Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

granted, it was to you being here.

i wish 4 A NEU RIDE SUKAZ!!!

 

[peeup]

granted, but it morphs into an angry stepfather transformer robot and ***** you.

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a world apart.

 

[zaneebaslave]

Granted, but then you have to be friends with a fat douchey blue dragon named Org which will probably ruin the whole experience for you.

I wish that, like a good neighbor, State Farm was there.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, a rival company puts them out of business at the exact moment they move to your house.

i wish could type more than just ten correctly spelled wurdz een dis sentinse.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Granted, but you could only use 100 characters in a post.

I wish I had the link to the Frame watch without PSA. (Seriously. Make this wish come true.)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it's a tinyurl trick to rick roll.

I wish I didn't have to make a sandwich...

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you have to make a froggy-apple-crumple-thumpkin

Spoiler

lol, chowder reerence

i wish i had more cool ranch Doritos™

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted but they're flavorless.

I wish I had some more Pepsi

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it's diet flavor.

i wish i knew why posts in forum games threads do not count towards you total post count...

 

[Rukako]

Granted, but the truth burns you. Literally.

I wish I had a good 3D-image program.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but now you're computer's broken

I wish I knew why forum games are so addicting

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it burns you... permanently.

I wish that more of my friends played Halo 3: ODST.

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Granted, but they only played it for one day and got sick of it. )= ☆

☆ I wish I had a new car. ☆

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

granted, but now u don't anymore (aguynameraf's wish that i wasn't fast enough to reply to)

Granted, you stole it

I wish i was more awesome.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but it's in you 4967938369736015th Life, where you're a roach who gets crushed by Billy Mays exactly seven weeks before he died.

i wish Chipotle didn't make blood stains appear in my underwear, even WITH Chipotlaway

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, it creates urine stains instead.

I wish I had a cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but when you get it, you turn into a 2nd grader so you have no idea what it is and it falls on you and kills you.

I wish my stepfather would stop beating me.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your grandfather starts beating you.

i wish i knew why coffee is so addicting.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but now all the coffee companies have hired assassins to killed you....and guess what? They succeeded.

I wish I had some Oxi-Clean for my Urine stains when I eat Chipotle.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but it doesn't matter how good the Oxi-Clean is because Billy Mays is dead. R.I.P.

I wish I didn't still have to do my homework

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you don't but you fail teh class because you didn't do the homework.

I wish people would stop underestimating Luigi.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now everyone underestimates Mario.

I wish there were more doughnut stores spread around.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Granted, but the increase in doughnuts causes you and your family to lose your job.

I wish I could get comfortable in this bed.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, the new mattress makes a demon take over your body.

i wish i had a kitchen sponge.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it sucks away at your life every time you try to use it.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, no wish 4 u


I wish those Tag body spray commercials were true >.<

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Your wish is granted, but you will have to spend the rest of your life sexing up girls, and your pelvis will eventually give out.

I wish I had a BIGGER Organ .

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but your stomach get's TOO big and so it eventually just falls out of your body.

i wish i knew why cartoon network stopped airing toonami...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's because the original audience's generation (my generation) grew up.

I wish that all the posts I forgot wishes in had wishes.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish for wishes.

 

[smashfan666]

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! (W.G.A.M.U.M. dies, again. (W.G.A.M.U.M. = Wish Granter and Messer-Upper machine) signs for a new one)

i wish sumo's wish didn't break the machine.

 

[ranmaru]

Whatever.

I wish that smashfan knew this was not a machine. ;[

 

[smashfan666]

(new machine explodes and ejects a piece of paper)

he said (reading paper)"Not granted, it IS a machine you stupid son of a..." O_O

(replaces label on machine from "wish machine" to "cuss machine" and eats paper)

oooooooookaaaaaaay... (brings in a new one)

force of habit... you should remember the vending machine...

i wish i had a bottomless jar of pickles.

 

[xLeafybug =D]

Granted, but the cucumbers were rotten, killing you after one pickle.

I wish I had more money, but not monopoly money.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's fake money that gets you arrested. Have fun in jail!

I wish that I knew what to make for dinner.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but you have no arms or legs.

I wish I wish I had a Fish.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. It's a piranha.

I wish that I had some ice cream.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it contains seaweed.

I wish I had mountain dew.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but would you really want pure stone turned into dew?

i wish for... A NEW CAR! =D

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. However, it has a Motion-Sensor bomb in it.

I wish that we were allowed to use size and font BBCode in social groups