Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted.

I wish... for all the darkness in my mind to be gone right now.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it requires you to change your avatar.

I wish Blahblahwutever knew what a Patapon was.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Turns out it actually is a pony.

I wish to have an interior crocodile alligator, as I drive a chevrolet movie theatre.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish to sing.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but your singing annoys everyone and they gather a mob to run you out of the state. After that, you have to start a new life in Mexico, under a new name, with the title of the village's annoying singing rancher.

And then you die.

I wish I were more original.

 

[Fuelbi]

wish granted but the cocoa puffs stole them and left you with this message " Im caca for cocoa puffs" (family guy reference)

i wish someone would tell me what episode i got that from

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but then you get all of your cereal stolen.

I wish everyone could just be happy.

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Granted, but everyone will have a creepy smile. Scary. O_o †

♪ I wish I could have a plush Luka. <3 †

 

[UberMario]

Granted but it turns out to be filled with cotton candy, so someone eats it.

I wish for a giant sandwich

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You're an ingredient.

I wish Uber would change his avatar already.

 

[Clownbot]

I wish that too, actually. I mean, I don't mind if he doesn't... so long as he doesn't post as much in the Avatar Caption game.

I wish I were more creative.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're so creative that all you do is come up with idea, but never make them happen. Wait, that sounds like me.

I wish I made my ideas happen. Including killing that ho that I named my Bibarel after.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but they all backfire.

I wish people would wear iron boots.

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Granted, but everytime you walk, your legs ache for every walk. †

♪ I wish I could fly. †

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. You know what flying is? Falling with style!

I wish I were better at blogging.

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Granted, but nobody would read it. D: †

♪ I wish I didn't have work on the day Genesis starts. †

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you get fired for not working enough days.

I wish for you to be sleepy . . . . . . . . .very sleepy 0_o

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, I dream of you burning. And it comes true.

I wish I could buy my stupid Espeon and Umbreon would be level 50 already.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but they elope.

I wish for this to be Mario's new power: "The Dizzy Laser."

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Granted, but Mario becomes dizzy himself. †

♪ I wish to look at the red moon. †

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, It's not that exciting

I wish more people would realize Digimon>Pokemon

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, too bad that you're going to get arrested for making the masses believe such lies.

I wish I knew the whole dance to Gee by SNSD.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you slip off the dance floor, which is on the top of a 6-story building.

I wish every game had wifi that didn't lag and penalized DC'ers

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but no one else uses it any more. In fact, no one even plays video games any more.

I wish UberMario's "VG Riddles" Forum Game had more participants.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. They don't play the game right.

I wish I could bring seven Pokémon into the Battle Tower or whatever it's called.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but your DQ'd for bringing more than six.

I wish for a tame piranha.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's Petey Piranha and he breaks your house down.

I wish I had a Terriermon.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but he's a Lopmon clone.

I wish that terriermon actually looked like a dog.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but dumb.

I wish I was a magical little elf.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, it's a Digi-elf. They're NPCs that everyone hates

I wish for a pair of pants

 

[Fuelbi]

granted but they shrink in the wash

i wish i was a star

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you go supernova in 2 seconds.

I wish for a quasar

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you get blasted with radiation and develop cancer.

I wish i was a Star..........fy.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Now you have a sister that can handle it better than you and can fit into small places.

I wish I had a spinda.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but it spins into you.

I wish for a hyper cleft.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it's on your chin.

I wish I a Boo.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it hates bad grammar and eats you.

I wish for a topman.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it spins into you.

(I wouldn't mind if a spinda spun into me. That'd be cute.)

I wish for a spinda.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it accidently uses Rapid Spin on you in it's confusion.

I wish I WAS a Boo.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but it runs away

I wish for a better corruptive mind

No, you're a ninja