Wish Corruptor

[Elucifur]

Granted. Too bad most of the episode is wasted on people saying the same thing but in a different manner.

I wish more Pokémon types had HP-stealing moves. Just like how grass and psychic have giga drain and dream eater.

 

[MPH Deku]

AHEM. Drain Punch. Leech Life.

I wish 3rd and 4th gen mattered to more people.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. They matter to me.

And I don't like fighting or bug Pokémon...

I wish other types like fire, water, ice, electric, ghost, normal, etc. had HP-stealing moves.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but the power is 10, it's accuracy is 10 and you can only use it 5 times.

I wish I had a pet hawk that wasn't vicious.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, it gets beaten up by a bunch of hawk gang members.

I wish I were funnier.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, people die because they laugh too hard at your jokes.

I wish we could solve the mystery that is the Mimedroid account.

 

[Clownbot]

So do I.

I wish I were better at corrupting wishes.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but you're so good that you actually grant and corrupt their wished in real life.

I wish I could destroy the hawk gang.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Too bad you forgot about the hawks' wives. Vicious demons, I tell ya.

I wish for a Togepi.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it turns into a Togetic and flies away to Nebraska.

I wish for a force field.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Instead of keeping things out, it keeps you in. Have fun trying to go to the bathroom~

I wish for my Togetic didn't fly away...

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but it evolves into a Togekiss and flies away AGAIN.

I wish I had a Digimon.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but it flies off to the digital world and YOU CAN'T GO.

I wish for a teddiursa.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it evolves into Ursaring and beats you up.

I wish I had a Terriermon.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. My Ursaring beats it up because it finally listens to me after we found something in common: Rest.

I wish my DS' wi-fi worked...

 

[AtticusFinch]

Granted: But your DS brakes

I wish the somebody would pay attention to weegee

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but he bursts into flames from the joy of being recognized.

I wish Boshi was in a new game.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, he takes the place of the sandbag for SSB4.

I wish my arm/wrist/hand/wtf didn't hurt from writing.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it hurts from jerking off.

I wish I didn't go there.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you go nowhere.

I wish for the next FGcast.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted... No corruption, since I've been stalling too long. I'll try to make it after my guitar lesson.

I wish I didn't read something so ****ed up and disturbing in the social groups.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you have to link me the disturbing text, because I'm curious as to what it is.

I wish it wasn't too disturbing for me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but now it gets read to little kids at bedtime.

I wish for moar bottle rockets.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Jeff steals them.

I wish DCMC was real.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but they disband because Lucky regained his memory won them in rock-paper-scissors.

I wish for a OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it attacks IMMEDIATELY.

I wish for an explanation.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Sex makes babies.

I wish Umbreon had a higher base attack or special attack.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It's so high that it's the best. You encounter an Umbreon and it beats you so bad that your game explodes.

I wish Hamtaro was still on TV.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it comes on at 4:00 in the morning.

I wish I could get Brawl+ to work.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't use Mr. Game and Watch for some strange reason...

I wish for Cocoa Puffs. NOW.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted but you go coo coo for them.

I wish I had Photoshop.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's the trial version that lasts for two seconds.

I wish my Umbreon and Ditto weren't having angry sex to create Eevees for me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's happy sex.

I wish Elucifur would stop using demonic women pokemon.

 

[Elucifur]

I'm not! My Umbreon is male and the Ditto is genderless.

I wish MPH weren't so all the time.

 

[UberMario]

Granted he's always :freak:

I wish everyone was :freak:.

 

[StinkomanFan]

We already are

I wish for a Patamon

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but he hates people.

I wish for some LAZAHS.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they are fired at you and you die.

I wish to go running with the bulls.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but they rally against you.

I wish for a Patapon.

 

[Blahblahwutever]

granted, but the wish granter doesn't know what a patapon is, so he gives you a pony instead.

i wish that my wish doesn't get corrupted.