Wish Corruptor

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but the thread gets closed

I wish to be rich

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but it's all in shiny rocks (lol, brandy and mr. whiskers reference)

i wish there were smilies of some of sonic's sprites from the original game, (i.e. sonic running, sonic tapping his foot, sonic with all the chaos emeralds, things like that)

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but they can't used on this forum.

I wish English translations of animes/mangas weren't so awful most of the time. (And I mean subtitles too)

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now they're WORSE than bad japanese translation, noice goin!

i wish teh place was filled with endless potato chips.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ninja'd me so no

I wish that I could sleep better

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you are now trapped inside your subconcience forever.

i wish teh fish was delish and it made quite a dish

(try saying THAT 20 times fast)

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you squished the fish in the dish.

I wish for the DVD collections of DKC: the Series and Q*Bert the Series

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you get trapped with q-bert forever

i wish i didn't hate cole slaw.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it took three days to make that potato salad . . . . . . THREE DAYS.

I wish for CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

granted, i eat it all before you get a lick at it.

i wish spamming never existed.

 

[Shadow13]

granted, but now nobody can post

I wish my speakers didn't suck so bad

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but eddy's brother's first quote of the movie "park don't open til' noon" as well as other things you watch on youtube, are too loud

i wish teh ed edd n' eddy movie was on cartoon network someday soon.

 

[Viperdev]

your wish is granted but they accidentally put the Spanish version on

I wish I could b in brawl

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You're in the game... as Sandbag's replacement.

I wish I my Poké berries would stay watered for a whole day.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but they're eaten by a wild Ursaring.

I don't wish for something.

 

[MPH Deku]

Alright.

I wish Elucifur didn't make the innuendoes in his last post.

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, but now you just think all of his posts have innuendo.
I wish Bill Gates would write me a large check.

 

[Elucifur]

...I made innuendos?

Granted, it's a GIANT check. Too bad you have to use all that money to replace the trees that were killed to make that check.

I wish somebody would upload all of the Pokémon movies on YouTube.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They're dubbed by the same people who did Mastermind of the Mirage Pokemon.

I wish for a tall glass of Root Beer.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. I take it literally and since you only said "tall", the glass is thin compared to its height. And since the height to circumference ratio is wonky, it topples over.

I wish for a new Tales game.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but it's for a system you don't have

I wish I could get up again when someone knocks me down [/chumbawumba]

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but you get knocked down again.

I wish for a wish.

 

[UberMario]

Granted you get debt!

I wish people would realize how evil credit cards really are.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but they forgot about ciggerettes.

I wish I could be at Genesis

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but you can't contend

I wish for a city built on Rock and Roll [/starship]

 

[UberMario]

Congratulations you moved to the rockies, home of the rolling rocks!

I wish for some LOLing.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish for pie.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it in the face

I wish I wasn't confused

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you are now someone else, who IS confused.

I wish that chickenpox was a paradox.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, now people who have chickenpox are instantly teleported right in front of you before exploding.

I wish to go to Rainbow Road when I die.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you fall through and land in the BAD PLACE!!!

i wish i knew what to wish for.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, death will visit you in 5....4....

I wish for a scythe.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's made of aluminum foil

I wish for Gryffindor's Sword

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It comes out of the hat the sorted you into Slytherin.

I wish for wishes that wish for wishes that I would wish for.

 

[smashfan666]

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! (wish-grant-and-messer-upper dies)

noice going.

(hauls in a new one)

i wish spiked balls hit the ace lucario in teh face for breaking the old W-G-A-M-U

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, but they kept going and hit you.
I wish my weed wacker wouldn't break after having it for 6 weeks.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It broke after 32 days.

I wish I didn't have to leave you guys for 3 days while I tour colleges. =(

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Granted, but you got kicked out of college. †

♪ I wish I didn't get board of reading books. †

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, now you do nothing BUT read books.

I wish you knew that I'M not the one going to college, my sister is...

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but now I gloat that I've been going for quite a few years.

I wish that wasn't mean-spirited.