announcement. This means the thyyuorsfsdays are over one year old now.
When it thvxcdjdirirjjrneursday

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 27, 2022

haha guys what if mario getting bigger because of mushrooms is like drugs. Wouldn’t that be funny guys? it’s like he’s doing drugs in the game because magic mushrooms guys isn’t this so funny? he does drugs. please follow for more dark mario jokes such as “mario treating luigi poorly” and “peach cheats on mario with luigi”

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 27, 2022

why do they call him morbius the living vampire? aren’t all vampires living?

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 27, 2022

okay that was the last ““““funny thing”””” I will post (for the time being)

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 27, 2022

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 27, 2022

I don’t get why people want the traveller from genshin impact in smash over other genshin characters. Barely anyone even uses them except for in places they’re necessary for. If people basically always choose not to play as a character, maybe don’t add that character as the rep in smash and add a more popular side character instead?

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 27, 2022

what are bug furries called? buggys? insectys? exo-skellys?

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 26, 2022

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 26, 2022

why do they call it coke or cola when it’s both coke and cola?

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 26, 2022

Just realized how messed up it is that refrigerators cost extra money, and that they’re so expensive. They’re literally how you keep most food, what happens if it breaks down and a family can’t afford a new one?

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 26, 2022

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 26, 2022

The proper way to play fire emblem

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

I like having a birthday in the summer because there’s always at least one movie I really want to see that releases on or right before my birthday that I can go see on the day

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

No Danganronpa death has ever been sadder than the death of tobias gregson in great ace attorney 2

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

l like how fire emblem just occasionally takes names of real life countries and locations for in game places and it’s never explained why

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

To be completely honest, most of the time when I take longer than usual to update a creation thread it’s not really when I’m too busy, it’s when I have the most free time and I just end up forgetting about it lol.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

Saying C Viper didn’t make sense or was a weird pick in MvC3 is revisionist history. She was easily one of the most popular new characters in vanilla SF4 and given that it was the newest street fighter game and never got to be in any crossovers before then, it was pretty much a necessity to add to the game.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 25, 2022

Every fighting game ever should have an achievement you unlock by standing still and not pressing any buttons in an online match

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

“Guy explains obscure historical events and weird things with simple drawings” is the greatest genre of youtube video

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

I always knew matpat was a murderer

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

my headcanon ~~even though I made the thing~~ is that my fighters pass 3 and fourth party fighters pass creation threads are both in the same universe

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

Just so everyone who was in the thread knows, I’m still interested in the idea but due to personal reasons aren’t really interested in managing the food fight thread anymore. So,

AlteredBeast will be continuing it. The link to the new thread is here:

Smashboards Creates Food Fight!: A Food/Drink Mascot Platform Fighter (Rebooted Thread)

Hello all, If you remember @Champion of Hyrule started the creation thread for a platform fighter involving food/drink mascots. I am now inheriting the thread due to him no longer being interested in running the thread. I will get use started our next job in a bit but Food Fight lives on! OP...

smashboards.com

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

Shoutout to the game Will: A Wonderful World where they play a knockoff of the king of fighters called “The Prince of Fighters ‘97” and they couldn’t be bothered to change the name of the characters so they just changed one vowel and called them “Yogami” and Kosanagi.”

oh and of course one of the main characters almost immediately then gets targeted by a serial killer because a kid at the fighting game tournament made a fake newspaper claiming he mooned someone because this is not in any sense of the word a normal game.

but seriously tho, it’s a really fun underrated game and I would reccomend checking it out. Its a puzzle game and has one or two points that are a little unfair but it’s fun overall.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

I’ve said for a while that I want a non-customizable mii to be a wii sports rep and be Matt by default and I’m not sure if I think I would prefer a switch sports avatar over them now that nintendo switch sports has been revealed

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 24, 2022

I made a “cat names for each language” tier list

S
Gato (Spanish)
Gata (Green)
Cattus (Latin)
Kot (Russian)
Mao (Chinese)
Mau (Egyptian)

A
Popoki (Hawaiian)
Kissa (Finnish)
Paka (Swahili)
Kit (Ukrainian)
Kato (Esperanto)
Kat (Dutch)
Katt (Swedish)

B
Cat (English)
Neko (Japanese)
Qita (Arabic)
Gyoang (Korean)
the cat in boots word smashboards wont let you say (Filipino)
Katua (Basque)

C
Kitze (German)
Con Meo (Vietnamese)
Macka (Slovenian)
Macksa (Hungarian)

D
Kottur (Icelandic)
Pisica (Romanian)
Ikati (Zulu)
Kedi (Turkish)
Bisad (Somali)
Kucing (Indonesian)

Z tier (worst name ever for a cat)
Chat (French)

a few notes:
-obvious “this is not a rating of each cultures” agnowledgement, this is just a funny list based on what is funnier and fits the animal best

Dutch automatically moves up one tier for spelling it with a K instead of a C
Chinese and Egyptian get automatic S tiers because it sounds like the noise cats make
Some languages aren’t on here obviously, but some were omitted because their words are the same or extremely similar as words in other languages

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 23, 2022

they should make a new country sometime soon just for fun, like it’s been over 10 years after south sudan they need to spice the world up by making a new country for no reason

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 23, 2022

Haven’t seen the movie but I think the decision the assassins creed movie made in setting the game in renaissance Spain was actually really smart. It’s its own thing so it won’t be a rehash of any specific games story but the setting is still closely tied to one of them to the point that it would be recognizable to fans. Plus Spain has sort of acted as an an antagonistic force in a few of the games but it hasn’t really been explored like other countries you can directly explore. Technically you can go there in brotherhood but I don’t think that counts since you can’t really explore it.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 22, 2022

ayo wtf is this game?

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 22, 2022

Apparently a while ago Fortune (like fortune 500) did a list of 25 influential internet content creators and they’re all pretty much what you’d expect with tiktok stars and the people who are relatively well known by most people with a grasp on internet culture but then there’s maximilian dood and it’s so weird because none of the other people they pick have content even remotely like him. Pretty interesting pick for a list like that.

Champion of Hyrule · Apr 22, 2022

are there VPN’s that let you set your location to the vatican?

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