Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

granted, you become a waddle dee.

i wish there was a tricycle with 19 wheels instead of 3.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's not called a tricycle so you can't find it..

I wish I knew why unicycle and bicycle use Latin prefixes (uni- for 1 and bi- for 2) but tricycle uses the Greek/Sanskrit prefix tri- instead of the Latin one tre- (or ter-),

 

[StinkomanFan]

because people are to lazy to use latin

I wish I could comprehend insane people

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but now you can't understand sane people

i wish this place transformed into the stinkoman game

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wish for something to corrupt.

 

[Jonkku]

I wish for something to corrupt.

Spoiler

Granted, you die.

I'm not sure, but I think I see what you did there.

I wish my thought were right.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, your credit card is being destroyed.

i wish level 10 of Stinkoman 20X6 was out.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's level 8, but flipped horizontally.

I wish for 1337 spriting skills.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but their uber realisticy causes them to kill you.

I wish I was the essence of 1337.

Btw, did you sprite your ava yourself? If so, GJ!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

If I did, I wouldn't be wishing for it now, would I? T_T

Granted. However, no sane person can understand you since you communicate via 1337 now.

I wish I had a Famicom.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you must give me $9,999,999,999,999,999.99 and Dinko $2.

I wish jpp8 did pay us.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It'll be like post WWI all over again except Hitler will win this time.

I wish for comfy shorts that are nice and easy to wear.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted. You get a pair of Vans.

I wish I could get the Germs Vans.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you catch a horrible cold.

i wish i was a gunmachine

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you shoot out your body organs since you're a gun. Besides, machines don't need body organs.

I wish for him to text me.

 

[smashfan666]

Grntd, U Dnt Undrstnd Wut Im Sying

I Wsh Thr Ws A C-ling Fan On My Fce

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted. He says "I'm not ready yet."

Ninja'd

Granted. It mangles your face and R.I.P.s it to shreds. (please tell me you get this reference)

I wish to be a Smash Awesome.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now multiple bounty hunters are hired to track you down.

i wish i had a LAZOR to be A FIRIN'!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted. But it gets fahr'd outta control.

I wish my attachments would work!

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but the bandwidth wastes the computer company's cost money and your computer is confiscated.

i wish the calls were coming from outside the house.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the world explodes.

I wish I knew how I got my explosion fetish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it was inspired by Raging-Banebou's inflation fetish.

I wish to know why DemonFart just posted a comment saying "Why are you such a butt??" on my wall.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You're going to be the bottom next time you see him.

Spoiler

Oh god, I hope not many people get that.

I wish I didn't break my necklace last night... It was a birthday gift.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you strangle yourself with it.

I wish I was a great detective/scientific genius.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You're a great detective/scientific genius. On TV and only on TV. Not even a movie.

I wish for another picnic for my crush's birthday next week.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you explode.

I wish not to be tired.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're awake. Forever and ever. Awake when nobody else is! Spending six to eight hours waiting for other people to wake up. All by yourself.

I wish for some cashew cake.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's too salty.

I wish I would start drawing stuff again.

 

[Elucifur]

I'd probably be the one setting things on fire. For some reason, my friends think I'm a pyro.

Edit: I SAW YOU GET DOUBLE NINJA'D.

Granted, but for some reason you start drawing images that even you think is highly disturbing.

I wish you didn't draw disturbing images.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I draw on your forehead.

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

 

[Elucifur]

Don't worry. I'll be there to comfort you. Oh baby~

I wish I didn't type that.

 

[Neherazade]

Granted, but today Michael Jackson died and you wish you had posted it so you could cherish his pop-culturific memory.

I wish someone would Brawl with me on wi-fi. (before you say it, losing over wi-fi is not a wish-corrupter)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG. That's a corruption.

I wish that my headphones covered my ears entirely.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, they cover your whole face, too.

I wish I had Skullcandy earphones.

 

[Neherazade]

granted. (genie thinks to himself...) Now, who's skull?

I wish the "Darkrai glitch" I am about to perform wasn't so risky.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now it's even MORE risky.

I wish this sentence was comple--.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you now must play Hangman for your life.

I wish I didn't have bad memories of other internet forums.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now you have HORRIBLE memories of other forums. Including nighmares. And hallucinations. Yep, the whole nine yards.

I wish I only had happy thoughts.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I... Am... Happy... Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Nesss...

I wish I could withstand the true form of Giygas' attack.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Just wait for the Pig Mask Army...

Sorry if that was inaccurate, I've never played the Mother games, so I'm kind of a n00b when it comes to the story.

I wish I knew more about the video game series Mother...