Wish Corruptor

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, you don't get water

I wish for a new Baman Piderman Episode

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your misspelling caused it to look REALLY stoopid, noice going.

i insert a bunch of lolwuts.

 

[PSIQuasi]

uhhh...nothing happens you make wishes, not insert things.

I wish for Captain Olimar's Spaceship, the Dolphin from Pikmin, that is just my size.

 

[ranmaru]

no.

I wish you didn't get your next wish :]

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Turns Head* No?

I wish for a vanilla coke.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted but it still taste horrible beyond belief

I wish for new headphones

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but It has a 78% chance of ear-infection

I wish for a Pichu

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, But it's been dead for six months now

I wish AGuyNamedRaf isn't allowed to make or corrupt wishes.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you're the last wish I corrupted because I corrupted your wish thus I broke your wish in half. lol.

Spoiler

Why shouldn't I be able to? What did I do?!

I wish I could make wishes.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Grante- Oh wait nevermind...

I wish for KH3

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it features characters from Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony with Disney nowhere in sight... Wait, is that a good thing?

I wish for shaving cream.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you have to give it tome.

I wish for Aguynamed raf to go to this topic now:

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=250709

 

[waterfall6464]

Edit: never mind, I was too slow

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, I posted and you're now banned, sumo_066.

I wish waterfall6464 didn't edit his post.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted since if I said granted I'd be lying.

I wish I was.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. However, when you look at waterfall's post, your computer explodes.

I wish I had a non-poisonous cookie.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, you have a corrosive cookie instead.

I wish I had a cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it is not able to work correctly, so it explodes.

I wish I didn't get off work so late.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Granted, but now you go in at 3:45 a.m.

I wish God had taken away MK's tornado.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but all copies of SSBB spontaneously combusts and burns you're house down.

I wish acronyms didn't exist.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, laugh out loud. I don't know what the fsck I'd do without any acronyms slash shortcuts in typing out stuff, laugh out loud.

I wish I had a monkey.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but it got Up-Tilted, then Eaten....by Snake

I wish Oli's had no trouble with Weegee matchups

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they're now even with Weegee and get owned by every other character due to "rebalancing"

I wish I could be better with Weegee.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted but you suck with Luigi instead.

I wish I had a new computer mouse.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. It chews up all the wires in your computer.

I wish those kids would stop trying to steal me Lucky Charms.

 

[Laem]

Your lucky charms are safe, but now the kids are after your kidneys.
I wish youtube stopped the ads.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but copyrights to all videos go to his/her respective owners... now no videos are available.

I wish CollegeHumor had some interesting things to watch/read today.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, they all involve your toe fungus...

i wish i knew what infinity plus one was...

 

[PSIQuasi]

granted, but you're now lost in the sixty-fifth dimension FOREVER

I wish pikmin took steroids

 

[Circa]

Granted, but they grow so big and are so filled with RAGE that they quickly murder you and everyone else on your measly planet.

I wish I could divide by zero without consequence.

 

[OniTheWolf]

Granted, but early vivilizations went WTF and history was somewhat rewritten (not exactly a consequence)

I wish the tier list had flipped (MK Bottom, 'Dorf top)

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but it was an April's fool tier list and its only used for one day.

I wish my printer wasn't broken

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. Its out of ink.

I wish my I was freaking done with college already.

 

[Rukako]

Granted, but nothing goes well after graduating.

I wish I had the common sense to finally charge up my iPod...

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You charged it up using an onion with gay-torade lol

I wish I could get to disc 2 of Wild Arms 2nd Ignition quick

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it comes so quick that it becomes broken.

 

[PSIQuasi]

uhhh...... no wish?

anyways.....

I wish AGuyNamedRaf made a wish in the last post

 

[OniTheWolf]

Granted, but he wouldn't be able to wish in any of his other posts.
I wish I was a Sith.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you kill your master but your apprentice kills you right after. I love cycles!

I wish I made a wish in my last post (too)...

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but it was for you to hang yourself

I wish I knew what Luigi was objecting to