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MPH Deku

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Granted. You parents die, along with any of your siblings save your brother, and
you also get bitten by a vampire and directly cause the world to enter Groundhog Day.
Have fun.

Wish I could do Tao's taunt combos.
 

Mr.Freeman

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Granted, but I have no idea what your talking about, so nothing happens..:(

I wish for Dots (the candy)
 

ranmaru

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Granted you make a machine that makes them but you need money because only money can turn into Dots in any way or form. (THrough heat)

I wish I was 1337 years old
 

smashfan666

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granted, but you are paralyzed from the waist down due to being that old...

i wish the wii had a virtual reality headset peripheral.
 

Jonkku

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Granted. Green Hill Zone from Brawl is also in the next game. Tails keeps running in the nineties background.

I wish I wouldn't fail my Finnish course... Again.
 

MPH Deku

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Granted, but Elucifur comes back to Forum Games JUST so he can steal your ice car and ride away on it.

Okay, no Jin. Instead I wish I was more like.....uh.......mm.........Nu? Only other person Ragna always fights so....
 

AnDaLe

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Ok, u suck. u can't play worth squat, ur mom is fat. That's the stupidest username evar! That's the worst avatar evar! u shouldn't even be here. Ur dog plays smash better than u. trolltrolltrolltrolltroll.

I wish i could take off my head to recite Shakespearian quotations.
possibly the best response i've ever gotten playing this. lmao

and....

Wish granted, but it wasn't a wish so u get nothing

I wish a wish
 

Pokemon Z RPG

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Your wish is granted, but the wish was that you could die tomorrow.

I wish that sleep isn't a necessity.
 

Zatchiel

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Grannted, but now dying at the age of 10 is to make room for the bleepsaur population....


I had 3 more wishes
 

Zatchiel

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Granted, your better, but now you play worse at everything else, and you still werent the best...


I wish for the Granted
 

Turazrok

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Granted, but that wish was so stupid the wish granter killed you.

I wish Olimar's ftilt had transcendent priority.
 

MPH Deku

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Granted. His ftilt is above even computer existance and actually enters the real world. It killd you next time you use it.

I wish someone would grant that wish I made at the top of the page...
 

Jonkku

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Granted, but if you're not using 40 ppp, then I'm granting the wrong wish.

I wish I had superpowers.
 

Pokemon Z RPG

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Granted, but it had rabies and bit you in the face.

I wish that Mario is real.
 

Zatchiel

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Granted, but you shared a room with him, and everytime you tried to get out of bed he F air you back to sleep....

I wish for a What
 

Pokemon Z RPG

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Granted, but you will be tortured for the rest of life for wishing for something so stupid.

I wish Pokemon were real.
 

Tacel

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What?
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Granted now pick a starter Pokémon: Jynx, Jynx, or Jynx.

I wish that I would suck at everything (heheh... cmon. Corrupt my wish).
 

Pokemon Z RPG

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wth, you didn't corrupt my wish!

Granted, but that means you will be sucking a splintering piece of would eternally.
 

UberMario

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Granted, but Squirtle is hungry and you're the only thing nearby.

I wish that racoons could fly.
 

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Granted, but you had to be sacrificed to the Gods in order for this to happen.
 

Pokemon Z RPG

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Darn it, how did I forget? Granted, but they will all be wishes that cause something bad to happen to you.

I wish MPH G&W would lay on a bed of sharp spikes.
 

Tacel

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wth, you didn't corrupt my wish!
I thought I corrupted it pretty well, but ok:
Wish granted, but all Pokémon hide from you because you accidentally fell into a patch of rotten berries, and the stench is permanent.

Wish granted. Too bad that it's the last comfy bed around. There's you bed over there made of bee stings and dirty needles.

I wish that I was one of the Elite 4.
 

UberMario

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Granted, but BOTH you and the previous poster trip into the bed face first.

I wish Toon Link wasn't a clone.
 
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