Wish Corruptor

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, you have no friends and suck at life.

I wish for those sunglasses from "They Live".

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but you lose them and a week later find them as soon as you step on them.

I wish to be the best at super smash brother (all three) have very good friends, and a Life. Beat that MopTop!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You still have a life. You just suck at it.

I wish for identity theft.

 

[Reptrode]

granted, now some idiot is running around in a JigglyPuff outfit in Downtown New York City.

I wish for a giant swimming pool filled with Dr.pepper and Charmanders...

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but the heat from the mass of Charmander evaporates the Dr. Pepper, then the Charmander become upset and leave.
Or...
Granted, but the Dr. Pepper puts out the flames on the Charmanders' tails, and you live with the guilt of killing them.

I wish the PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia would be released in North America.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's a terrible translation.

I wish I could find a stable job.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you work at a horse stable. Get it?

I wish I could get my sleeping schedule back to normal.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but normal is relative. You now sleep on a Russian schedule.

I wish I had furniture in my apartment...

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, here's a toy oven.

I wish my sleep schedule was back to what it was during the school year.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but school schedule is changed to fit your previous sleep schedule.

I wish I was as good at playing the piano as this guy.

 

[Reptrode]

granted but you play your fingers off, and now you cant use you fingers for anything, not even picking thing up.

I wish for a bazooka...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's in a video game.

I wish I didn't discover Santa wasn't real.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, no one discovers it. YAY!

I wish I had a Thin Mint Blizzard.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, the thin mints are really chocolate mines created by girl scouts. GOOD LUCK!!!

I wish that my popcorn didn't die.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, your face does instead.

I wish for my brawl save to exist.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, it's in a black hole, existing.

I wish for an amusement park called Smash Bros. Land!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but all you do is step on mushrooms and throw foam fireballs at your peers. FUN!

I wish I didn't have to laundry.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, you insert your laundry in the Vending Machine.

I wish for a volcano is my house.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it has vinegar and baking soda.

I wish for my bassoon. Here's a picture of what a bassoon looks like for those who don't know

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, it comes with the girl. She gained 80 pounds.

I wish for a Vending Machine.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get a Mexican Peso.

I wish that this girl I like liked me back.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but she's suddenly a he.

I wish old regulars who aren't around that much anymore started to come here frequently again. (Mainly Karp and SlyFox)

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but they kill you for making raf's girl a boy/

I wish RvB would be good again. I hate the new ones.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it features completely new characters that act out the old episodes.

I wish others could see the easter egg in Halo 3 featuring the original RvB cast.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, a dead goldfish can now see this easter egg.

I wish I would remember to login here more often.

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but you get banned.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Nothing to corrupt.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted in the most creative way possible.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted.

I wish for a small plate.

 

[Reptrode]

granted but it can only hold a single mini marshmello.

I wish that he was now back to a she for AGuyNamedRaf

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, I'll get your mom in that package as well!

I wish that I could chew the next piece of stride gum.

 

[Reptrode]

true but it's just like when Mr.T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. that kind of awesomeness cant be contained

I wish My new action figure (Konata that I won on E-bay for 60 cents) would get here already!

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but it's the wrong one.

I wish that I didn't have to duck in my seat evry time I passed east LA

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You have no seat. They stole your car.

I wish for a hot dog with ketchup.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but its a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, relish, sour kraut (sp?), chili, and cheese on it. YUM!

I wish for Old Spice Body Wash.

 

[Reptrode]

granted, it makes you smell of wet dog.

I wish that I could shoot Hadoukens.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they all shoot blue substances that burn your house down.

I wish that could do Shoryukens (like Luigi, not that Street Fighter pansy bullcrap).

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you die because of Kenrage.

I wish for Street Fighter IV.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's actually just another Street Fighter 2 re-release with a new part added to the name.

I wish being tired didn't affect my thinking/concentration so much.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, being tired just causes you to hallucinate. About fish.

I wish for a trout.

 

[Reptrode]

granted but it took FOREVER to get to you and it's rotten, and smelly. and looks like crap... Holy crap!

I wish for a more AWESOMER picture!