Wish Corruptor

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now everyone else becomes gay and gets buffed, including Snake and Meta Knight.

I wish Brawl+ was released as an official game so I wouldn't have to hack a Wii.

 

[XACE-K]

I want the same thing to. No corruption.

I wish for an asplosion.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, A1 explodes. :]

I wish for to be able to smashhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, you are arrested for vandalism

I wish the insert key was gone

 

[ranmaru]

granted you asplode.

I wish for more smash fests :]

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, there in Alaska.

I wish sumo would stay.

 

[markopoleoh]

granted, but he will leave within 3 seconds

I wish i had a milkshake

 

[StinkomanFan]

i. DRiNK. iT. UP.

I wish I got that referance.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted you die

I wish Clownbot was ninja'd

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but you get quadruple ninja'd.

I wish for a ninja treaty.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No. The ninjas will never stop.

I wish I knew why Clownbot hated my new avatar.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but you die before dieing.

I wish people would remember him.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you explode

I wish for the wish to wish for wishing, to whoooooooosh.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. You get ninja'd.

I wish for

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you kereximasplode.

I wish I was mid tier.

 

[finalark]

Granted, but I'm still God Tier.

I wish that you really could solve all your problems through a children's card game.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. I mistook "tier" for "tear"... so now, you are shrunken to a very small size, and drowning in someone's tears.
EDIT: NINJA'D!

Wish granted. Let the children corrupt your wish then... muahahahaha!

I wish that burning fossil fuels wouldn't hurt the environment.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, burning fossil fuels only hurts you now.

I wish my stupid step-mother didn't talk so loud.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Now she talks EXTREMELY loud!

I with I had Godzilla as a pet.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You're stomped on

I wish for MOAR.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. MOAR is Satan's pet hamster than eats humans.

I wish MOAR wasn't so cruel.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he's friendly now, so friendly that he starts to hump people. Oh yeah, I so totally went there.

I wish my computer didn't lag while my iPod's charging.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, your iPod is now HARDENED WITH FIRE!

I wish that I could find someone to play with on PoFV.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get someone who's poor or fairly violent

I wish my MP3 would let me listen to it's music.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you listen to your least favorite kind of music.

Oh and, since jpp8's wish didn't get granted... Granted, but they're all internet predators.

I wish to not get caught staying up late.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

"Poor on Fairly Violent"
I think that fit the bill quite fine. XD

Granted, but you don't sleep at all until daybreak and spend all day asleep.

I wish for rice crackers.

 

[teeman92]

whats rice cracker, i have ritz

i wish i wish for another fish fillet

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you never had the previous one.

I wish I had some stuff to destroy. <3 anarchy.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you now have unlimited access to the blue juice under the sink. Have fun destroying your body from the inside! ♪ღ☻♫

I wish the stupid girl I hate won't come to the potluck picnic party I'm having tomorrow.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you see her in your dreams every time you fall asleep now.

I wish I knew how to make Navajo bread.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but your cooking is what started the swine flu.

I wish the dreams in my corrupted wish were of me slaughtering that girl in a fire.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but your dreams come true, and you gotta do the time in jail for it.

I wish I could have 5 minutes of invincibility and I could use however much time I have of it I want, whenever I want.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it will wear off in 5 minutes.

i wish i lived next door to stinkoman.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but your home stinks.

I wish for a pet brick.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but he somehow hits you in the face.

i wish i knew the secret to life the universe and everything.

 

[Zero]

Granted, but then TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN picks up the universe and crushes it.

I wish I had a crimson red scarf.

 

[Lythium]

Granted, but it's dyed with the blood of innocent kittens.

I wish I had a snack.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, I eat it.

I wish for more food.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. I take it with me to the potluck picnic party.

I wish he would be there.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but you make yourself look like a fool in front of him.

I wish I knew who HE was.