Wish Corruptor

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but now you forgot them.

I wish for a moon to be named after me.

 

[Purple]

Wish granted, but now you forgot them.

I wish for a moon to be named after me.

wish granted, but you don't know what moon it is, therefore you didn't know a moon was named.

I wish to win brawl singles at genesis.

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but you lose in the 3rd round.

I wish for a Arcade with Mario Kart GP.

 

[Fuelbi]

Wish granted but while shipping it broke. you lost 500$

i wish i could live in a box with a dirty stinking hobo who picks his nose and eats chili off of me when i spill it on myself.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you live with

Spoiler

Sly_Fox

.

I wish my Brawl disc wasn't scratched.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's nonexistant.

I wish I was better at raising my Pokéymanz.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you live with

Spoiler

Sly_Fox

.

You can't even believe how hard it was for me to hold my laugh.

Granted, it's Groundered

I wish that atleast someone would get the joke in my corruption.

Edit: I also wish I wasn't ninjaed right now.

@MPH: Granted, but then your game cheats you and triggers a cutscene where Team Rocket comes and takes away all your loved pokéymen and then the game deletes your save.

 

[Elucifur]

Well, I chose Sly because of a picture he put in one of the forums we trolled.
I don't get the joke.
Second wish granted, but you'll never become one of us if you don't get ninja'd.

I wish that that joke wasn't so lame.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but that makes my joke seem even more lame.

I wish I knew who are the "us" that Elucifur mentioned.

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, it's them.

I wish koi could fly.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but the knowledge drives you insane.
NINJAEDIT: Granted, and they can also bite your head off. Which they do.

Spoiler

It's us Forum Gamers BTW

I wish the dream I had last night where Earthbound was announced to be released for the Nintendo DSi came true.

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but it was as dumbed down as Mario Kart Wii

I wish to rule Atlantis.

*FinNess, was the joke the fact that isn't very hot?*

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but there's an anarchy and you are forced to resign.

I wish McDonald's was healthier for you.

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but they only serve prunes and tofu.

I wish the next person was rebelious.

 

[Fuelbi]

wish granted but i was captured by the man and got reformed

i wish i could lick the floor and get a disease that kills me

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but you're a zombie slug.

I wish for a tire.

 

[Fuelbi]

(yay i wanted to be a zombie slug)wish granted but you get a popped tire.

I wish i wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but Elmo eats you, you zombie slug.

I wish to be Kirbah beatin' up D3.

 

[Elucifur]

LOL DRAGON TALES.

Ahem. Granted, but after you're done, King Dedede clobbers dat Kirbeh A.K.A. you.

I wish for a Luma.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you engulf it while it goes supernova.

I wish the new version of Thomas & Friends wasn't stupid.

 

[XACE-K]

Why the f*** are you watching Thomas? Granted, it's super smart and humans can't comprehend it.

I wish I could touch this.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but your parents see you doing that and scold you

I wish my mind wasn't filthy

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but your mind squeaks with it's cleanliness

I wish XACE-K realized the obvious below:

FOOL! I don't watch that [anymore]! I have seen my little bro watching
it and it's nothing like it was a decade ago.

(Sorry, you just got me angry)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now because you posted this, he thinks that you're a n00b that has to explain their jokes every time someone doesn't get them.

I wish that smashbrosmelee.com was back up again.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but smashboards.com crashes at the same time.

I wish your Pokemon Trainer could explain why he's facepalm-ing.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's because you ****ed up the format of the person below true or false.

I wish I could be a big shot

 

[MPH Deku]

.....A GIIIIIIIIIIIRL?

Ninja'd: Granted, you are now Rail Gun ammunition.

I wish I a baby cuttlefish. Day sew cyute.

 

[UberMario]

Jig: Wish granted, but you had to open your mouth.
G&W: You are one, I found you delicious.

I wish I could have an uber shield like Link

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get sued by nintendo for stealing their design.

i wish chikoriki's successes didn't lead up to such epic fail.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, he didn't have any success what-so-ever.

I wish I was a volcano.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You are no longer a living thing.

I wish I knew which episode of GoGoRiki smashfan was referencing.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, i was referencing that one w/ the lemonade wrapper, the pyramid one, just about any one where he almost gets finished with something.

(now i got ninja'd by someone other than myself, DERNIT!)

i wish there was grilled cheese sandwiches here.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you find half-a-mouse in your sandwich though.

I wish for a CHALLEEEEEEENGE!

 

[smashfan666]

granted, i beat you in it though, your tongue is green.

i wish for a coffee lake

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you dive into it while it boils.

I wish for a house of Jell-O

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it's eaten the next day, and not by you.

I wish I could clobbah dat dere Kirbeh.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you're permanently stuck quoting my sig.

I wish for Fiah-Powah

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but then you burn down your house for using "Fiah-Powah". (Fiah Powah = Fire Power)

I wish Al Kahn would shut up already and stop making god-awful anime dubs.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. I'm not going to corrupt it because I want it, too.

I wish some more texture teams would update more often. I don't blame them as a whole, but some team members do nothing.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it becomes so popular that Nintendo finds them all and GANON-Bans them from the internet.

I wish a Dark Lucario using red aura was in Brawl.