Wish Corruptor

[solitonmedic]

Granted, you have a full inbox.

I wish for people to stop being weirdos.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. People are now zanies and fools, who don't believe in sensible rules.

I wish my friend's cat didn't destroy my phone charm.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. He destroys your phone.

I wish I had a magic skull thingy that I can make wishes on.

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, now your cat got Satan to destroy your house.
I wish I knew all of the characters that would be in SSB4.
Edit because Clownbot posts faster than I do.
Granted, but you lose it and your worst enemy finds it.
I wish Clownbot didn't post so fast.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Now he posts a lot slower. Along with everyone else. Including you.

I wish I could've spent the night at my friend's house.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but he spends the night at your house.

i wish ferrets could grow to be 6 feet long.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now they eat anything under 6 feet long

I wish that I had a working N64

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it works at a sweatshop for two cents an hour.

I wish our two and a half month break from school would be during the winter instead of the summer.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but weekends and all other breaks are canceled.

I wish we didn't have school at all.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, people are so stupid animals rule us and make us our pets.

I wish someone would enter something in the following spaces __________ ____ _______ __.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, theses spaces are weird.

I wish I had shown my moves to Captain Falcon

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but he doesn't approve of your moves and then owns you in a game-physics defying combo.

I wish Captain Falcon was really like that in Brawl Brawl was like that.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you've ruined brawl for people who liked it the way it was.

I wish my roommate would stop taking a shmoo in my bathroom.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you destroys your bathroom.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

 

[Skadorski]

GRANTED, but a huge truck comes down the road and wakes you up.

I wish I could learn to not freak out over everything >.>

 

[UberMario]

Granted, only some things freak you out.

I wish for a non-breaking freefall ride.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you have to go to the bathroom.

I wish that I didn't have to use to plunger after my roommate...

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, now you use it after a janitor does, on a toilet from hell!
I wish I could keep track of how many posts there were here better.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you lose track.

I wish for a cardboard box.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's wet and instantly crumbles.

I wish I was transported into a video game.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It's Resident Evil. Good luck.

I wish I went to Hogwarts.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You went there for a ten minute tour where cameras aren't allowed. How fun~

I wish some of my friends had dirtier minds.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they act on those dirty minds by experimenting on you >

I wish that I didn't have to build a desk for my computer *sob*.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but know you have to build a computer for your desk. Have Fun!

I wish to take what is rightfully mine from whoever that guy is who took what is rightfully mine which was a cheeseburger.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it now has a bite mark you didn't make.

I wish that my air conditioning was working.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it only cools the room by 1*F.

I wish surfboards didn't resemble seals to sharks.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, they still eat them anyway...

i wish i could remember what i was supposed to wish for...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, an axe cuts off your head.

I wish my mouth didn't hurt.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now your throat hurts

I wish I had a wookie friend that liked me.

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, but that wookie owed Darth Vadar some money so...............
I wish I could be a Pokemon trainer.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. A Pokemon Trainer of the opposite gender.

I wish I was the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, you are the very best, at causing your own suffering.
I wish for the ability to teleport like Nightcrawler.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you're stuck in a wall.

I wish that I didn't have to pay rent.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you have to pay hazard insurance for suddenly living next to a toxic waste dump.

I wish I could find my capture card so I could do some LPs.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, too bad nobody wants to watch you play.

I wish "The C.L.A.S.H. Team" would release their Delfino Plaza texture.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, they look like noki's.

i wish for fish...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's a land shark that wants to eat you.

I wish that I was a Jedi

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the Vader Army quickly gets rid of you.

I wish the Vader Army wasn't as dead. :/

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now they come after you for being treasonous

I wish that I had a badass clone army that would only answer to me and anyone with me

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, their answer is "Heck no!".. Then they kill you.

I wish the badass clones weren't so mean.