Wish Corruptor

[Skadorski]

Granted. You don't have anyone to mingle with.
I wish people would call it WEWY dangit.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You start calling it TWEWY.
I wish HOLOpaW didn't have a hatred of Ts.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but you stop caring.
Why do you answer me and have a Sho Minamimoto Avatar >.> lol?

 

[Shade613]

Because I can and its free.
I wish HOLOpaW would make a wish for me to corrupt.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's not when you're online.

I wish for Mario Kart and Mario Motocross to be split up forever.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they only split up in one game forever.

I wish I had a box

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's a lunchbox full of dead rats.

I wish band camp would start earlier instead of just a week before school started.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but school starts really early so you can't go to band camp anymore.

I wish I could find a main I could stick with >.>.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Its Captain Fabulous.
I wish for a paradox.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you don't have 3 meals a day.

I wish for a pillow.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but all the other pillows ever are destroyed.

i wish for... A NEW CAR!

 

[Shade613]

Granted. It is made out of solid waste.
I wish I wasn't bored all the time.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you now only SOMETIMES turn into a board.

i wish for telephoniesis...

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You here every single phone call being made every second.
I wish I could think of original wishes.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you can only think of all the thread's past wishes.

i wish i was ultimate...

 

[StinkomanFan]

-ly a failure? You're already there

I wish I knew why I'm such a jerk to Smash

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Because Smash olny exsits to be bullied.
I wish (Insert one of the threads past wishes here).

 

[smashfan666]

granted, (insert a messed up granting here)

i wish i knew why you all think i'm insane...

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but we don't anymore.

I wish I knew why I'm not good at Pokemon.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Your not good at pokemanz because you abuse animals for your personal gain.
I wish people didn't like Captain Fabulous.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they LOVE Captain Fabulous!

I wish I could sell my copy of Call of Duty 4 for a decent price.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You sell it for 1/2 a peso(Mexican currency).
I wish Nixon had a second term.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, I thought he had it in year 3000...

I wish I had a tie

 

[Shade613]

Granted.
I wish I could think of a corruption for StinkomanFan's wish.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, but I think of it first

@ stinkoman: granted but it ties so tight that it kills children.

I wish I had a warrant

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Its a warrant for your arrest.
I wish I corrupted StinkomanFan's wish instead of AGuyNamedRaf.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but I corrupt your wish instead

I wish that I was better at brawl.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Everyone plays melee.
I wish the stupid hate you get if you preorder scriblenauts was stupider.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's all directed towards YOU!!!

i wish i could think of better corruptions...

 

[DarkStar513]

granted, but they all seem to backfire on you


i wish they make new Fire Emblem games

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you run into an enemy on the way to the videogame shop, you dead

i wish i had a bottomless jar of soda!!!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, all the soda falls to the bottom.

I wish I had a toothbrush.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you now have a toothbrush lodged in your esophagus.

I wish I had a tent to go camping in.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, it was used by a hobo.

I wish someone will corrupt this wish.

Ninja'd

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's me (THE NINJA!)

I wish I had C4

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted it goes up in your face

I wish it wasn't so boring

 

[UberMario]

Granted, C4s are more epic than any other recovery ever!

I wish Snake's recovery wasn't broken. (It IS Broken (although easily gimpable), you can basically survive in the air for over 20 seconds and completely go around Hyrule Temple without touching the ground)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now it's VERY broken with a glide put into his second jump!

I wish I had C3.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it kereximasplodes when you're holding it and...you don't die. You do fall off a cliff the next day and die though.

I wish my summer vacation homework was done.

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Granted, but you got a D and have to redo your Summer Vacation Homework again. †

♪ I wish I wasn't so old. D: †