Nø Ca$h
Smash Champion
yeah i meant it that way because me and my friends all had that and understood
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worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost
- Thread starter boss8
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PB&J
Smash Hero
worse one is one i said
i said i lost once in teams because i coudnt hear the tv..i thought it was dumb after i thought about it..but lately when i lose and its close or even if i get *****, i say to myself . if i was better it woudnt be close so i dont get mad anymore when i lose, because it just motivates me to get better
i said i lost once in teams because i coudnt hear the tv..i thought it was dumb after i thought about it..but lately when i lose and its close or even if i get *****, i say to myself . if i was better it woudnt be close so i dont get mad anymore when i lose, because it just motivates me to get better
Pi
Smash Hero
oh ok
my hands are frozen right now
idk why we have the house open.
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not hearing the tv i would say is legit
i rely on hearing my DJ noise to know if it got wasted or not
Stratford
Smash Champion
Sun was in my eyes.
Some Johns from noobmatches:
I had a Samus player camping me on Hyrule Tempel and consantly running away from me. I ran after him, catched him and punched him out with a Fair.
He says: "Hey, Bowser is so imbalanced! How can he be that fast? Play a slower character, please!"
I had a match against one who did hardly do any attack. He stood on the ground pretty much all the time and did no move except walking. After he had lost the first stock, he said:
"The C-Stick of this controller is not working!"
"I would propably have won, if i had spammed C-stick."
"You're cheating!" After powershielding a Charge beam and killing a Samus with it. Happend to me twice, by the way.
"I have to go to class, see you later."
"I lost because you turned items on high."
"I lost because we played with four players."
"You guys allied, I'm sure."
The last three were said by me.^^
Yeah, avoid johnning ist hard.
I had a Samus player camping me on Hyrule Tempel and consantly running away from me. I ran after him, catched him and punched him out with a Fair.
He says: "Hey, Bowser is so imbalanced! How can he be that fast? Play a slower character, please!"
I had a match against one who did hardly do any attack. He stood on the ground pretty much all the time and did no move except walking. After he had lost the first stock, he said:
"The C-Stick of this controller is not working!"
"I would propably have won, if i had spammed C-stick."
"You're cheating!" After powershielding a Charge beam and killing a Samus with it. Happend to me twice, by the way.
"I have to go to class, see you later."
"I lost because you turned items on high."
"I lost because we played with four players."
"You guys allied, I'm sure."
The last three were said by me.^^
Yeah, avoid johnning ist hard.
BrandonOwnageking
Smash Journeyman
"my eye kept twitching" :D
"I was just doing that so you'd get used to it that way i can take advantage of it later when you think i was gonna do it later, thats the only reason why i lost."
"I was just doing that so you'd get used to it that way i can take advantage of it later when you think i was gonna do it later, thats the only reason why i lost."
Stratford
Smash Champion
This is brilliant hahahahaha.
Grim Tuesday
Smash Legend
My friend doesn't seem to grasp the concept of hitstun, "WTF I'm pressing airdodge!"
S l o X
Smash Champion
and the class one sound pretty legit, I mean...you can't brag about winning 2v1 or with items. :D
voorhese
Smash Master
"ITS THESE ******* SHOES!!!!!!!!!!" *kicks off shoes*
reverse johns "OMG we are so good, we beat voorhese 2v1" (not during a doubles match, just 2v1)
reverse johns "OMG we are so good, we beat voorhese 2v1" (not during a doubles match, just 2v1)
voorhese
Smash Master
oh yah and also "this stupid controller isnt doing what i want it to do"
The Good Doctor
Smash Champion
"You only won because I like playing the characters in order!"
haha, gets me everytime.
haha, gets me everytime.
Waynebruce
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2009
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- 56
"I just kissed Marisa (random name). I`m distracted and you know that.˜
A friend of mine said it a whole day after kissing his first GF.
A friend of mine said it a whole day after kissing his first GF.
Falcade
Smash Cadet
"I'm too baked"
harriettheguy
Smash Lord
Aw man i didn't mean to choose fox
"All you do is crouch cancel dtilt" - I was bowser
"My partner is sabotaging me!"- Raistlin, when I killed his first stock and died 7 times
"All you do is crouch cancel dtilt" - I was bowser
"My partner is sabotaging me!"- Raistlin, when I killed his first stock and died 7 times
Raistlin
Smash Lord
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- 1,215
I don't man, that seems like a pretty legit excuse rofl
Mr.Fakeman
Smash Journeyman
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The one that I got from one of my mates was "I wasn't looking!"
pfft. . .
pfft. . .
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
basically my friend had come in and started smashing with us for about an hour.
The window was in fact open and the temperature a constant.
During a particular match he was getting ***** by my m2 (he is a zelda main WTF???lol) in teams. He was teaming with a samus and after about 1.5 minutes into the match his teammate commented on the fact that he only had 1 life left while everyone else had 3-4.
His immediate response was -i-is there a window open, my hands are getting cold.
We just paused and started laughing.
The window was in fact open and the temperature a constant.
During a particular match he was getting ***** by my m2 (he is a zelda main WTF???lol) in teams. He was teaming with a samus and after about 1.5 minutes into the match his teammate commented on the fact that he only had 1 life left while everyone else had 3-4.
His immediate response was -i-is there a window open, my hands are getting cold.
We just paused and started laughing.
Seems legit to me.
kafkametamorph
Smash Cadet
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My one friend had a classic one
"wow, all he did was rolldodge, I didn't know what to do"
sad thing is, that's what lost him the match, they were about equal XD
"wow, all he did was rolldodge, I didn't know what to do"
sad thing is, that's what lost him the match, they were about equal XD
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
Lol, this is one of my favorite:
I lost because my mindgames dont work on noobs.
I lost because my mindgames dont work on noobs.
voorhese
Smash Master
thats actually pretty legit tho, i know playing bad kids is sometimes harder than tourney players
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
At face value it seems like it is.
but there is no way an experience player should be losing to noobs. That leads directly into all they did was roll, forward smash, mash buttons, c stick, shoot lasers, etc.
Its really your inability to adapt. If they are terrible then just out tech skill them. Be more patient and punish hard.
but there is no way an experience player should be losing to noobs. That leads directly into all they did was roll, forward smash, mash buttons, c stick, shoot lasers, etc.
Its really your inability to adapt. If they are terrible then just out tech skill them. Be more patient and punish hard.
Siglemic
Smash Journeyman
`DNS`
Smash Lord
"Puff sucks vs Ganon I'm hungover"
The Good Doctor
Smash Champion
Legit.
2Legit2Quit!
Bets
Smash Journeyman
"I'm not techy" the guy was playing fox.
payasofobia
Smash Champion
I **** my pants and had to wipe my ***.
Real story.
Real story.
LOL
Mango's gettin a **** ton of crap for RoM2. xD
BluePeachy100
Smash Champion
"I didn't eat my Wheaties this morning"
"I was making out with my girlfriend."
Not my fault, you get JV five stocked, you get JV five stocked, NO JOHNS! D:<
"I was making out with my girlfriend."
Not my fault, you get JV five stocked, you get JV five stocked, NO JOHNS! D:<
Waynebruce
Smash Cadet
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so what? Pichu > chuck norris. he definitively is unbalanced
BTW, my brother told me once:
****, cant you see that this controller is not working? i only attacked once (after side-pressing the c-stick about 5 times in 2 seconds with sheik)
Sephiroths Masamune
Shocodoro Blagshidect
"Your name must have cheat codes or something cause when ever I hit you you just come back to the stage." - My Uncle
jugfingers
Smash Champion
"melee didn't win because, it isn't fair that melee players used there enormous tech skill to revote thousands of times for their game "-john teti
Get owned John. Whoever you are. Isn't he that HL2 fanboy?