Wish Corruptor

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but no one understood him, he threw feces, and was not orderly. he was overthrown by a landslide the next day...

I wish brawl wifi wasnt laggy...

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, brawling itself is now laggy!!!

i wish cartoon network would bring toonami back.

 

[Get@Will]

Your wish is granted, but you never heard that they brought it back.

I wish I was Captain Falcon.

 

[M.K]

Wish Granted, but you died tragically in Mute City after Samurai Goroh knocked up Jody Summer.

I wish more asian people went to my school. D:

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you move to Asia and start going to an asian school, where everyone else but you is asian. Also no one (besides you) knows English.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, But you read only personal things that you didnt want 2 hear.
Example: Joey Foster: I GOTTA GO HOME AND CLEAN DOG POOP!

I Wish that i had a Brawl Tourney....

 

[ranmaru]

Granted *online brawl tourney with your family yay*

I wish I DIDN"T EDIT THIS

 

[Zatchiel]

Wish Granted, But you got a wish for nothing, so you earn nothing....

I wish i had a Bobcat...THAT WAS NICE xD

 

[ranmaru]

Granted it always scratches you in the face and screams like a banshee!

I wish I wasn't laughing SO hard

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you are laughing THIS hard.

I wish to know if that is so.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, if you did, then you wouldn't be wishing to know if it was so.

I wish for some pie. Apple pie.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, its terribly hot and it comes across your face, scolding your brains out!

I wish I lived in Candyland(Sugar Free)

 

[Jonkku]

Granted. There's a town in Finland whose name translates roughly to Candyland (<-- true). Too bad you don't know Finnish.

I wish time would slow down when I'm in a hurry. (With me being able to move around at my normal speed of course.)

 

[Get@Will]

Granted, but since you're moving faster than everyone else, you just so happen to step in front of a bullet without knowing and get shot in the head.

I wish I could have some watermelon right now.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, but its overripe and has an insect infestation.

I wish I owned a private island, with dinosaurs and robots. Or robot dinosaurs.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, But they didnt listen to you and soon kicked one half of your body off the island after eating the first half...

I wish I had a Juicy Juice...

 

[StinkomanFan]

You got it. It's juicy with the blood of virgins.

I wish I wasn't moving to Dodgeville

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but you moved to Mars and sufficated because you forgot 2 wear space suits...

I Wish Gold was what my house was made out of...

 

[Get@Will]

Granted, but unlike your user name, it was not perfected and thus crumbled down and crushed you causing you to experience a very, very painful death.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, But the president of earth declared that Forever, meant Never and Vice versa. So you shrunk back in age and disappeared...

I wish Candy Was in my backyard(Not what my dogs make xD)

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, but it's Candy from Donkey Kong.

I wish my physical being could enter the internet.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but once in you got stuck and mods took u for a virus and had the network you were on formatted...

I wish Weegee didnt watch me all the time *Looks at window and sees a shadow running 2 hide*

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now Malleo watches you all the time!

i wish i had a bowl of macaroni & cheese

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but the bowl is actually made of macaroni. You are left a slice of cheese in it. There is also a note saying "Put me in microwave! =]"

I wish I knew what to wish forrrr

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but that was your last wish to take, and the genie disappeared...

I wish Dogs made actual chocolate, besides the sugar free ones they leave on my front lawn...

 

[Get@Will]

Granted, but you'll never see your dog again since he/she's busy making chocolate.

I wish it was Christmas

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, it was Christmas yesterday. Whoo happy new years!

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, you got nothing for wishing for nothing...

I wish i had an awesomeface in real life...

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you have the face from your avatar. ;D

I wish I could be more awesome then I already am hahaha.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, your about as awesome as a blade of grass...

I wish i had some Lays potato chips...

 

[Get@Will]

Granted, but you ONLY get ONE.

I wish I had a Nintendo 64.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but it was in the worst condition possible:
It didnt turn on.
It looked like it was mauled by a lion.
It had one controller port, which was dysfunctional.
And when it was plugged in, it exploded.


I wish i had another Wii.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's a bootleg that sends all of your personal information to a hobo, who uses your credit card number to purchase an Enzo Ferrari.

I wish I knew a good use for this "smiley": :freak:

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, but now your mentally-challenged.

I wish I lived in a candy factory.

 

[Moozle]

Granted, but now you look like this.

I wish I had a drinking fountain that would dispense any drink I desire.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but the main ingridient to those drinks came from the sewer...

I wish People could mess with Captain Falcon without getting punched...

 

[mars16]

Ok no punch, but you will get a nee of justice

I wish Waluigi was in ssbb

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, he is apart of warios new final smash...

I wish for something...

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you wished that your house exploded.

I wish for infinite sandwiches.

 

[Paladin77]

Granted, you wished that your house exploded.

I wish for infinite sandwiches.

Granted, But then kirby sucks them all up into his infinitely big stomach

I wish Captain Falcon was S tier