Wish Corruptor

[NukSuCao]

Granted, but it falls out the window onto explosives.

I wish I had ninja skillz.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but I am the original Forum Games Ninja and you can't take that title from me.

I wish my job wouldn't end so late at night.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I prove your corruption wrong:

I am the original Forum Games Ninja

Join Date: Jul 2009

I wish someone would get my point.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, however Raf is the alt account of the original Forum Games ninja, so you are proven wrong (just kidding about all that).

I wish I wasn't so confused right now.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but now you know too much.

I wish I could be super awaesome

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you become deceased from being so "super awaesome"

i wish i could figure out why a some pizzas only have one pepperoni slice, and in the center no less...

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you figure out because it has more cheese.

I wish god could put a smile on my face. :[

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now you can't stop smiling and it becomes excessively creepy and nobody wants to be your friend.

i wish i had an assistant to render a hypothesis on many a phenomenon i have just discovered.

 

[ranmaru]

grrrrrrrrrr :[

Granted.

I wish for pie.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it hits you in the face for not putting a corruption for my wish, and it's blueberry.

i wish i knew more about the time oddities in quartz crystals.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

 

[DMG]

Granted, I proceed to time you out on Brinstar.

I wish I could camp better.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, everyone else can too.

I wish snake couldn't hurt u just by hitting the air around u.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you become snake now. Sadly you can't do those things anymore, what a shame.

I wish I can swim in the bay.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but others keep their boredom at bay, so you're bored all the time while swimming there.

I wish I didn't have to resort to puns and/or obscure references in almost every joke I make.

 

[NukSuCao]

Granted, but now it's all slapstick.

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, It's about 273 on each side to get to the center.

I wish I could decide if I am going to party tonight or not...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you don't. HA-HA!

I wish my neck pains would go away.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You get 1,000 nots in your neck and can no longer move it.
I wish Obama was impeached for having connections to terrorists.

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Not granted. Terrorist are most likely backstabber to have connections with the president. ☆

☆ I wish Tuseday was here so I can get Muramasa already. )= ☆

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you don't like it.

I wish I was lighter.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you're overused by a pot head and avid smoker.

 

[xLeafybug =D]

You're supposed to make a wish after corrupting the other person's..

I wish I had a better TV.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's one inch larger

I wish my other post had a wish.

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Granted, but it was a wish that was easily corrupted. )= ☆

☆ I wish I could type without need to cheak for spell checks, (I didn't spell check because I didn't feel like it). XD ☆

 

[Clownbot]

☆ I wish I could type without need to cheak for spell checks ☆

I wish this post was less ironic.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted:

☆ I wish I could type without need to CHEEEEEEKKKKKK for spell checks, (I didn't spell check because I didn't feel like it). XD ☆

I wish I had my Wii instead of it being at my parent's place.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Granted, it's fused to your chest.

I wish I was a kitten.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get eaten by an Asian (I'm Asian, so it's okay).

I wish I had a party.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but no one came

i wish all Wii's came with homebrew channel

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but that "but only your parents came" line of yours starts getting put into the wrong context and posted all over the internets.

I wish I could be part of the NTSB and look into plane crashes!

Spoiler

I wonder if irony will strike?

 

[Deleted member]

(what does that supposed to mean)
granted, but planes crashed into all NTSB Networks

i wish Wii would stop making G rated games and start make some more voilent ones

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they suck.

I wish that I had some Marlboro: Blend 54's

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they explode.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you meditate, and find out that hot dogs are made... OUT OF HUMANS!!!

i wish for fish and a dish that's delish to swish.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get fish juice in a cup on a dish you got at wal-mart for $2.

I wish I had some coffee for the morning.

 

[ranmaru]

GRANTED.

I wish I could do something awesome. WITH A GIRL

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you soon realize she's a hermaphrodite.

I wish that I had more on my paycheck.

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Granted, but your paycheck will come more late now since you gain more. ☆

☆ I wish I had a job again. T_T ☆

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. But you will be working at a factory, doing three things at once, and also doing the bottom most rack, and you better hurry up son!

I wish there were easier jobs out there, or near here.