Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

Granted it makes the top/roof of your mouth sting. (gives you some bumps at the top and it makes it hard for you to eat anything GOOD like KFC or a restauruant)

I wish for some KFC.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Your chicken was beaten extra just for you.

I wish that I didn't have asthma.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. You have Diabetes instead. You were better off with Asthma. And this is not a cheap wish destroyer because I didn't give you cancer.

I wish I gave you cancer

 

[Tacel]

Why would you wish such a thing???

Wish granted, but I contact the Make a Wish Foundation and wish that you would be thrown overboard in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I pass away peacefully.

I wish that my best friend was Ganondorf.

 

[ranmaru]

I swim back to sure because I transformed into Michael Phelps (I laughed haha, jk I'm not that evil)

Granted, but everytime you jump in the air he fairs you out of the stage.

I wish for some food

 

[Tacel]

There is no such thing as a landform called a, "sure"! BAHAHAHA!

Wish granted. It's the last Panda. *Dials 911*

I wish that Disney wouldn't have bought Marvel.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, now they bought DC

I wish for a MadWorld point of view

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you try to play a game that requires to match all colors other than red, white, and black.

I wish that I could sleep.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, you slept...Forever...

I wish for Super Saiyan Lincoln 3 and have him save the world

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, he saved the world, but its not Earth

I wish for a donut

 

[D.B.K.]

Granted, but it came out of the garbage.

I wish for a new car.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get ripped off (it was U S E D)

i wish i knew the character roster of super smash bros. 4...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's 2 characters that have nothing to do with Nintendo.

I wish I had a bagel.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it's old... and cold... and so very full of mold...

Spoiler

SPONGEBOB REFERENCE! LOLZ!

i wish for a donut.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's filled with terrible jelly.

I wish for shorts.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but those short-shorts are now your only article of clothing, any other clothes you touch turn to dust...

i wish... um... pie?

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but the meat has expired

i wish for more rock stars (energy drink)

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

granted, but they're not as popular as the rollin stones

I wish I had an X-box 360

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's a first generation and it red-rings on you.

I wish for another wish.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but you already used up your wish on your previous wish

I wish my 360 didn't get the red ring of death

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, the disk drive has been overworked and doesn't work anymore.

I wish for a burger.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but it puffer fish

i wish for world peace

 

[smashfan666]

granted, someone else wishes for world war.

i wish for infinity coffee. (i like coffee )

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it's all straight black.

I wish for good coffee.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but Starbucks was taked down

I wish for a new video card for my laptop

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but it has a virus that blows up your computer.

i wish for fish in a dish.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it's a puffer fish that hasn't been treated properly so you die.

I wish for an overused wish.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get a creepy guy following you everywhere.

i wish we could creat an alternate reality whare you cand eben umbderstand wum we'z all sane.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted.... no u

I wish for the Jabbawockeez in mah house

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, in addition, you also get hedgehogs right outside your window.

I wish I was a bit better at Touhou...

Spoiler

Can't even clear the third stage of Touhou 12 (a.k.a. UFO), on easy!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you forget how to be good at anything else (like how to shower).

I wish I knew more internet memes.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but you were already b& from any imageboard and forum XD

I wish I could understand those amazing race games

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish for pie.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but along with the cake, the pie is a lie.

I wish for a monster in my closet.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but its one that doesn't scare you at all. In fact, you scare the monster instead.

I wish that I may somehow be awesome.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, But you have no Friends

I Wish for a youtube video of a tasering montage

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you were the one tasered.

I wish I could see some naked girls : D :D :D :D

that are not ugly or fat or related to me or are my daugthers from the future pretending not to be related to me and plus they never used to be guys just naked girls

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, its Lady Gaga

I wish for a good online game

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted but nobody is ever online.

I wish to go to sleep.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's 11 days later (the longest any human has gone without sleep before dying)

I wish I had Tang.