Wish Corruptor

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get a scooter with no wheels.

I wish for a Mac computer version of Halo

 

[Shade613]

Granted it runs at 1 frame per year.
I wish Scribblenauts had better controls.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you get a scooter with no wheels.

("almost" is a skate company not the adverb)

granted, but idk never i've played the game

i wish for a milkshake

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's **** flavored.

I wish I had a DS.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. The touch screen is damaged beyond repair.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you die of insomnia because the longest a human has gone without sleep is 11 days. Good luck with 2 weeks of that.

I wish I had a stick of gum.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it was a milk flavoured suger free one

i wish for a 3rd sequal the the Ace ventura movie

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but it's made by Uwe Boll and stars Dane Cook.


I wish I had a Robot Maid. (Who works and won't kill me)

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, assembly is required and you only have the chinese instructions

I wish Captain Falcon had more games

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but you dont get to falcon punch anyone

i wish for a new sterio

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but you're arrested for theft.

I wish that I had more willpower.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but you're now physically paralyzed

I wish for Epic Mickey to be released now..

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's about drawing.

I wish 4 SSB 2 B @ TEH VC

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you can't get to it.

I wish my other friends could stop smoking like I have (it's not as hard as some think it is).

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but you can't get to it.

I wish my other friends could stop smoking like I have (it's not as hard as some think it is).

Granted, but they start doing drugs the next day.

I wish for a Kanye West meme to pop-up below mine

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but they start doing drugs the next day.

I wish for a Kanye West meme to pop-up below mine

Hold it, your post was good and all but I think that the poster before you had the best post of this entire thread. No offense!
/meme

I wish for cereal.

 

[professor mgw]

Granted, but your milk is...,SOY!!!!

I wish ***s, lesbians, and blacks could get along. (P.S. i am NOT biting of martin luther king)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but now every other race/orientation can't get along.

I wish for an internet without flame wars.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but everything IRL is chaotic and evil.

I wish I could be a better person.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you gave a child candy but punched a baby.

I wish my apartment complex allowed pets.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but now they don't allow humans.

I wish I were less paranoid.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, although everybody still watches you in every second on live TV

I wish for /b/

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted, you get the most awful imageboard on the Internet.

I wish for a pound.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but you die from it

i wish for a slice of buttered toast

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, although you didn't say that you'd have it. Run Ed! Run!!

I wish for Bob and George Comics

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Granted, but no more paper. Enter stone tablet comics.

I wish I had a Micheal Jackson CD.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted but it's from another singer also called Michael Jackson.

I wish.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, You have just earned a lifetime supply of absolutely nothing!!

Wish I.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted Wish, sentences your now are like reversed now this.

I wish you would understand that sentence.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, only you can.

I wish for pie.

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Granted, but there are too many numbers after 3.14......

I wish Power Rangers would stop making new seasons

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but they just continue with the last season they had.

I wish I could see some of the original Power Rangers again

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but you can only see their picture because your tv blew up

I wish I had some cookies :D

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they're "humanly organic" chocolate chip cookies.

I wish I could "Show them my moves" on the dance floor.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted, you get a nice, congratulating Warlock Punch at the end.

I wish for more paradoxes.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but Snake has the continue button

I wish for a complete Metal Gear 1-4 box set

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's used and all the disks are scratched.

I wish there were more seafood places where I live.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but they all sell crab cakes only. 2 for $7.

I wish I had some lobster now. I'm hungry :[

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Granted, but its kindof hard eating lobster with no teeth.

I wish Alladin 4 would be made soon.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It was just caught. Sorry, I didn't have time to kill it for you. Enjoy!
EDIT: Ninja'd!

Wish granted, but it has an extremely sad scene (because it's Disney) and you cry so hard that you drown.

I wish that seafood wouldn't make me vomit.