Wish Corruptor

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but they are dressed as memes from the internet.

I wish I knew my matchups better than my opponents.

 

[zeldspazz]

Your facing Metaknights every time, so it doesnt matter XD

I wish I could become the most successful music icon on the planet

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but Kanye beats you again a few seconds after your fame.

I wish that my internet would work better.

 

[zeldspazz]

Granted, but the police repossess all your computers in your house

I wish that my wishes wouldnt backfire for the worst.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, they backfire pretty badly.

I wish I was the best Forum Fighter.

 

[zeldspazz]

Granted, but then Forum Fighter closes minutes later.

I wish I had a key to the grill with the explosive steak (MHPs knows what im talking about ^^)

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted but the locks on the outside

I wish I weren't such a prick

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, the key is also exsplosive.

NINJA'd: Granted, you are now an insufferable shrew.

I wish I knew who this MHPs fellow was, he sounds like a pretty cool guy.

 

[zeldspazz]

Granted, your a raging ***hole now

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time whenever I wanted to at my own control and nobody elses.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but your power gets broken while you're frozen and you're stuck there forever.

I wish he wasn't stuck.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, he can move at 2 inches per hour.

I wish that my friend's Melee disk worked.

 

[NukSuCao]

Granted, but his, and every other in the vicinity's, system explodes.

I wish I could party forever.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, have fun having to restock on food and stuff while the party is going on along with the guests trashing everything... forever.

I wish YOU WERE ALL DEAD my aunt didn't trick me to find out that I'm gay and tell my grandparents about it.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but your grandparents tricked you to find out you were gay and told your Aunt about it.

I wish I was the best Brawler evar.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, nobody cares.

I wish that I had ketchup.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it comes out of your

Spoiler

nose

.

I wish mustard didn't exist.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, but now you are made of mustard.

I wish Six Flags makes a Smash Bros ride.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

Granted, but at the end of the ride, MetaKnight shuttle-loops the carts.

I wish Scar never killed Mufasa.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted. It sucks, has nothing to do with the Smash Bros. games and is lame. fasdfasdfninjafasdfasdfasldf
Granted, but he kills Simba instead, and the movie's ending makes no sense.

I wish school wouldn't start next week. (Luckily it ain't Monday though, I get some an extra days of freedom.)

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, it effects me in no way, I start school in Sept.
Granted, now you start school on Tuesday.

I wish Will Smith had a movie coming out this year

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it came out already..

I wish for 80 more posts in this thread. (#18581.. lol symmetrical number)

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, they are all devoted to hating you.

I wish for another Mtn Dew flavor to come out, "Mtn Dew Game Fuel II: Smash Bros."

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's urine flavored.

I wish my apartment shower was better.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but the rest of your place is a pig sty.

i wish i could unlock ness in SSB64.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but the game ships with no characters except for Samus.

I wish that I didn't have acne when I used to be in high school

 

[Mewter]

Granted, you had liver disease. Yes, it was cured.

I wish I knew more C# and general scripting material.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Your computer crashes.
I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you're now VERY sick.

I wish I had free pillows.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. The pillows are made of bricks.
I wish Captain Fabulous will be nerfed even more in SSB4.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but only his pink costume. All other costumes are Top Tier.

I wish I had a beautiful pony.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

Granted. It's name is Epona and when you sattle up, she rides with you into the lost woods where you are attacked by Skull Kid and turned into a Deku Shrub.

I wish I could find the last bottle in Majora's Mask.

 

[MPH Deku]

However, once you obtain it, the game glitches up and makes you lose all of your items the next time you return to the first day.

I wish people would stop commenting on my avatar's apparent lack of a nose...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. People start commenting on your avatar's lack of eye brows.
I wish MPH G&W's avatar had a nose.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, now it's ridiculously blurry.

I wish this forum allowed animated avatars.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

Granted, they only allow two frames and a speed of one frame per hour.

I wish MPH_G&W would not be in every other post.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. I'm in every other post.
I wish Six Flags made more Mr. Six commercials.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, 1 has him dealing with alzheimers

I wish for Renamon

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You are Renamon.

I wish I could determine zeldspazz's gender.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You are horrified at what you learn.
I wish I corrupt the next person's wish.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you corrupt the system, too.

i wish the system had an antivirus.