Wish Corruptor

[UberMario]

Granted, but you no longer have any systems.

I wish the DSi had a VC so I could have a reason to buy it.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now the DSi doesn't work

I wish my cellphone was more up to date.

 

[Fuelbi]

granted but its a nokia. *shudders*

i wish for mario

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but now your a koopa

I wish for Angemon

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted. He hates you

I wish I had a high-five

 

[Karasuman]

Granted but it was given by Snake and he sticked a C-4 on your back after passing by

I wish i knew what to wish for

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, it's nothing worthwhile.

I wish I had a pickle

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, it tastes terrible.
I wish I had more $$$.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Grant'd Dollar signs are cool but worthless

I wish for Legend of Zelda the WindWaker

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it's a faulty copy

I wish my blinds would close better.

 

[justaway12]

Granted, but only at night

I wish for Food.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it crushing you

I wish for clean Glasses

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, but they're the wrong prescription

I wish for taco bell

 

[Nnoilalala]

Granted, but it was shut down.

I wish for cold

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get an ice cube

I wish it wasn't so hot in the summer.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. It's cold during the summer and hot during the rest of the year. Thanks. I hate the heat.

I wish it weren't raining so I could drive to my friends' houses.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted it's snowing now

I wish it was.

 

[Nnoilalala]

Granted, it's snowing in england.

I wish my ice cube never melts

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's made of glass to look like an ice cube

I wish for world peace

 

[Nnoilalala]

Granted, but the world ended.

I wish for better music.

 

[~Zack~]

Granted, but then music came to a stop.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but so does everyone else, meaning you have to split the money with 192384012384701 people. How lucky of you to win five dollars!

I wish my Nintendo would finish fixing my Wii already.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it breaks five seconds after you turn it on again.

I wish I were a teenage Draculur.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You'll also be sucking more than just necks now attacked by rabid Twilight fangirls.

I wish I had a Tales game to play right now.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but the company that made the game was EA

I wish I had a garbage bag.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. However, I spoil the entire plot before you start playing it.

EDIT: Granted, it's over your head. You suffocate.

I wish I were a teenage Klonowur.

 

[Elucifur]

Tales games are made by Namco Bandai. Get your facts straight.

Granted, it's in your throat, suffocating you. Grr, ninja.

I always spoil the plot for myself. In Tales of Destiny, Leon is the traitor and gets killed in a flood after fighting the party.

Granted, I attack you and turn you into my pet.

I wish I had a Tales game to play.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's a 'Tales of' and 'Klonoa' crossover because they're both made by Bandai Namco.

Spoiler

Is that even a corruption? ....ah, well.

I wish I was a teenage....uh, Ralucard.

 

[Elucifur]

Tales of Symphonia's Presea Combatir in a Klonoa costume.

Granted, uh... you get mauled by priests with stakes.

I wish for my favorite songs to loop forever and ever.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you go deaf
I wish I had something to eat...

 

[Elucifur]

You already do. There's your own body, the garbage bag you're choking on, your laptop/PC that you're on right now... Everything is edible.

I wish YouTube would stop taking down the Pokémon movies.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, they're now taking down anything that has to do with the 'Tales of' series.

I wish Presea in the Klonoa costume wasn't so gosh darn cute! ._.

 

[uhmuzing]

Granted. He's ugly, but so are you.

I wish I had more than one wish.

 

[Elucifur]

Presea's a girl.

Granted. They'll all be corrupted.

I wish PokéMarts would sell elixirs.

 

[uhmuzing]

Granted. They're too expensive and your Pokemon are allergic.

I wish I was sleepy.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You're sleepy, but can't fall asleep.

I wish there were a perverted version of Apples to Apples.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but it's pulled off the shelves

I wish my brothers would leave

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, now they come back

I wish I didn't have to cook my meals.

 

[uhmuzing]

Granted. You can just snack on a bag of potato chips.

I wish I had a Custom Title.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, it's "garbage collector"

I wish I wasn't allergic to dogs and cats.