Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

granted, you get an exam at the end of every nanosecond.

i wish someone didn't spike my coffee this morning

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, people spike everything else you drink

I wish I had vodka

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you use it to wash your feet. (Mythbusters confirmed that it works just as well as soap or something)

I wish that everyone wouldn't be so hypocritic and use blatant stereotypes.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now everyone gets the wrong idea.

I wish that had a pencil

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but that stole it from this, who became angry with you and hit that with a thing which was yours.

I wish to confuse people even more while still using proper English.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but you forgot how to speak English and only know Spanish.

I wish I could use lucario better

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you stink with every other character

i wish episode 3 of smashtasm season 2 didn't mess up on me whenever i watch it on Youtube

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, now you don't watch it.. I advise you to follow this wish corruption, since the series ain't very good.

I wish Smashfan followed my advise.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now nobody else will.

I wish I had dinner...

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you forgot you're allergic to pizza...

i wish i had a supercomputer

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you're Plankton and married it.

I wish Plankton would just try to buy a Krabby Patty.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now Spongebob is a broken show.

I wish that I had a working copy of Halo 3

 

[UberMario]

Granted but it's stuck on the title screen.

I wish I knew why Halo was popular.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's a fast paced online shooter that most people prefer over brawl (I don't: I like them equally).

Why do people hate on Halo when it's mentioned?

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your mind gives you a message saying "No Way" when you try any other game

i wish i could have teh time to read the whole dictionary

 

[UberMario]

Name cliche. by the way granted, your thumb now controls your body.

NINJA'D: Granted, you live only long enough to read it though.

I wish for pyscho-kinesis.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, the only psycho you move with your mind, though is izzy/e-scope

i wish for infinity hamburgers

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get hamburgers made by a man named "inifinity"

I wish I had tobasco.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

granted, but u knock the bottle of it on your moms expensive rug and stain it

i wish i owned nintendo

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you don't own a house, food, shelter, a car, a bathroom...

I wish that I didn't have to pay a power bill.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, the power company cuts your power.

I wish yoshi will be high tier is the next ssb

 

[DarkPikmin]

Granted, but he will be a non playable character

I wish Ampharos had wool...

 

[UberMario]

Granted, no one can use it though.

I wish for more Forum Games users.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. I hope you think that getting ninja'd is fun.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you have it... lodged into your heart.

I wish I could spend time with my childhood friend who I haven't seen in... seven-ish years.

 

[Neherazade]

Granted. He/she has forgotten all the great memories you shared. (I speak from personal experience)

I wish I was still visting europe. (ah, the good old past-two weeks)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you can't get a plane ticket back because you ran out of money.

I wish that I did study abroad.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, all of your homework is in another language and u fail.

I wish people wouldn't compare brawl to melee.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they compare brawl to halo.

I wish people would accept brawl for what it is and enjoy it.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, every other videogame company now suffers from lack of sales.

i wish the fish was delish and it made quite a dish.

(i'm sensing a recurring "the fish was delish" theme here)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it tastes like your mom.

I wish I had lotion.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, you're allergic to it.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you forgot that chocolate gives you hives...

i wish i remembered what i was going to say here...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, you now forgot again

I wish I had an arcade stick for Street Fighter 4

 

[Mr.-0]

Your wish is granted, but it was really an explosive.

I wish I had an older or younger brother, that didn't annoy me and that wasn't weird or dorky.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but now he's so cool that everyone forgets about... What was his name.... Mr. Z-somethin'?

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom so badly right now.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Now the bathroom has to use you.

I wish this Jeff texture was released.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish that I could sleep.

 

[Mr.-0]

Granted, but there's a gay kangaroo waiting for you.

I wish that people will finnaly realize that while health ledger was incredible, his interpratation of the joker was not very accurate.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but he was a gay cowboy.

I wish I didn't have a wookie in my closet.