Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

Granted, you and Clownbot fuse into an ugly combination.

I wish reality and television were merged in an animated cataclysm.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, a nuke destroys us all in the first episode.

I wish to drink pink ink, I think.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but you spit it out in the sink, beause your mouth starts to stink.

I wish for lots of intelligence.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your head a splode.

i wish the question "butt's twelve by pies?" would have an answer

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's not even a question.. Doesn't even make any sense o_O So the answer is "You are a *insert unpleasant thing here*"

I wish Firefox's spell check would correct for uncapitalized I's (when used as a pronoun, not from the middle of a word of course).

 

[smashmaniac2008]

granted but now when you spell
i want a apple pie with a side of cherry it would be
I want a apple pIe wIth a sIde of cherry

I wish for world domination

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your computer will now get hit with a sledgehammer,

i wish the ed edd n' eddy movie would come to dvd before it hits cartoon network US

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but now Mario, Sonic, and all other famous videogame heroes are trying to destroy you.

I wish that were so.

Edit: Meh, got ninja'd but whatever, the corruption works anyways..

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, now they're out to get both of us.

i wish they'd stop via elipsies.

 

[XACE-K]

No.

I wish for songs.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You get a song that causes glass to shatter.

I wish everyone would become their avatar RIGHT NOW.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, I now stab you with my newly acquired javelins and blind you with my barechested glory. AND RED LEATHER PANTS UNDERNEATH MY ZEBRA-SKIN... THING.

I wish for this one girl I hate to die in a fire.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but she's fire-proof.

I wish I did become my avi.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you become a texture made by DragonArt. And some idiot doesn't know that Zelda and Sheik need their .pac's, too. So whenever he tries to transform Zelda into you, it never happens.

I wish I had a pet galf.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, galf is a synonym for the Dinkoman.

I wish to think of a wish.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. It's a wish that gives you nightmares just to think about it.

I wish DragonArt would make a Peach texture.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's ugly as poop.

I wish I a baby cuttlefish. Day sew cyoote.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish DragonArt made a Peach texture. I WILL KEEP WISHING THIS UNTIL HE DOES. (Maybe.)

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's ugly as poop.

I wish Elucifur had read my last wish correctly.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now you don't know what your post says.

I wish I could become MY avatar...

 

[Elucifur]

@MPH OH. Oops, ekeke. Granted, but then I eat you.

Granted, but then I use rock slide on you. IT'S SUPA EFFECTIVE.

I wish the girl I hate that I mentioned in the post up there didn't add me on Facebook. aldsjfaslk

 

[Clownbot]

Wish granted, now she visits you in person. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

I wish the girl I liked would ask me out.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, too bad you don't like her anymore.

I wish I could ask out the guy I like and he said yes. <_>

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it turns out you don't like him anymore.

I wish I could determine Elucifur's gender and sexual orientation! D=

 

[Elucifur]

...Why?

I wish for the potluck picnic party that I'm going to won't be a disaster.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your life becomes a disaster than.

I wish I was born in a cemetery.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you undead, thanks for playing!

i wish ed edd n' eddy had a ninja episode.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but a pirate episode ninja'd said ninja episode and it will never be finished.

I wish I was a pirate.. Or a ninja.. Preferably both.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you die from the poison-tipped shurikens in your poket poking you.

i wish you were a bat... a baseball bat...

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, somebody picks me?/FinNess up and throws me?/FinNess at you. Anddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd


You die.

I wish for nothingggggg oooooooooooo

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, nothingggggg oooooooooooo is a synonym for death.

I wish for a mashed potato PINGAS.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, i'm not even gonna touch that one, but i bet it was ugly.

i wish clownbot knew wth gogoriki is.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I don't know either.

I wish 4 1337 sp33k.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but now u c4l\l7 sP33k

I wish I could hax0rs mah Wii.

 

[XACE-K]

I can't corrput this wish for I want the same thing. **** lazyness.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now you work yourself to death.

I wish I could lose weight without having to work as much.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're now bulemic. Have fun rotting your teeth!

I wish for an unlimited supply of chopsticks.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted they keep breaking

I wish for an autographed picture of Freddie Mercury

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. I stole it.

I wish I had a safe to keep my new Freddie Mercury autograph in.

 

[yummynbeefy]

granted but the safe doesnt have a lock and it gets stolen

i wish marth wasnt gay and got nerfed