Wish Corruptor

[zeldspazz]

Granted, but its a pirated version and the police catch you.

I wish my life was perfect ^_^

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but everything that can go wrong, does.. Your life is a perfect example of the worst life possible.

I wish I had a better imagination when it comes to making wishes.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted. <- this is a very original and very imaginative grant to wish.

I wish someone did not call DK's "Giant Punch" the "Donkey Punch"

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, that person is 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles underground.

I wish I could play guitar.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but everywhere you go, people are now selling basses.

I wish the Forum Games section wouldn't die so quickly and randomly and then rise again as quickly, only to die out again.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's only like that for an hour.

I wish I had ketchup.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, its been watered down.

I wish that SSB4 will include yoshi.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. He is bottom teir...again.
I wish I had a history class in my schedual.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's your history . . . . . . . in baby pictures.

I wish Weegee ate the Powerpuff girls up there.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but if you eat a Powerpuff Girl, you become one. So now, Weegee is a triple Powerpuff! Oh, the horror!

I wish I worked for Nintendo.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted you're assistant janitor

I wish something would happen

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, it did, you missed it.
I wish Luigi had more fans.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but Mario gets even more fans and thus Luigi is still overshadowed

I wish donuts didn't have holes in them

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, your head has one instead.

I wish for bandages.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they cover every hole in your body and you suffocate.

I wish that I could spend more time here on Smashboards.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but your post count won't go up

I wish all my pals were on right now

 

[Jonkku]

Granted.. They're all on your girlfriend.

I wish I'd spend less time on the internet.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but now you are bored beyond belief

I wish school wouldn't start until next week.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. But when it does start, it lasts 18 hours a day and there are no more weekends.

I wish I knew where I've beeen for the past 6 months.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it was at a five-star restaurant. That means you have to pay for it all.

I wish all that money went to me. (:<

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. But I paid in pennies. You spend the rest of your life counting each coin.

I wish my computer wasn't secretly trying to ruin my life.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. It is openly trying to ruin your life.
I wish "The Colbert Report" wasn't on a three week vaction.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, your electricity is on a three month vacation instead.

I wish for a staycation.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. (Insert generic corruption here).
(Insert generic wish here).

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you die.

I wish I could get to a power outlet.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you get there with a knife and a fork and you fry your brain, and then you die.

I wish most of the corruptions wouldn't end with "you die".

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but...

I wish that most of the wishes wouldn't be "I wish most of the corruptions wouldn't end with 'you die.'"

 

[Jonkku]

DENIED DENIED DENIED!

I wish that were so.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, so you wish you were that.

I wish my Objection thread would have survived.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but unfortunately it survived only to be eaten by the other threads after they run out of food.

I wish I wish on the wall, could I have the strangest wish of all?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No you cannot, unless you are willing to "go there."

I wish for a big rooster.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's not cute, nor your pet.

I wish for a big Richard.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's that guy in that Youtube video that says he'll slaughter the world, or something like that.

I wish he wouldn't slaughter me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I ninja'd Fin

Well, that was unexpected. I ninja'd sumo, too.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you have to slaughter him first.

I wish for more time!

 

[Jonkku]

I ninja'd Fin

No you didn't.

Granted, but you waste the time you get on something useless..

I wish I didn't get ninja'd now as it would be ironic.

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, but you'll be ninja'd a second later than now.

I wish I could get



<-------------This guy.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish I was a ninja

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but you're dressed in orange, scream "Beleive it!", and no one loves you

I wish i didn't just make that referance

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but in an alternate timeline you did. BELIEVE IT!!!

I wish that I didn't have so much work to do...