Wish Corruptor

[Elucifur]

Granted, but now you're traumatized from the **** scene that Itoi got his inspiration from.

NINJA'D, but it still works.

I wish for a Giygas-based texture for Delfino Island to match PAVGN's Giygas' Mansion.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but the form of Giegue's attack is still inexplicable.

I wish MOTHER/Earthbound Zero had encounters that were actually like its future games.

EDIT: Double ninja'd! Granted, but the stage swirls around just like Giygas, making it hard to get around.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now the future games don't have the encounters.

I wish I were less bored right now (I mean, seriously. Look at the f***ing time of this post. Who the hell is visiting Forum Games at this time?).

 

[Fuego Fox]

Granted. Now the future games don't have the encounters.

I wish I were less bored right now (I mean, seriously. Look at the f***ing time of this post. Who the hell is visiting Forum Games at this time?).

Granted now you are even more bored waiting for the next post

I wish I had a partner for saturday

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but your partner is actually your arch nemesis and will do anything to get in your way, no matter the cost.

I wish I had an arch-nemesis.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. She kills you.

I wish I could think of a wish that wasn't obviously corruptible.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, my arch nemesis thinks of one that you hate.

I wish my arch nemesis was a guy so I could be like, "I HATE YOU, BUT I SECRETLY LOVE YOU." etc etc.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but he secretly loves you too, unfortunately your arch nemesisity will stop you from ever telling it to each other. You will also have to fight him in a 1-on-1 battle to death.

I wish that wasn't so cruel.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now it is considered treason in 100 states, including delaberum, a state i just made up.

i wish the state delaberum was real

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but that's still a couple ten states too much (Aren't there fifty-something states in USA right now)

I wish that a certain musician with the initials MJ wouldn't have died yesterday.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but he is only coming back from the dead to suck your brains out.

i wish FinNess wasn't so easy to ninja'd for us all.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, now stop using the word ninja'd wrongly.. IIRC I already explained it.

I wish that Super Mario Galaxy 2 would be atleast as good as the first one, and that it would be released soon.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you get stuck inside it, trapped forever.

i wish more people would play Stinkoman 20X6.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but he secretly loves you too, unfortunately your arch nemesisity will stop you from ever telling it to each other. You will also have to fight him in a 1-on-1 battle to death.

I hate when that happens in shows, movies, and games. ;-;

Anyway. Granted, but people hated it so much they decide to boycott it to the extreme that they murder, slaughter, and massacre anyone that enjoyed it.

I wish I didn't have to cook breakfast.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you have to cook every square meal now.

i wish there were a big pile of wires right behind me.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but that requires a post of 5.

I wish for pie.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get it in the face.

i wish my lamp's light bulb wasn't burned out.

 

[Neherazade]

granted. it's undercooked (underbaked?) and you get an incurable, life threatening disease (not AIDS, that's mean. )

I wish my new G-mail account didn't freeze up when I looked at my inbox.

 

[Neherazade]

grr... seconds too late.

anyway, it's not burned out. you get *blinded by the light, rolled up like a deuce, anoth...* ahem.

My wish is above.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your g-mail account burns a big ol' hole in your monitor.

i wish a big plastic goldfish was here

 

[Neherazade]

Granted, it gets eaten by a real gold fish.

 

[ranmaru]

I wish you a merry christmas.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get figgy pudding

I wish to not be ugly

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but that's one heckuva scar on your eye.

i wish i was more powerful than chuck norris.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Granted, you implode because your body was not built to handle that level of awsomeness.

I wish for intenet wherever I go with my laptop.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, the internet has now entered the real world.

i wish a computer came alive.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish Stinkomanfanban to be ugly. :]

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now you're uglier.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you must ride it instead of using the car though, to save gas.

I wish for fooooooooood

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it only has three legs. How sad.

Granted, but it's three week old food. Don'tcha just love the mold and that little green hairy thing in the middle?

I wish I had a magical cloud to fly on.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. It's actually evil, and decides to condensate into water so you just fall right through.

I wish I made more sense.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. But the sense you make doesn't really matter.

I wish I had a computer that is awesome.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it's too awesome for a commoner like you to handle so it gets confiscated and locked away into a secret underground museum.

I also wish Clownbot made more sense.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish to make better wishes.

 

[Clownbot]

Why didn't you corrupt Elucifur's wish? You... you FIEND!

Granted, but they all get corrupted.

I wish I'm not going to be ninja'd...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, I guess..

I wish this wish was so bad, that it wouldn't even need to be corrupted.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you wished you looked as pretty as Clownbot.

Spoiler

lololol

I wish Hawaii wouldn't get bombed by North Korea.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it gets bombed by Atlantis.

I wish

Spoiler

for spoiler tags.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, too bad I forgot.

I wish for ♪♫♪.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MvCwJiflBw

I wish programs on my computer would stop "not responding."