Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

ugh... what's the point of messing up, or even GRANTING wishes if you lost rights to your coming soon to smashboards fanfic?

i wish... ugh... see above if you want, what do i care? *sigh*

 

[Elucifur]

...Disregarding the above post.

Granted, but your house flies away on balloons in a movie that makes people cry.

I wish it didn't rain off and on 38491234 times yesterday.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It rained on and off 76,982,468 times yesterday.

I wish for a new and awesome Forum Game that doesn't get locked.

 

[smashfan666]

blah blah blah something goes wrong, *sigh* what's the point if you lost rights to the one thing you might be remembered for on the internet...

i wish stinkomanfan never stole my fanfiction "the intenet adventure™" (rated pg for mild violence, cartoon humor, and drastic fourth wall breakages)

 

[Jonkku]

Granted.. Now stop that. You're starting to get remembered for overacting for a joke.

I wish I could come up with a wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it costs your liver and spleen.

I wish for an anvil.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Instead, Stinkomanfan steals your soul.
EDIT: Double ninja'd!

Wish granted. It's above you.

I wish Smashfan666 would actually corrupt my last post ^

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted. I was wondering..... why are we all being so harsh on SF666?

I wish I knew.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. But the truth is blinding.

*Gets down on knees and throws hands into the air* I wish somebody would corrupt my wishes!!!!!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Lollol, Good One Ace.

I wish I was unblinded.

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted but you can't take off the shades and are mistaken as blind by everyone

I wish I knew what to do.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted.. Now stop that. You're starting to get remembered for overacting for a joke.

I wish I could come up with a wish.

sorry... but i'll only believe it's true if it's from stinkomanfan himself, someone who did something that bad to someone is only forgiven if the apology is from the one who done the deed...

i wish... ugh... nevermind... no fun comes from losing a fanfic's rights, even though you planned everything, general idea, jokes, plot, references, fourth wall breakages, and the like

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I wish I could somehow comfort SF666.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I already did so Its pointless

I wish for.... Renamon

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but he is making you sneeze.

i wish for a DVD of ed edd n' eddy's big picture show

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but he devours your soul.

EDIT* Ninja'd

I wish Renamon was mah boi.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted... That's a corruption in itself.

I wish that toast would squadalah!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Lolwut......? Granted, I guess, but you die?

I wish to know what Sly meant.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now all you eat, sleep, drink, and watch is Youtube Poop.

I wish that SA wasn't so unforgiving.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Ninja'd.

Granted, but he/she/it becomes... UNFORGIVABLE!!

I wish I didn't take a few minutes to post sometimes.

 

[Elucifur]

*Gets down on knees and throws hands into the air* I wish somebody would corrupt my wishes!!!!!

Granted, but we all get banned for even reading it. (That was a response to your other wish about a new forum game.)

Granted, it now takes days to post. Wow, you're slow.

I wish I could see what I would be like if I were bisexual or straight. That's a scary thought.

 

[smashfan666]

crud... late on teh draw...

i wish there was a casino or dinosaur happening.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but the dinosaur destroys the casino.

I wish my previous wish were corrupted and granted since SOMEBODY didn't corrupt it.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you kill yourself,

i wish there was a lake of coffee in here.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, you drown

I wish that people here actually knew who Renamon is

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, an unknown prospector throws a buncha water balloons at you.

i wish this place was filled w/ gold coins.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but they're not even worth anything.

I wish I could see what I would be like if I were bisexual or straight. That's a scary thought. ...Since SOMEBODY didn't corrupt it.

 

[smashfan666]

i said, "you kill yourself"

i wish you got that.

 

[Elucifur]

That doesn't even make sense...

Granted, I "got" it, but I refuse to accept it.

I wish for a better answer.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You are hated by ladies for hitting on them

I wish people would understand who Renamon is.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but now that you're straight, you find the girl you hate very attractive.

I wish my friend could see my new haircut.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get wrapped in bacon and thrown into a coffee volcano.

i wish my coffee cup had a portal to the hammerspace.

 

[Elucifur]

SLY, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LOVE OR HATE YOU FOR THAT.
Granted, your friend washes his eyes in acid to forget your horrid haircut.

Granted, but you fall into hammerspace and never come back out.

Spoiler

Oh, how I wish.

I wish for others to post.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but they're trolls

I wish for that wish to be granted!

 

[smashfan666]

granted, we both get clubbed by trolls.

i wish the trolls were gone!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sorry, StinkomanFan, I tried to corrupt your wish but my computer was acting up. I'm just gonna let someone else corrupt it now, though, since I can't really think of anything to corrupt your wish.

...Ninja'd!

 

[smashfan666]

i got it covered, sly fox!

anyways... as earlier...
i wish the trolls were gone!

 

[Jonkku]

Oh the irony. (This goes to both, SF666 AND Sly Fox.)

Granted, but now the place is full of Orcs.

I wish that there won't be a ninja standing in front of this post when I press "Post"
DENIED DENIED DENIED!!!

I wish for something, just something. Anything!

 

[smashfan666]

ERROR, MAYBE IF YOU WERE A BIT MORE SPECIFIC?

i wish ninja'd-ing yourself made sense,

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, the correct word is ninjaing, just FYI. "ninja'd" (Alt. spelling "ninjaed") (Example sentence. Oh no, I've been ninja'd.) is the past tense form of the verb "to ninja" (E.g. It is fun to ninja someone.)

I wish that made enough sense.