Wish Corruptor

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you realize two perfect things don't necessarily make an even MORE perfect thing.

I wish I had never decided to watch that **** Eversion LP. T_T

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted you watch an even scarier LP

I wish I didn't have Insomnia

 

[Jimmyfosho]

granted but now ur in a coma... ouch

i wish everyone here would click on the things in my sig to level my little sprite pets

 

[arch knight]

granted but theyre glitched and dont level at all.

i wish i could be more like Ragna the bloodedge..

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You parents die, along with any of your siblings save your brother, and

Spoiler

you also get bitten by a vampire and directly cause the world to enter Groundhog Day.

Have fun.

Wish I could do Tao's taunt combos.

 

[arch knight]

granted but you will never be able to do astrals or distortion finishes again

i wish a watch that worked

 

[Dru2]

granted, the numbers are in Japanese.

I wish i could pull off a pivot grab.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but only once.

I wish I could be more like Jin Kisaragi so I could duke it out with arch knight.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, but I have no idea what your talking about, so nothing happens..

I wish for Dots (the candy)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you make a machine that makes them but you need money because only money can turn into Dots in any way or form. (THrough heat)

I wish I was 1337 years old

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you are paralyzed from the waist down due to being that old...

i wish the wii had a virtual reality headset peripheral.

 

[Dru2]

granted, and u actually feel the pain when u get hit, in fact so much pain, ur brain damaged!

I wish i had an A in Geometry

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted, But the grades where Reversed that year so A means F and F means A

I wish tails would be in the next smash bros.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted. Green Hill Zone from Brawl is also in the next game. Tails keeps running in the nineties background.

I wish I wouldn't fail my Finnish course... Again.

 

[arch knight]

Granted, but only once.

I wish I could be more like Jin Kisaragi so I could duke it out with arch knight.

NO RIDING ICE CAR TO WIN GAME


granted but you now can no longer speak english.

i wish i had an ice car ;-;

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but Elucifur comes back to Forum Games JUST so he can steal your ice car and ride away on it.

Okay, no Jin. Instead I wish I was more like.....uh.......mm.........Nu? Only other person Ragna always fights so....

 

[AnDaLe]

Ok, u suck. u can't play worth squat, ur mom is fat. That's the stupidest username evar! That's the worst avatar evar! u shouldn't even be here. Ur dog plays smash better than u. trolltrolltrolltrolltroll.

I wish i could take off my head to recite Shakespearian quotations.

possibly the best response i've ever gotten playing this. lmao

and....

Wish granted, but it wasn't a wish so u get nothing

I wish a wish

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Your wish is granted, but the wish was that you could die tomorrow.

I wish that sleep isn't a necessity.

 

[Zatchiel]

Grannted, but now dying at the age of 10 is to make room for the bleepsaur population....


I had 3 more wishes

 

[MPH Deku]

You DID have 3 more wishes, until you made that one. Two left.

I wish I was a better power player.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, your better, but now you play worse at everything else, and you still werent the best...


I wish for the Granted

 

[Turazrok]

Granted, but that wish was so stupid the wish granter killed you.

I wish Olimar's ftilt had transcendent priority.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. His ftilt is above even computer existance and actually enters the real world. It killd you next time you use it.

I wish someone would grant that wish I made at the top of the page...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but if you're not using 40 ppp, then I'm granting the wrong wish.

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

You now have the power to suck at everything you do


I wish that I had a mr. saturn

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Granted, but it had rabies and bit you in the face.

I wish that Mario is real.

 

[Zatchiel]

Granted, but you shared a room with him, and everytime you tried to get out of bed he F air you back to sleep....

I wish for a What

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Granted, but you will be tortured for the rest of life for wishing for something so stupid.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Tacel]

What?
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Granted now pick a starter Pokémon: Jynx, Jynx, or Jynx.

I wish that I would suck at everything (heheh... cmon. Corrupt my wish).

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

wth, you didn't corrupt my wish!

Granted, but that means you will be sucking a splintering piece of would eternally.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

HAH, you get no wish for talking to the other guy...

I wish for an army of giant spiders.

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Granted, but they're all against you.

I wish Pokemon are real.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but Squirtle is hungry and you're the only thing nearby.

I wish that racoons could fly.

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Granted, but you had to be sacrificed to the Gods in order for this to happen.

 

[MPH Deku]

I wish PZRPG would make more wishes.

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Darn it, how did I forget? Granted, but they will all be wishes that cause something bad to happen to you.

I wish MPH G&W would lay on a bed of sharp spikes.

 

[Tacel]

wth, you didn't corrupt my wish!

I thought I corrupted it pretty well, but ok:
Wish granted, but all Pokémon hide from you because you accidentally fell into a patch of rotten berries, and the stench is permanent.

Wish granted. Too bad that it's the last comfy bed around. There's you bed over there made of bee stings and dirty needles.

I wish that I was one of the Elite 4.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but BOTH you and the previous poster trip into the bed face first.

I wish Toon Link wasn't a clone.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, he's an atavistic replica.

I wish DIGIMON were real.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Granted, but BOTH you and the previous poster trip into the bed face first.

I wish Toon Link wasn't a clone.

Granted, but you get none.

I wish that Sega would make a SOnic game that didn't suck.