Wish Corruptor

[Elucifur]

Oh, pssh. I've already heard this song a billion times. OKKUSENMAN! OKKUSENMAN!

Granted, they respond to EVERYTHING now, even the posts you make here.

I wish my dad would stop annoying me.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now they "Just Don't Give a Sh*t".

EDIT: Ninja'd. Granted, but everyone else annoys you now.

I wish Elucifur didn't make fun of me and my gorgeous looks.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you now have a reason to be made fun of.

I wish for 110 MILLION points.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but those points are actually the amount of years you have to spend in prison. Have fun! ღ

I wish my hair would stay clean even after taking a shower for a day or two.

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted and it's shine is too bright

I wish I knew how to make a ღ (copy&pasted)

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Just type &# 4326 without the space in between. If it shows up as how you typed it, just press edit then save.

I wish for a clean bathtub.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now, about your toilet....

I wish I had a clean house.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Now about your own purity...

I wish your purity was... pure.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, now yours isn't.

I wish we would stop talking about dirtiness.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, now we talk dirty.

I wish we could do that without being given warnings.

Spoiler

lolperv

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now we're immediately banned when we do it.

I wish things around here sounded less perverted.

 

[Neherazade]

granted, but everyone in your neighborhood NOT on smashboards looks in your window at night.

I wish capt. Falcon was high tier. ( I just like to play with him on wi-fi, is all )

 

[XACE-K]

I hate Brawl so forget that wish.

I wish I was a nice person.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but nobody likes you anyway.

I wish my hair was layered.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get too much hair and suffocate.

i wish i caught Power Rangers: RPM this morning.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but it's an episode where the Power Rangers themselves tell the viewers that they are getting canceled.

I wish people were online.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, I do to

I wish people were online.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. So many people come online that SWF crashes.

I wish I didn't have poor eyesight. I'm sick of putting in contacts.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you try to get a laser surgery, but something goes wrong and you become Cyclops from the X-Men.

I wish that it wasn't so ****ing hot during the summer (it's 30 degrees celsius in here right now, which is ~86 in fahrenheit).

 

[The Dinkoman]

Lol wut? Yesterday it was 100 degrees Fahrenheit here. In GA.

Granted its 0 degrees.

I wish for wishing.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but your wish turns out in a way you didn't expect.

I wish I was more melerifinilical.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Wish granted. So many people come online that SWF crashes.

I wish I didn't have poor eyesight. I'm sick of putting in contacts.

That's what I'm here for, bro.

Granted, but your wish turns out in a way you didn't expect.

I wish I was more melerifinilical.

Granted, but you're not teh MOST melerifinilical, so I beat you out.

 

[Tacel]

i wish that *(T.R.D.S.) LASRS had a wish.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted.

I wish I was teh n00dz.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. You go into public in teh n00dz and the police arrest you.

I wish I could stop ninja'ing people!

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you become teh prime target for people who love to ninja'd others.

i wish someone was asking for a CHALLEEEEEEENGE!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's me. In PoFV.

I wish for an endless supply of Cheeseburgers.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you try to eat them all then suffocate. YAY~

I wish there was an admin on at that other forum...

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but he is terrible at his job.

i wish people would be more tolerant of soda

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. People become so tolerant of soda, that they just accept it and move on and they don't care for it anymore. Like me. Soda's just... there.

I wish my hair was layered.

 

[Fuelbi]

your wish is granted but instead of hair they are layers of onions

i wish some one would give me socks for christmas(preferably made of itchy wool)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, since they're made out of authentic sheep wool, the PETA protests in front of your house for the next 500 years.

I wish for a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but it sucks you into it.

I wish I knew all.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, an evil warlord is going to hunt you down and kill you,

i wish... i knew what to wish for...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you wish to die.

I wish for laughter.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it at you not with you.

I wish for some fun

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, you have a blast flying on a jetpack to the moon but there is no oxygen.

I wish for a turtle.

 

[Neherazade]

Granted. It's a snapping turtle and it has rabies.

I wish I could find a wi-fi brawl without PAINFULLY slow lag.

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted. But you get 10-stocked by an awesome Gannondorf.

I wish for Kyle Busch to be banned from NASCAR.

 

[Fuelbi]

your wish is granted but who is kyle busch?

i wish that people would use the original lyrics for arabian nights on disney's aladdin