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Wario Wario Wario · 2025-02-23T04:23:40-0500

Smash trailers will never stand where unlock messages stood.

"Cute, cuddly...and a threat to itself and others! It's Pichu!"
"The gateway to Final Destination has now been opened!"
"Mewtwo's mental powers are now yours to command!"

Wario Wario Wario · 2025-02-22T14:08:20-0500

Wario Wario Wario · 2025-02-22T12:12:10-0500

I really don't get the point of large rosters if there's no low-effort filler. To me that's the appeal of large rosters, the only thing you can do on them you can't do with a small roster and "always next time" mentality.

Wario Wario Wario · 2025-02-22T11:26:33-0500

would pong right paddle count as a side-over protag? any tetromino other than t?

Wario Wario Wario · 2025-02-22T09:20:17-0500

Woon is a BEAT-EM-UP???? Epic.

Wario Wario Wario · 2025-02-22T03:51:31-0500

I swear to god, I thought this said "Ween OST - DuckTales"

Wario Wario Wario · Friday at 6:06 PM

Wario Wario Wario · Friday at 4:39 PM

old siivagunner was terrible how did i ever listen to this.

Wario Wario Wario · Friday at 3:10 PM

remember this

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 5:42 PM

i like how in this meme they're watching the capitalist propaganda episode

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 10:28 AM

I know he's supposed to be a bingo ball, but Marselo always looked like an aspirin to me

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 10:06 AM

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 6:57 AM

the rugrats game cartridge when it sees an nes

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 5:32 PM

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 12:43 PM

Roster theorycrafting is fun because "How can I get an equivalent to Mr. Game & Watch while only representing the original 10 Smash 64 series?" can quickly turn into "For wet cement's up special, it flings itself out of a mixer"

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 12:27 PM

I hate how whenever I search for DKC songs on YouTube, the algorithm is adamant I must listen to the restored version and not the unaltered SNES version

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 11:56 AM

is simon & garfunkel a crossover between garfield, alvin and the chipmunks, and family matters involving a teleporter accident

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 11:04 AM

me and the boys at the japanese playstation convention

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 2:14 PM

"nasb was overpriced for the amount of content" mfs when they find out about super smash bros (1999)

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 11:58 AM

unironically them >>>>>>>>>>>>>> banjo, and that's removing the console war thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 8:07 AM

drove past a mcdonald's ad promoting the "stormzy" meal.

is this some kind of k-smog and batboy thing

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 6:50 AM

Wario Wario Wario · Monday at 1:31 PM

Wario Wario Wario · Monday at 11:12 AM

It's really funny to think that once people were legitimately convinced a Super Bowl was going to play royalty free associated production music.

They should do that though. Bell Hop (A) would be a real throwback to the OG American sports.

Wario Wario Wario · Monday at 4:49 AM

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE MARIO VS. SONIC RIVALRY HAPPEN AGAIN.

JUST ENJOY YOUR TWO CAKES DAMN IT

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

whenever i hear the phrase "strike(s) back", my first thought isn't "empire strikes back" but rather "woolies strike back".

i have created my own microcosm of the bugs bunny carrots myth.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

"uhh no they shouldn't put sony rep in smash because of the nintendo play station fallout"
kid 'named' ultra games carrying a suspicously mario game-shaped tiny toons game

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

There is a rot at the core of this god-forsaken series

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

i think it'd feel quite theraputic to ps1 texture warp irl.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

i think steamed hams might just be the screenwriting equivalent of loss. i need to see how subtle this can get

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2025

Bad games are good
The confusing, and the bland
the passion projects, and the AI slop
All bad games are great

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2025

I actually like the layout of the Mario Galaxy stage, but it is really funny from a game design perspective how it was essentially designed fundamentally as a gimmick stage for a mechanic between like 2 moves each on 60% of the roster, that itself barely works.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

It's kinda interesting how the outrage over "woke Disney", and the assumption that the Disney corporation (or any other media company) itself is inserting progressive content rather than artists getting (the bare-minimum) permission to do so, really shows how little conservatives value individuals and their work.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

I really like the duality of Sunsoft's 80s/90s game library being split between the most Japanese games ever made and the most American games ever made.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

what if extremist ipad kids started an anti-table manners propaganda twitter account called Bibs of TikTok.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

The highest accomplishment a fictional character can recieve is not any kind of crossover or award, it is being used as a psuedonym by a whistleblower against a large corporation.

Shoutouts to Merrell "Mr. Butts" Williams Jr.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

look, i know they're just doing mr peanut again, but...

why do they keep killing the bird apps. what is the curse of bird apps.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

I know what Neptunia is and even then I feel like a medieval peasant teleported to 2025 when I watch this.

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