Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

skaerB ytilaeR ,detnarG

i wish for really long arms.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Your arms wrap around the earth and everyone including you die of suffication.
I wish my xbox didn't have the red ring of death.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's hard drive dies instead.

I wish that I didn't have to visit my parents this weekend.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you visit your death.

I wish for a pet chair.

 

[Reptrode]

granted, your pets are now chairs...

I wish for a Charmander...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Its tail extinguishes and it dies.
I wish orange.

 

[Reptrode]

granted but it's a dried up fruit, and it stinks, and you suck for killing my charmander!

I wish I had my charmander back...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. The christian church takes your charamander away thinking it is the second coming.
I wish Reptrode didn't have a raging boner for charamanders.

 

[Reptrode]

granted now its for charizards

I wish i had a charizard...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. It is taken away from you because it is an endangered species.
I wish purple.

 

[Reptrode]

you get a grape and I smoosh it!

I wish for a new character for SSBB (and charmander)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted it's taken away by 1-eye'd 1-leg'd purple eater

I wish for an Angemon
ninja:Ye-no

 

[Reptrode]

you get it but it digivolves back into patamon (i think) and never didivolves again.

i wish for a candy bar shaped like charmander

 

[StinkomanFan]

Grnted it melts and BTW Gatomon digivolves to Angewomon and Patamon Digivolves to Angemon, You were close

I wish for my family to shut up

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but you are apart of your family and you and your family are now mute...

I wish I had a car(like a yellow 'vett)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it has no engine

I wish I had more reliable internet at my apartment.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, your computer brakes.

I wish I made more cookies. FOR EVERYONE ON SMASH WORLD FORUMS!

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but you burnt them and now everyone thinks your cooking sucks and you get banned...

I wish i had better cookies, than these burnt ones...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they're undercooked and you get sick from salmonella. So much for better.

I wish I had some kind of public transportation near my parent's house...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. It's your legs.
I wish scribblenauts would come out faster.

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but its too short to enjoy

I wish for a Modestly hot girlfriend, who's only sorta hot so that she dosn't mess around with other guys.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but she breaks your imagination.

I wish we didn't get so many hardcore Homestar Runner fans in this forum. >_>

 

[Reptrode]

granted, they are all Strong Bad fans not homestar! (I just happen to needs My Imagination)

wishes for the perfect day...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. It is perfect olny from my perspective.
I wish Reptrode had a functional brain.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, he is too smart to understand... and his intelligence ends up destroying the universe.

i wish ed edd n' eddy aired more often...

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but they turn gay and it makes people barf out their guts...

I wish Reptrode, I mean I wish I had a functional brain.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, see my previous corruption for that wish.

i wish i had a B.L.T.

 

[Reptrode]

Granted, you get a BLT (Butt, Leg, and Turd)

I wish for a new black color pencil from Crayola...

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, everything is pitch black darkness.

i wish i had an axe (the weapon, y'know, for fighting).

 

[Reptrode]

Spoiler

granted, but it's too heavy to weild

I wish for some light

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but it blinds you.

I wish that I was immortal and impervious to injury, disease, and ageing.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you're very lonely.

I wish I had some awesome sauce.

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but I don't care.

I wish that... oh wait, I already won!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you lose "the game".

I wish for an oh so tasty (cooked) fish.

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but it has mad fish disease since I lost the game again.

I wish that I was imprevious to losing the game on wednsdays!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, but you get castrated.

I wish for a fan.

 

[Fuelbi]

granted but it breaks down

I wish for a muffin

 

[Reptrode]

granted but it tastes like gatorade, making you HURL!

I wish for a cool new cell phone!

 

[Gavo]

Granted but the battery dies and theirs no charger

I wish I had a monkey

 

[Reptrode]

granted but it has a problem with flinging poo, you never can get your house clean.

I wish to be the best EVER at Super Smash Brother (64, melee, brawl)