Wish Corruptor

[Skadorski]

You dance but people think your going crazy and lock you up forever.

I wish to DANCE!

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You break your legs.
I wish that I wouldn't make this wish.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, the gators love your wish.

I wish to DANCE!

 

[Skadorski]

You get locked up again.

I wish people were on track with these wishes >.>.>.>.>.>

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you aren't a person, you're a kirby.

I wish to be a kirby too!

 

[Shade613]

Granted. (Insert corruption here).
I wish green was a color

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but nobody likes it.
I wish I could answer things as awesome as what Shade613 did to UberMario.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you can't.

I wish that Marth would pummel anyone that thinks he's a girl.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but she can't hold on, they hit her off and she must can't recover.

I wish I could tho....

 

[Shade613]

Granted. I cut off your hands.
I wish that I could think of cooler wishes.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, you don't have any wishes left.
I wish I could meet CHOMPY, the Diddy Kong player.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, he eats you.

I wish that Chompy the goat could fight crime.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You stop watching cartoons.
I wish I didn't have to edit my posts because someone already corrupted wish I was going to corrupt.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you only corrupt your own corruptions.

I wish to corrupt the corruptions of the next corrupter.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You're the next corrupter.
I wish I wished for something good.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you wish for world domination, but that's corrupted, so you're arrested.

I wish to corrupt this wish.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. I corrupt it instead.
I wish Scribblenauts would come out already.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's only in Japan.

I wish for free non-counterfeit money.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, you only get $1.00

I wish I was the very best, that no one ever was!

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You're the best at failing.
I wish I could think of wishes faster.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but you go so fast they arn't good.

I wish I could wish.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. None of them come true.
I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if wood chucks could chuck wood.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but the number was in another language and you couldn't understand it.

I wish that UberMario corrupts this wish.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. I hack into his account.
I wish HOLOpaW knew that numbers are universal.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, 3y3 t33ch him!

I wish I had a wookie friend.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but you can't see him because he has camoflage.

I wish Shade knew that Japanese and Spanish have different ways of saying numbers like in Spanish Un, Dos, Tres, Quatro.....

 

[Shade613]

Granted. He is in a zoo.
I wish AGuyNamedRaf corrupted my wish instead of HOLO's

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, I changed the post.
I wish people would call me HOLOpaW, not holo or paw or holopaw

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it's in pig-latin, OLOpaW-hay

I wish I was epic.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. No one cares.
I wish HOLO hade an easier name to spell.

 

[Skadorski]

ARGH EVERYONE POSTS SO QUICK Granted, but I changed it.

 

[Shade613]

How is that a corruption?
I wish HOLO made a wish for me to corrupt.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but I already did.
I wish UberMario corrupted this and not someone with a scary Sho Minimamoto Avatar.

 

[StinkomanFan]

No

I wish SmashFan666 would go die in a fire

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, he didn't

I wish I didn't say that lol.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You thought of it.
I wish HOLO didn't have a gay avitar.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted: I now have a gayer one.
I wish I could fly.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You crash into a building.
I wish orange.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's red-orange

I wish for Halo Wars

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You get bored of it after level 1.
I wish it was easier to get mingle pp in TWEWY.