Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, he sucks.

I iwsh I could dance.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but the only dance you can do is the Caramelldansen dance.

I wish I could speak Ham-Chat as fluently as I can currently speak English.

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but now you can speak English as fluently as you once spoke Ham-Chat.

I wish real hamsters lived as long as Hamtaro.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Granted, but the reason they live longer is because they are on life support systems 24/7


I wish for futuristic technology right now.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but not one person knows how to operate it.

I wish I were me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. That in itself is a corruption.

I wish for paper towels.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but a King Cobra is in the roll you're holding.

I wish to backflip into a wall jump.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but you walljump into headfirst into the ceiling and crash back down on a glass coffee table.

I wish I had something to do on the fourth of July.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's community service.

I wish for my DS to adequately entertain me on my trip next week.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it causes a mass genocide.

Spoiler

Seriously, you want entertainment, get The Legendary Starfy, it's freaking awesome

Wish I knew what Hamtaro game this is.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's Hamtaro: Little Hamsters, Big Adventures and will never be re-made because of all the locations Go-P can be used!

I wish Rainbow Rescue was released in the US.

Edit: The name of the game you asked about is actually Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! Darn, I forgot the name of a game in my collection *facepalm*.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. New, a upstart video game translating company known as "4kids" does the translation.

I wish I had another cheeseburger.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's the baconator, causing you to gain 20 pounds in one sitting.

I wish fire could be frozen.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now your nude body is on display in a museum in the year 3000.

I wish my Renko Usami images folder had more files.

 

[solitonmedic]

Granted, but you have gotton a seizure.

I wish I had twin.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but he/she/sandwich is an evil twin.

I wish smashboards had spell check.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it's a Japanese spellchecker.

I wish MY gender was sandwich.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy getting "eaten" in bed.

I wish I could connect my camera to my computer.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but I smash the camera for misinterpreting my previous wish.

I wish fire could be frozen. (Again)

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. Thousands of Canadians die because of you.

I wish I was better at Forum Fight!!!.

 

[UberMario]

Granted. Everyone gangs up on you though.

I wish my metallic lasagna was real.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But you eat it and get metal poisoning xD

I wish Louisiana had more tourneys >.>

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but you're the only one attending.

I wish my necklace didn't break.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you lose at them all.

Ninja'd: Granted, it was shattered into a million pieces.

I wish my name was as awesome as Atticus Finch.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, You explode.

I wish for wishing well.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: You fall in

I wish for more wishes

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You just used it.

I wish UberMario was his avatar.

 

[UberMario]

Granted. But I've got your pizza.

I wish MPH G&W was his avatar.

 

[MPH Deku]

Ha ha, silly fool, I already am. We are ALL our avatars.

I wish that was actually true.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, now we can Airbend, Waterbend, Firebend, and Earthbend, all inside your house!

I wish for a koi pond the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But it's frozen on Pluto

I wish Pluto was still a planet

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, in order to make it a planet again, they have to register the name again and Disney goes all copyright bullsh*t on NASA's @$s.

I wish for marinara sauce.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get no cheesesticks to go with it.

I wish I didn't have to download Finale Notepad to open .mus files.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You have to PAY for it now.

I wish Sly Fox would invite me into the Forum Games Backroom. =)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted.

I wish for a toaster... to eat.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It'll only eat sandwich gendered people though.

I wish I could perform tedious tasks like a robot.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Unfortunately, a bunch of robots take over the world and you transform into a fighting robot to defeat them, but you're destroyed.

I wish I didn't feel the urge to change my avatar and location every other day.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's now every hour.

I also wish I didn't have the urge to change my avatar everyday.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's every hour.

I wish I could have thought of a better response for that.