Wish Corruptor

[Shade613]

Granted. The antivirus is a virus in disguise.
I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're ill.

I wish female Eevees were more common.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Eevees are olny female and can olny mate with male Eevees.(Ditto doesn't work)
I wish California was a red state.

 

[Elucifur]

That's not really a corruption. I literally have three boxes full of male Eevees and only about ten females.

Granted, it's red from all of the blood that was shed.

I wish SNSD had more catchy songs.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. They break up after one more song.
I wish purple.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, green.

i wish the ed edd n' eddy movie didn't lag on me when i tried to watch it on youtube

 

[Shade613]

Granted. It is removed.
I wish I knew about the Ed, Edd n' Eddy earlier.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you know about it before they even made it causing a paradox.

i wish for a working sega genesis

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but after 5 minutes it explodes and somehow leaves you with a glasgow smile.

I wish that I would stop sub consiously mimicking the joker.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You sub consiously mimic Batman.
I wish my Xbox didn't have the Red Ring of Death.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it has the blue ring of evil.

i wish D-E-R-F.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You get cancer because I don't know what D-E-R-F is.
I wish smashfan666 wasn't a devil worshiper.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, he's the devil's son worshiper

I wish that I had power in my apartment.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you have a generator for a bellybutton

i wish an ed edd n' eddy season 4 DVD would come out already, (my favorite season 4 episode "robbin' ed" will be on there)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but now your mother eats you

I wish Smash wasn't stupid.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, now his intellegent self is no longer on this forum.

I wish Stinko wasn't so angry.

 

[smashfan666]

granted! he's furious!

i wish my speech was all quotes from TV and videogames and such

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they're all from Gray's Anatomy.

I wish that my friends weren't absorbed into World of WarCRACK...

 

[smashfan666]

granted, they are stuck in brawl, and one of them is zero suit samus.

Spoiler

lol, smash fighter reference

i wish you all knew why i like forum fight so much...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, Because you're a common target

I wish that the internet at my place was working.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's insufferable dialup.

I wish I knew what this 'smash fighter' was.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's an anagram for "total and complete b*stard."

I wish there were more people here that would get my joke in my last sentence.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's someone who stopped posting over a year ago.

I wish that I didn't have to "borrow" internet in the meantime.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you have to steal it.

i wish the condition of my old bedroom wasn't so eerie.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it is now disgusting.

I still wish that I knew what this 'smash fighter' was.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You forget 2 seconds later.
I wish Osama Obama wasn't president.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, now a Panda is president. BAMBOO FOR EVERYBODY!

I wish people would leave politics out of fun things!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's the only subject they teach in school nowadays.

I wish that people would stop bashing the president.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. People bash you for oppressing their 1st admendment rights.
I wish people realized I think politics is fun.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now everyone dresses like the...

President of the United States!

Spoiler

LOL! CORY IN THE HOUSE REFERENCE!

i wish for fish in a dish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted. You're supposed to be dead.

I wish for nothing. I'm too happy to think of anything that could make my life better.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, you get something that makes your liffe bad, and makes you wish for SOMETHING.

I wish for a non-wish corruptor.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, i make that one, oh, wait, that's not so bad actually, DARN IT! MENTAL BLOCK!

i wish my this recently-acquired mental block was gone.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted. It wasn't recently-acquired, you've always had it!

I wish I wasn't so openly mean to people I don't like.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're openly mean to everyone. Including me.

I wish I wasn't so openly mean, too.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you talk crap about people on the forums through PMs.

*Sings "We didn't start the Flame War"*

I wish that I brought my Wii from home to my new apartment.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it breaks down because of too much mold.

i wish i had my own newspaper.

 

[PaperstSoapCo]

Granted but you go bankrupted cause you can't pay the bills.

I wish I wasn't pranked.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get ganked in real life instead.

I wish for a tasty fish (cooked please).

 

[Shade613]

Granted. The fish is blow/puffer fish and the poison wasn't properly removed.
I wish for a paradox within a paradox.