Wish Corruptor

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But you double post it and look like an idiot ;]

I wish food stayed warm forever!!

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, even the ice cream sundae that you're eating to cool yourself off during the summer is warm.

I wish all food was lukewarm and/or cold.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But you lose your sense of feeling and it doesn't make a difference

I wish
I wish
I were a fish

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You suffocate on air.

I wish it wasn't so difficult for me to wake up at 7:00 A.M.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted you wake up at 5:00am instead.

I wish for money.

 

[XACE-K]

Not granted.

I wish Dinko would give me $2.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it has 5000% interest that must be paid in a day.

I wish for Mario Kart to go back to 2-D

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it's a sidescroller.

I wish to be King of the Purple Leechmen.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you are eaten by their president.

I wish that everyone was 20 feet tall.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But all counter tops are 40ft high

I wish I had more milk

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's in your breasts.

I wish 4kids didn't screw up E-102 Gamma's voice!

Edit: Woot, I ninja'd Elucifur!

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You don't want to know where it came from.

Granted, now he's mute.

I wish I had something to do today.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's doing all my chores.

I wish for free bombs.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, they explode in your bucket.

I wish for a boomerang that shoots lazer beams at hippies.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but it causes anyone who holds it to become a hippie.

I wish I could put Mimedroid to justice.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but you end up in a scandal.

I wish for a pair of sandals.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted they break

I wish I could visit west....my backyard.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but a wildfire insues.

I wish to fly over the Empire State.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you crash into that river that runs through New York.

I wish I could adequatly explain W&G_HPM to you guys.

Edit:

Granted, now he's mute.

That's not corruption. I'd MUCH rather have a mute E-102 Gamma than a horribly dubbed 4Kids one.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. I'm not going to corrupt it.

I wish for bigger handwriting.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but it's not yours, it's other people's.

I wish I wrote smaller.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted, but you can only write in binary

I wish music was free, everywhere, forever!! lol

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but there are almost no songs because of greedy composers.

I wish pianos could pitch-bend.

 

[AtticusFinch]

granted: but you go deaf

i wish you were dead

 

[UberMario]

Granted but I steal your soul.

I wish to eat that door.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but so are you.

EDIT:

Granted, but you have wooden teeth.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But you made no wish

I wish I were God

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. No more wishes.

NINJA'd: Granted. The power makes you collapse in on yourself.

I wish Clownbot had followed MY avatar advice...

 

[UberMario]

Granted. But now there are a bazillion clownbots.

I wish Hamtaro would pass out from all that Gasp-P-ing

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Since he's still in shock AND unconscious, he Go-P's all over himself and now his fur is stained yellow and they can't air his show anymore because he was a one-of-a-kind orange and white hamster with that fur pattern.

I wish I didn't type a run-on sentence.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: It becomes a sentence fragment.

I wish I was more motivated to draw

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, now you have 19874934602 requests to be drawn.

I wish my fortune cookie made sense.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You now know the entirety of you future. It scares you.

I wish Elucifur didn't put those images in my head three posts ago...

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: I do

I wish I didn't have to drink water

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you have to EAT it. Yes. You have to eat a liquid.

I wish what MPH said in the back room was a positive statement so I feel better about myself.

 

[Fuelbi]

wish granted but you were so full of happyness that you exploded

i wish the rugrats were back on the air in a combo pack with ren and stimpy

 

[Shadia]

granted, but your TV is broken.

I wish my room was painted blue....

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's blue with blood. (Doesn't some type of animal have blue blood?)

I wish I had more good songs to listen to.

 

[Fuelbi]

wish granted but all you have to listen to is beyonce and eminem

i wish spongebob wasnt gay so that his show becomes watchable

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you can only see seasons 1-3. (Really isn't a corruption if you think about it)

I wish Avatar wasn't such a short lived series (I know it's complete, but it still feels short)