Wish Corruptor

[RetroAntonio]

You get a wish that is corrupted.

I wish that I had a sharpened pencil.

 

[Phantom7]

Granted, but it was a mechanical pencil and was destroyed in the pencil sharpener.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

[smashfan666]

Not granted, the game is called wish CORRUPTOR, so you can't wish for an uncorrupted wish...

oh man...

i wish for an aspirin, cuz' that was making sense & all, but, it was redundant... and long...

 

[Phantom7]

(Yes, you have to grant my wish. The game is Wish Corrupter, meaning that you have to grant my wish and corrupt it in some way, even if I wish for an uncorrupted wish.)

You choke on your aspirin and die...

I wish I could transform into the Fierce Deity.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you asplode from being too 0v3rkl0k3d...

i wish i lived in a wishing well...

 

[Phantom7]

It turned out to be the Bottom of the Well in Kakariko Village, and you were attacked by Dead Hands.

I wish I could walk on walls.

 

[zaneebaslave]

Granted but since walls are like the ground to you, the ground becomes like a wall to you. You can now no longer walk among the human race.

I wish I had a friend...

 

[RetroAntonio]

You do. It's me.

I wish I had no wishes.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, if you want to risk the future to chance, that is your business...

i wish you all could get everything that i reference.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but now it's not funny.

I wish mario was real.

 

[Turazrok]

Granted, but he gets a giant mushroom and destroys your house.

I wish brawl + had an actually moving metagame.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but now you can't unlock snake.

i wish i had a fish fillet.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's infected.

I wish my I could be as awesome as Randall Munroe.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, chuck norris gets jealous and kills you...

i wish i had a tail!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but its the shortest one ever.

I wish I had a computer. D:<

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It has skynet's programming.

I wish I could read minds and tell what other people thought about me.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted. Everyone hates you. (jk lol)

I wish people found cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarbs to be good garnishes for cake.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. The cake is a lie.

I wish that everyone didn't hate me.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but soon everybody will love you so much that they harass you all hours of the day, and almost kill you on multiple occasions. they even smashl your best friend the companion cube the giant rock.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but your nonexistant wish is corrupted.

I wish that I could be a preeeeeeeeetty girl like handsockpuppet.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you've become handsockpuppet, and... eh... your nose falls off?

(i'll admit that i didn't have a lot to work with there...)

i wish for an SNES, and Megaman X2™

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But you don't have any electrical outlets.

I wish that all this snow on the ground made it a snow day.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, but it's one of those ****ty 2-hour lateness ones.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's still causes the end of the world.

I wish Chrono Zero: The Warlock, The Knight, and The Frog King was a real game.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, the game is magic and you are now trapped within the game and cannot get out until you beat the game (takes deep breath).

i wish... uh... duh... oh... i forgot...









aww BUTTER!!!

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you coat yourself in it and all of the town's dogs come to your house and eat you.

I wish for a sandwich containing the energy of the sun.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, you burn your mouth.

I wish my location had an epic race. T_T

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You don't hear about it and miss it.

I wish this iTouch had a less sucky keyboard.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, afterward there is somehow fire everywhere, (quickly) and the only water left is out of town and you can never get it.

(normal voice) i wish this pen wasn't almost out of ink, but there's probably enough left, I THI__

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your iTouch has the best keyboard in the world and its crapiness never hampers you again.

I wish people would c wut i did thar.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted. It's not funnieh.

I wish that I had bots.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, they use you as a living power source.

I wish they'd leave smashfan alone.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, he is dead now.

I wish Nesn00b was not dead.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, the gameboy never existed, which means the nintendo ds never existed, which means there would be no handheld for kirby super star ultra, which means galacta knight, marx soul, masked dedede, and wham bam jewel never existed (OHNOES!)

i wish i had air-dry clay i could use...

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but it srys up before you can use it. It is now a rock and you die theend

I wish for a USB Keyboard

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Done, but your USB for your Keyboard stopped working after the first day. )= ☆

☆ I wish for a pet Fish. ☆

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it's a fugu sashimi, you get drunk and mistake it for lunch, and let's just say you didn't cut it right...

i wish... uh... still nothing...



aww, CHEESECAKE!

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, you get a cake with cheddar cheese frosting.

I wish for what she said.

 

[Phantom7]

Granted, but she said it was "too small to fit in right..."

I wish i could do Falcon Punch.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted YOU DIE

I wish for nothing but everything.