Wish Corruptor

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You get Premium Access for 0.00000000000001 seconds.

I wish I could freely go to Japan anytime I wanted to.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but its during the Imperial Times and Samurais always yell at you, and cut your arm off.

I wish I was a German Shepard.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted- but you can no longer speak, and soon forget everything you knew as a human and become completely animalistic with no complex thoughts. You also have to learn to either kill wild animals to eat them raw or steal food... without being caught by a dog pound or killed by the elements or other animals. Enjoy

I wish I could make myself sleep when I need to.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but you will never wake up.

I wish All turtles were like Bowser.

 

[Burrbomb]

I havent done this in awhile do lets see... granted they all can breath fire and do cool **** but eventualy all die and go extinct, then hippies and conservationalists start to hunt you down with pitchforks and torches cause you made them go extinct. good job.

I wish it was peanut butter jelly time

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but now the Earth is empty because every living thing just died from an epileptic seizure.

I wish turtles and turnips were fused together, and form turnurtles.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but they have sex.

I wish they didn't do that.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but turtles, turnips and sex don't exist anymore.

I wish Picture frames are made of porcupine quills, that stab you everytime you try to touch it.

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

How often do you touch a picture frame anyway?

I wish Modern Warfare 2 could win Game Of the Year.
Oh wait! It's already going to

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, it gets most overrated Game of the Year.

I wish I could meet Raptor Jesus!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish my blog would be featured on AiB.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, everyone writes flame war request e-mails that overload your inbox and cause your computer to crash.

i wish i had a latt'e.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but you drop it and it feels like a sterilization without the anesthetic, because it was.

I wish I was banned from SmashBoards.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, no corruption, it's already permanent-ban, no sense beating a dead horse...

i wish for a big huge bramble-bush monster.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but a bear lights you on fire for a fire safety seminar to little children.

I wish I knew whether to change my avatar.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you accidentally change it into a bug & you get squashed in forum fight by Stinkomanfan.

i wish i had a gun full of rocket fuel & battery acid.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but it explodes, causing severe burns everywhere across your body.

I wish I had a working "I win" button.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it get's stolen by a lot of people in a chase-across-the-place-trying-to-keep-ahold-of-a-certain-object type scene.

i wish i had steel-toed boots.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, they've been shoved up your ***.

I wish I had steel toes.

 

[finalark]

Granted. But their so heavy that you can never walk ever again.

I wish for a monkey gun.

 

[Airwalkerr]

Granted, but the monkeys automatically fire towards your refrigerator, eating everything you own.

I wish for a talking parrot.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, my talking cat says you were delicious.

I wish I could prevent crime by backflipping.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you prevent food from going into your mouth because of it, though. so you starve to death.

i wish i had an NES and a japanese copy of Ice Climber.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, its horribly pirated and is filled with Japanese NSFW content.

I wish Steel-toed boots made your toes steel.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, read finalark's corruption for the steel toes wish.

i wish i had a giant bowl of chunky puffs cereal.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, no milk.

I wish I had head-explodey.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you should know what happens next...

i wish i had a box...

 

[SoldierRift]

not granted

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! for the most amazing wish in the world.

A cookie

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's a demon bomb cookie that eats you and explodes...

i wish i wish i was a fish!

 

[Phantom7]

You get caught by a fisherman immediately after it's granted.

I wish Spongebob could have the best day ever.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

granted, but it was just a dream.

I wish Ganondorf was an metaknight counter... for the lulz...

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but he gets banned out of tourneys for being so good.

I want to be a great smash player.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you get arrested for bribing all of your opponents to lose on purpose (skillfully), and thus become the greatest smash player

Spoiler

to be arrested for playing smash bros

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I wish the Ice Climbers were played as seperate fighters and NOT as a tagteam.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but now they still have that bad recovery without each other.

I wish I had a pencil.

 

[justaway12]

Granted.

It's broken ;(

I wish I had every single Mario game :O

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

granted, but your collection gets stolen.

I wish that Yoshi will be top tier in the next SSB game.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, he is cursed and will kill everyone who uses him.

I wish that I wished.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, your feet turn into killer octopii and devour your head.

I wish for peace, man.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, someone else wishes for war.

i wish for war.

 

[Phantom7]

Granted, but the entire human race breaks into worldly civil war, and mankind is wiped off of the planet.

I wish for another wish.