Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

Granted, they can still kick your butt...

i wish the wii & Xbox 360 became full size warriors and fought to the death.

 

[Zatchiel]

Your wish is granted, But The war only lasted a day and they had to fight with rubber ducks..

I Wish that Ike, Marth, and Roy could infuse to make the ultimate warrior...

 

[Paladin77]

Your wish is granted, But The war only lasted a day and they had to fight with rubber ducks..

I Wish that Ike, Marth, and Roy could infuse to make the ultimate warrior...

wish granted, but you have to beat insane SSE with megaman, marth, ike, and riachu without getting hit even once to unlock him.

 

[Zatchiel]

Crap, that sucks!! Dude you forgot to wish....

 

[Paladin77]

Crap, that sucks!! Dude you forgot to wish....

lol sorry

I wish cats were smarter than humans

idk lol

 

[UberMario]

Granted, they begin a reign of terror that eliminates all whales and elephants from ever being known as politicians again.

I wish people were as awesomely random as I am.

 

[Zatchiel]

Wish granted, but the cats were kept in a solid diamond kennel and given 4 days to escape or else they would be dipped in lava, they are given yarn, a paperclip, and a straw.....

I Wish that People on here could stop wishing....(Just kidding)

 

[UberMario]

Granted, the "People" are a race of Martians who are now planning to destroy the Earth since this thread was the only thing they felt was worth sparring this planet.

I wish I could send a team of Kodiak Bears to disarm the Martian army using only a mace, a sandwich, and a really pointy rocket ship (with lasers).

 

[Zatchiel]

Crap, Wish Granted, But The Bears were stopped by their mothers halfway through the mission....

I Wish that Dogs could speak, English

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, they are really sided with the Cats...

i wish i had a bottomless jar of pickles!

random guy: "you don't even LIKE pickles!"

...oh.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get pickles but they are Black...and smell like (Check this pun) Kitty litter xD
I wish 4 Golden armor

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it's spraypainted over trashy, rusty, falling-apart-at-the-seams armor.

i wish coffee wouldn't break glasses...

 

[Zatchiel]

Wish granted, but it broke everything else that ryhmed with glasses(And yes that word!!)

I wish i had a goldfish...

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it's made of real gold, so it shined so bright your eyes got nuked...

i wish i had an infinite inventory.

 

[Zatchiel]

Wish granted, but that infinite actually turned out to be the IC's infinite

I wish i had Money....

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but not much... (These Peoples Try To Fade Me by Coach Z plays)

i wish i had a wallet to replace my old one.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the money's not replaced. Instead, I gain double the amount that your old wallet had.

I wish classic forum games wouldn't die, and the bad ones would just die in a fire and be buried.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, bad ones include ALL OF YOURS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

i wish i could find a copy of kirby super star ultra...

 

[ranmaru]

granted, bad ones include ALL OF YOURS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

i wish i could find a copy of kirby super star ultra...

Granted but since you have no money you have to trade in all your games which are too old which transfer in as $1.00 each to get that game, which is $120 with tax included; Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Spoiler

Yeah, happened to me. Sorta, but I traded alot of games just to get $22.23, when I was thinking around $100.00. xD

I wish I could have money now!

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted...But its Monopoly Money

I wish you can pay for everything with monopoly money

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but now you're just a hat.

I wish I could meet president Obama face to face.

 

[clockwerk]

Granted, but then the Secret Service kills you because of that bomb on your chest.

I wish I was better than I am.

 

[smashfan666]

grante- waitaminit!! AGH! VIRUS ALERT?! OH, BLAST!!! ERRORERRORERROR (WTFBOOM!!!!!!)

i wish i could find my stick deodorant...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I don't know what you need deodorant for sticks for.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted. Finness come up with a better wish. Jk

I wish I knew what to wish for. Actually I think I'm better at messing up peoples wishes though.

 

[mightychir]

Granted but a flying dolphin with magical ears hears your wish and steals it from you

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

Too lazy to make that wish.

I wish FinNess could be Fitness. Then Wii FitNess. Perfect.

 

[mightychir]

Granted but it is a commercial failure

I wish I could reunite with old friends.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but they're literally gotten old. Since you last met, they (all of them) managed to catch a disease that caused them to age 5 times faster than a normal human.

I wish to be a commercial success.

 

[mightychir]

Granted but a major recall comes about making you bankrupt.

I wish I could see the future

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's the "bad future" from Chrono Trigger and there are no ways to stop seeing it (plus you're not actually there, so you keep bumping into things in the time period you're actually from)

I wish for randomness involving a ninja-star-throwing goldfish named Alfred.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, he turned PEOPLE (including YOU) into sushi!

i wish more people ate salt

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

They did! And they all got kidney stones. How does that make you feel, you *******?'


I wish I wasn't addicted to Dr. Pepper.

 

[Zatchiel]

Wish Granted, But you Were addicted to all the other brands of soda and eventually died from high blood sugar.....

I Wish my name was Weegee

 

[Autumnhammy]

granted, but because your weegee you have to sleep with toon link in bed overnight.

I wish that toon link could come to my house

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but he was only there for 3 seconds then left 2 go defeat ganon....

I wish transformers were in brawl

 

[Jim Morrison]

Granted, but they are Assist Trophies.

I wish I were sleepy.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but you couldnt sleep because you were hyped up on caffine...

I wish Bowser ate my school >:D

 

[Jimmyfosho]

wish granted but bowser ate ur school with you along in it, so its like it was never gone

i wish i could find season 6 of case closed in english >_>

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Your wish is granted, but the DVD was bootleg and you got arrested the next day.

I wish a chimpanzee was our next president.