Wish Corruptor

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. They extinguish by themselves after you set them on fire

I wish Final Fantasy XIII was going on the Wii

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but it turns out to have entirely different gameplay and story. As a result, one half of the fanbase will start crying it isn't the same game, the other half will cry why that version isn't on the PS360.



I wish my mouse didn't suck so much

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, your mouse blows up instead.

I wish the wii had more memory

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. Your wii blows up, along with every other wii you touch.

I wish that Punch-Out wasn't that hard.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's this hard.

I wish Mario Kart Wii was that hard.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted. Items are now 9001x more random and biased against the guy in first place.

I wish I had a genie to make more wishes

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. The only thing you are allowed to wish for is to give yourself a terminal disease.

I wish that my wishes were uncorruptable.

 

[XACE-K]

Too bad, you die.

I wish the Forum Games would go back to how it was in Summer 08.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's awesome, which means you waste away on your computer because of it's awesomeness.

I wish for a tasty yogurt.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but its actually Ice cream

I wish I had a new ipod

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, enjoy your iPod Shuffle.

I wish someone would ninja someone else in response to this wish.

 

[Blackatticus]

wish granted,

 

[Blackatticus]

wish granted...FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[Blackatticus]

I wish not to kill this thread

 

[Shade613]

Don't double/triple post.
Granted. I kill it instead.
I wish Chuck Norris.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get Captain Falcon.

I wish for a cell phone.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, its a cell-sized phone

I wish my ipod's battery wouldn't run out so fast

 

[UberMario]

Granted, they explode just as fast.

I wish for a waffle.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but the person who made it for you mistakened the word "waffle" for "wiffle". Have fun eating wiffle balls.

I wish my day off was on Friday and not Tuesday.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but... umm.... yeah.

I wish for YEAH

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you get boooed

I wish for a Boo that never attacks me.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it's Captain Falcon's ghost of vengence. HYESZ!.. wait... how's that a bad thing?

I wish for soda.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but you get no container.

I wish for a squirrel.

 

[~Firefly~]

Granted. You can't stop staring at it.

I wish for a dish with a delicious fish.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it is raw and wriggling when you get it.

I wish for rice.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's from Greenland, which means it's about the size of an amoeba.

I wish for a nacho.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. No cheese.

I wish for a GIRL. That isn't related to me, and isn't old, or dead, or ugly. JUST A HOT NORMAL GIRL NAKED WITH NICE BOOBS AND NOT A TRANSEXUAL OH YEA

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's a girl (it, as in your baby).. But she somehow isn't related to you, good luck figuring out how.. Also, she doesn't have a mother, you're now both male and female (But only the bad sides of each).

I wish that corruption wasn't so strange.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted. xD

I wish this baby can grow up without close, only if it isn't mine. oh :[

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

How am I supposed to corrupt something that doesn't make sense? No "close"? If you meant clothes, granted. The baby is really a robot.

I wish that my bubble gum didn't go bad...

 

[ranmaru]

hahahahha i can't believe I did that. **** it.

Granted. It went bad to the bone.

I wish for something cool.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but the next day it went lame

i wish for a teleporter

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. First, it teleports you. It blows up and you survive, but it sent you to an alternate universe where it is exactly the same as this one except your dead.

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard at this one.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your laugh box shrivels from underuse.

i wish there were a cartoon network fighting game (similar to smash bros. except with cartoon network stuff).

 

[Deleted member]

(thats saounds awesome)

granted, but there were no items and much of a variety of levels

i wish for TS4 to be on wii and rated MA

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it overly gory to the point where the interaction pops out of the screen. Your first game over, is your only game over. Good luck.

I wish for Advil.

 

[Deleted member]

granted but it did nothing at all

i wish for more money

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's monopoly money.

I wish for my sexy co-worker to go to the movies with me.

 

[Deleted member]

(i knew u would say that)

Granted, but the movie you saw had too many adds and she left

 

[Deleted member]

i wish for an almost skate board