lordvaati
Smash Master
them saying I do the same move.
which is ironic, because I don't and he uses the C stick only.
which is ironic, because I don't and he uses the C stick only.
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worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost
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Justblaze647
Smash Lord
Put on items and then we'll see what happens
lmao
lmao
Stratford
Smash Champion
"Hey Einstein, I'm on your side."
`DNS`
Smash Lord
something like "you're much better than me, it's not fair"
i wish my noob friends would get better
i wish my noob friends would get better
S l o X
Smash Champion
I think you guys are taking 99% of these johns seriously when they were MOST LIKELY joking...or trying to be funny.
Zeke_
Smash Journeyman
" I hate version 2"
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
ive heard that one b4. At this point they just crossed the line lol
edgeluca
Smash Lord
Okay, the other day someone said combos are cheap. If he thinks this, he shouldn't pick fox =P
Abraxas
Smash Rookie
Exactly this happened to me twice. And I only wanted to make my point clear (the point: I like Melee better than Brawl). :embarrass
Worst john: 'If that Fsmash hadnt miss, I would have won in that moment and you hadnt.'
Seriously, what the heck. D:
OMG, fox is just broken
OMG, doc is just broken
OMG, marth is just broken
OMG, DK is so broken
etc,etc (same person, same day, and he was serious. He "mains" pika, and spams down B and d-smash)
You're not supposed to grab the ledge and not let me on (I then pointed out the pretty award I got in my score for ledgehogging)
and my favorite, though not a loss in smash:
"WTF, it's because you go to church. You must ****ing go and pray to be so lucky at pingpong"
OMG, doc is just broken
OMG, marth is just broken
OMG, DK is so broken
etc,etc (same person, same day, and he was serious. He "mains" pika, and spams down B and d-smash)
You're not supposed to grab the ledge and not let me on (I then pointed out the pretty award I got in my score for ledgehogging)
and my favorite, though not a loss in smash:
"WTF, it's because you go to church. You must ****ing go and pray to be so lucky at pingpong"
edgeluca
Smash Lord
lolwut? You win the ******** john award.
-ACE-
Gotem City Vigilante
"Ganondorf is the cheapest character in the game"
-Darksyde <3
-Darksyde <3
StealthyGunnar
Smash Champion
After my friend came back from the military and played SSBM with me.
I won all of our games and he said this, "You cheat. You got too good. You had to look up on the internet all those advanced stuff. That's cheating. Since you couldn't figure it out yourself, you cheated. Cheating Cheater."
Mind you, wouldn't one who wants to be good at SSBM learn how to wavedash/l-cancel/ledgetech?
I won all of our games and he said this, "You cheat. You got too good. You had to look up on the internet all those advanced stuff. That's cheating. Since you couldn't figure it out yourself, you cheated. Cheating Cheater."
Mind you, wouldn't one who wants to be good at SSBM learn how to wavedash/l-cancel/ledgetech?
Paladin77
Smash Journeyman
Projectiles are cheap.
voorhese
Smash Master
kid plays me (4 stocked) -> goes and plays brawl for the first time (almost beats a kid)
"yah i really like this one because there are no combos"
"yah i really like this one because there are no combos"
TForce
Smash Rookie
Three different people:
1. Me (Sheik) / Him (Pika) - "**** it Pikachu, I don't have enough badges."
2. Me (Mewtwo) / Him (Marth) - "Mewtwo is GOD teir. He uses magic." (I pulled him through Battlefield)
3. Me (Sheik, Falco, Peach, etc) / Him (Marth) - "You couldn't beat me without projectiles. I'm the best at this game without projectiles."
lol
1. Me (Sheik) / Him (Pika) - "**** it Pikachu, I don't have enough badges."
2. Me (Mewtwo) / Him (Marth) - "Mewtwo is GOD teir. He uses magic." (I pulled him through Battlefield)
3. Me (Sheik, Falco, Peach, etc) / Him (Marth) - "You couldn't beat me without projectiles. I'm the best at this game without projectiles."
lol
ETWIST51294
Smash Hero
Here's mine.
"the only reason you won is because my hands were moist from beating off in the bathroom"
"the only reason you won is because my hands were moist from beating off in the bathroom"
Nø Ca$h
Smash Champion
"my bad i have a life"
no he didnt
no he didnt
mikeyman
Smash Rookie
Melee: "I was leaning on my elbows"
Brawl: The guy I battled had a fake seizure.
Brawl: The guy I battled had a fake seizure.
X WaNtEd X
Smash Lord
Me: Luigi
Him: Ganon
I beat him in a 4 stock on fd i only lost one stock. Him: "**** you kid. Luigi's on crack"
Him: Ganon
I beat him in a 4 stock on fd i only lost one stock. Him: "**** you kid. Luigi's on crack"
Let It Riot
Smash Cadet
Knuckles_Fan
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2009
- Messages
- 13
N64: 'Argh, the Pokemon kid is ****, I'm choosing a new character.' (Yeah, he thought Ness was Pokemon Trainer )
Melee: 'No fair! Your character is faster than mine!'
Brawl: 'I couldn't concentrate, I had an erection.'
)Melee: 'No fair! Your character is faster than mine!'
Brawl: 'I couldn't concentrate, I had an erection.'
Goddesslisa
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2009
- Messages
- 21
0-0 oh wowN64: 'Argh, the Pokemon kid is ****, I'm choosing a new character.' (Yeah, he thought Ness was Pokemon Trainer
Melee: 'No fair! Your character is faster than mine!'
Brawl: 'I couldn't concentrate, I had an erection.'
Brawl: That was a tryout with my brother and cousin. Now me.
Funny thing is, I beat him again..
keeper
Smash Champion
"I ****ing suck at this game, ****."
"That shouldn't work."
"****."
All from me.
"That shouldn't work."
"****."
All from me.
Lol silence Foo, I annihilated you with wario.
I didn't even play up after that I was so dissapointed.
Leviathan741
Smash Ace
I was playing with my friend and I would often beat him (played him yesterday and beat him a lot 2)
Here are some of his johns..
1) "You're just not good enough"
2) "If Captain Falcon's Nair wasn't so broken, then maybe I could....."
3) "The bed I was sitting on when we were fighting cut of circulation to my hands so they were cold and so I coudln't play as well"
He is usually joking around when he says those but this one is for real..... "I just wasn't trying"
Here are some of his johns..
1) "You're just not good enough"
2) "If Captain Falcon's Nair wasn't so broken, then maybe I could....."
3) "The bed I was sitting on when we were fighting cut of circulation to my hands so they were cold and so I coudln't play as well"
He is usually joking around when he says those but this one is for real..... "I just wasn't trying"
Lordydennek
Smash Ace
lol ahh Sieg. He has called everyone of my moves broken before.
"This is how I train! I fuuck myself until it works!!!!"
"I can't....(i take his last stock the game ends)...move."
I'm still a fan of the Omega johns.
1) The planets weren't aligned.
2) I was sweatin' too hard, couldn't get a grip on the controller.
3) I WAS THINKIN OF THIS ONE GIRL.
But some of my own personal favs are.
4) The sun was in my eyes.
5) I actually forgot what I was trying to do for a second.
6) Your cat tried to pickpocket me. (Yes this actually happened to me)
7) Missed the A button.
8) How'd that hit me? I was holding back to block.
9) You'd drop an edgeguard too if your chair broke.
10) I smelled chicken.
1) The planets weren't aligned.
2) I was sweatin' too hard, couldn't get a grip on the controller.
3) I WAS THINKIN OF THIS ONE GIRL.
But some of my own personal favs are.
4) The sun was in my eyes.
5) I actually forgot what I was trying to do for a second.
6) Your cat tried to pickpocket me. (Yes this actually happened to me)
7) Missed the A button.
8) How'd that hit me? I was holding back to block.
9) You'd drop an edgeguard too if your chair broke.
10) I smelled chicken.
NintendoxFighter
Smash Rookie
Here's a good one:
There's this loser at my school named Chase and he plays Smash jus to be a jerk. One day, I challenged him to a one on one and I kicked his ***. (the man in green never lets me down!) Then he said "You only won because I had a crappy controller!" I can buy that because the controllers in the classroom suck, so I bring mine from home. I told him to bring one from his house. So he came to school the next day bring his "good" controller and I whupped him again. Then he said "You only won because I had a crappy controller." then I asked "Wait, isn't that the good controller from home?" then he just looked at me and walked out of the room. He's never talked to me since.
Psh, what a john
There's this loser at my school named Chase and he plays Smash jus to be a jerk. One day, I challenged him to a one on one and I kicked his ***. (the man in green never lets me down!) Then he said "You only won because I had a crappy controller!" I can buy that because the controllers in the classroom suck, so I bring mine from home. I told him to bring one from his house. So he came to school the next day bring his "good" controller and I whupped him again. Then he said "You only won because I had a crappy controller." then I asked "Wait, isn't that the good controller from home?" then he just looked at me and walked out of the room. He's never talked to me since.
Psh, what a john
cjugs
Smash Ace
"Get luckier"
"WOW That entire stock was u sheild poking me"
" You're so good" (sarcastic)
"link is so dumb i can't cg" me link him ics
"WOW REALLY"
Does this qualify? he flips link off? rage quits and walks away.
My favorite he loves to point out "i self destructed at 0" so does this mean i can walk off the side and say haha im so much better then u i just sd is the only reason i didn't give you the strap
"WOW That entire stock was u sheild poking me"
" You're so good" (sarcastic)
"link is so dumb i can't cg" me link him ics
"WOW REALLY"
Does this qualify? he flips link off? rage quits and walks away.
My favorite he loves to point out "i self destructed at 0" so does this mean i can walk off the side and say haha im so much better then u i just sd is the only reason i didn't give you the strap
yummynbeefy
Smash Champion
after the match was over
other guy: WAIT I WAS MARTH?!?!?!?!?!?
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
other guy: WAIT I WAS MARTH?!?!?!?!?!?
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BluePeachy100
Smash Champion
This guy was playing this girl and he was like:
Guy: Your boobs are just so lush, I couldn't concentrate.
It was pretty legit, tho.
An excuse I made was:
Me: I didn't sleep in over 24 hours.
Guy: Your boobs are just so lush, I couldn't concentrate.
It was pretty legit, tho.
An excuse I made was:
Me: I didn't sleep in over 24 hours.
Buford
Smash Apprentice
I'm fairly new into the smash community, I dont play with more than just my circle of friends usually. I dont consider myself amazing or anything.
but when my peach 4 stocks his doc. I know im better, yet i get.
"Youre so bad I didnt know what to do"
but when my peach 4 stocks his doc. I know im better, yet i get.
"Youre so bad I didnt know what to do"
MarioMariox2
Smash Ace
If I john after I win, it's being arrogantly humble right?
Guy: You're so pro, you whupped me.
Me: It's cause my controller was bad.
:O
I think Insane Carzy Guy is rubbing off on me.
Guy: You're so pro, you whupped me.
Me: It's cause my controller was bad.
:O
I think Insane Carzy Guy is rubbing off on me.
Oracle
Smash Master
My personal favorite is how my friend who plays link johns whenever I space anything
"LUIGI'S GRAB RANGE IS RIDICULOUS!"
"LUIGI'S GRAB RANGE IS RIDICULOUS!"
MarioMariox2
Smash Ace
Lol if your friend thought the GRAB range seemed ridiculous, wait till you start doing WD d-smashes on him. The freakin' move has uber horizontal range :O
That's quality.
Best john is, "fuuuuu...I hate this stage"
because half the time they actually believe it and end up hating 2/3s the neutral stages let alone CPs. *****ez need to learn to take it easy.