Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's really mean spirited.

I wish the next person was perfect.

 

[Phantom7]

You got your wish, but your only purpose in life is to eventually die.

I wish XACE-K had not posted before me.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you will not be able to post before him again!

I wish I could play games on my computer

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. The only games you can play are flash games.

I wish for some semi-simple texture ideas.

 

[sammy p]

granted, but too bad youll never get the chance to use any of them!

i wish that i had never dropped my 2 WEEK OLD LG XENON in my sewer.....

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, you dropped it on a vicious dog with rabies next to a pit of lava. It bounced in.
I wish my signature wasn't silly.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted, your signature is now filled with perverted images.

I wish for banana pie.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's also has delicacies such as ground up intestines, blood, and swine flu to give it that extra kick.

I wish my vocal skills were better.

Spoiler

...Oops, I almost typed "oral".

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, too bad you can't talk.

I wish I had a coke zero.

 

[Clownbot]

Wish granted. Zero calories, zero carbs, zero taste, zero coke... Coke Zero has everything, and nothing at the same time.

I wish my wish corrupter wasn't broken right now.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it means that all your reason is fixed.

I wish for the next poster to be angry with the poster two posts after this post.

 

[sammy p]

granted, but your angry with him also!

i wish that my cullinary skills were amazing so i could work with the famous chef ramsey one day!!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you get fired the next day!

I wish I owned a gamecube.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but the power plug doesn't work properly.

I wish the Game Boy Player had the Super Game Boy mode for Game Boy games.

 

[smashfan666]

ghergh, grawl frergh growl

*Granted, you merge the videogame world with reality*

grawl

*i wish i wasn't running out of zombiese speech to say*

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you now speak Russian.

Я хочу Я не говорю по-русски.

 

[Jonkku]

なに。わたしはろごをのみこみいいえ。

I wish that sentence was even half correct grammatically (Spelling I checked.)

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but no one can speak Russian anymore.

I wish to do a barrel roll!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but your leg falls off..
(And what do I care about no one being able to speak Russian.. I posted Japanese )

I wish to sue Peppy Hare for indirectly breaking UberMario's leg.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but that isn't a hamburger you're eating.

I wish I knew why Asia, and Africa are the only continents that have different, currently used runes in each country.

 

[Jonkku]

Because they're too cool for the Latin alphabets.

...but that isn't a hamburger you're eating.

Indeed.. Because, I'm eating potato chips.

I wish Death Note wasn't so overly dramatic about someone writing in a notebook.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now it's a parody of Naruto with notebooks.

I wish I could speak in Russian again.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but Japanese no longer exists.

I wish to moonwalk on Mars.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you can no longer come to earth.

I wish that people would pay attention to Weegee.

 

[UberMario]

Congrats, now George Bush can no longer stop thinking about him!

I wish that avatars were bigger.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they're now too big to fit on the page.

Я желаю, чтобы кто-нибудь мог бы дать мне бутерброд.

 

[UberMario]

Предоставленный, но ваш бутерброд сделан из вашего левого уха.

I wish to know whether Raf lives in Georgia(USA) or Georgia(Europe)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted I live in USA, but you can't go to Europe!

I wish that there weren't two Georgias in the world.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but there are still two americas.

I wish the New World continents were more uniquely named.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted! Now the Old World continents all look the same.

I wish I had sunglasses.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, they're anti-prescription and only show your eyes' reflections.

I wish I had OoT: Master Quest.
For Wii.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted! It doesn't work.

I wish I could use my wii instead of my roommates'.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but someone modded it and it ended up broken.

I wish 1943 was on the VC.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now the VC is broken

желаю, чтобы я мог собственными здорового щенка.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, no one knows what you are saying afterward. EVER.

I wish there was a strawberry flavored slushy on the table right now.

Edit: Granted, you have a cat afterward too. I guess that's a good thing?

 

[smashfan666]

granted, except you hate strawberries

i wish i DIDN'T GET A NINJA'D!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you get ripped in half by the Hulk!

I wish that I didn't have a Call of Duty clan match tonight.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's now a Call of Duty guild match.

I wish some people wouldn't use the term "NINJA'D" as a noun.

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, now everybody uses it as a noun.
I wish I had Spiderman's powers.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you can no longer use your limbs

I wish people weren't so mean on Xbox Live.