Wish Corruptor

[Neherazade]

granted. you (I don't think this is allowed, but here it goes: ) kill yourself, too.

I wish my signature would appear in the forum games.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but for that, you get Super B&.

I wish all my infractions would just dissapear.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you still get more.

I wish my bed was a cloud.

 

[Neherazade]

Granted. Despite everything Google images teaches us, (http://dvice.com/assets_c/2009/04/Magnetically-levitating-Cloud-sofa-thumb-550x400-16319.jpg) you pass though it and break your neck in the fall.

I wish people wouldn't make this so easy!

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted it's too hard

I wish for Impmon

 

[Neherazade]

granted. impmon finds Majora's mask and crushes you with the moon.

I wish *(T.R.D.S.) would stop "ninja'd"ing people.

 

[Elucifur]

Sorry, can't grant that. It happens all the time. It mostly happens in the True or False Game.

I wish I wasn't so exhausted.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're now stoned for some reason.

I wish I could go to bed right now without waking anybody up on the way.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you can't sleep until someone else wakes up and then the instant you fall asleep, you're waken up.

I wish I was unlazy enough to study a new language that will turn to be useful for me later in life. (Note: I already know English, you can't corrupt my wish by making me restudy it)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't speak it fluently, though. And you'll never learn those fun swear words.

I wish for a keyboard to type with.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish for an unimaginative corruption for this unimaginative wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you die.

I wish that were so.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I knew that I was going to die, so I bought good medicine for me.

I wish for a fish on a leash for dish for a wish.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's too confusing and blows up in your face.

i wish the fish was delish and it made quite a dish

 

[The Fail Tracer]

lolwut?

I wish I understood that.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you injured, injured bad.

i wish Slyfox's avatar would ninja the next person.

 

[Neherazade]

granted, but the ninja is invisible so you never read it.

I wish my dogs weren't ********.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted. But I teach them teh ways of teh Ninja and Troll, so we all die 'cept for me.

I wish I actually had Ninja Troll Doggy Cronies that would do my bidding and bring me sammiches.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get killed by a dog catcher.

i wish teh next person was made of ink

 

[Neherazade]

granted, in typing this, I ruin my keyboard, my mouse, my computer and just about everything I own. How is that bad for you? I sue you. Now pay up, binky boy.

I wish you'd taught me the ways of the ninja instead of my dogs.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but your dogs get jealous and get Jackie Chan on both of our ***es.

I wish I could perform teh Fusion Dance with Caotain Falcon and Chuck Norris and become uber.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you can't change back.

i wish teh internet took teh next person hostage.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but since I'm fused with Falcon and Chuck, I beat the crap outta teh Interwebz and you can't use it anymoar.

The next person wishes it ain't so.

 

[smashfan666]

ERROR, WRONG GAME.

i wish T.R.D.S. was held hostage by the ultimate evil that even c. falcon and c. norris can't defeat... THE SHADOWY FIGURE FROM STINKOMAN 20X6

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Holy Gawd! Then it DOES hold me hostage, but we find out it's just Coach Z, then Stairmaster the wonderful airthlete (1-Up) comes in and saves me.

I wish the next person would disregard this wish. Oohh, mInDgAmEz o_O

 

[smashfan666]

WISH FAILURE.

i wish the ceiling, walls, & floor were made of cheese pizza.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but it is constantly dripping Mato sauce on you, but Lucas comes in and helps you.

I wish teh next person would c wut I did thar.

 

[smashfan666]

CUT IT OUT, YOU.

i wish this error popup would STHU!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Wow, I'm being a Succesful Troll without even wanting to. Cool!

I wish to befriend the next person.

 

[StinkomanFan]

done and done

Wishes SF666 would leave

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now everyone hates you.

i wish people would get that i'm just having some awesomesauce fun.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Done and done. But he leaves the Games only to hide behind your back.

I wish for the best of luck to Stinkoman.

EDIT* Ninja'd

Granted, but now everyone envies you fer yer awesomesauce fun.

I wish I could eat sum awesomesauce fun right now.

 

[smashfan666]

ERROR, AWESOMESAUCE IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN GOOD TIMES, COOLEST OF THE COOL, & SUPER-GREAT FLAVORS.

i wish you had a clue...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted. He get's the Simpson's version.

I wish I could play

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but that clue leads me to uncover your vile deed of murder and expose the body!
Ohhh, ah just went Teran on yo ***!

EDIT* Ninja'd by Stinkoman.

Done and done again. No catch.

I wish I wouldn't talk like a gangster.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but now everyone talks like homsar.

hark 'dem candycorns up the avenue!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I wish I WAS Homsar.

Ah wuz rayz'd bah uh cup'o kohfee!
Ahm uh sawng fruhm duh Siksteez!

 

[smashfan666]

i've got 27 song days from a vaudeville! (Granted, you get killed by it though.)

off we go for songs sung (i wish we talked like senor cardgage now.)

 

[A1lion835]

I wish smashfanrandom# would stop doing stuff like this.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Sadly it can't granted until he's b&

I wish for a new house