Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. You watch porn and your parents find you, wash your mouth out with soap multiple times and will never let you have a computer again.

I wish I could fall asleep, wake up perfectly awake at 7AM, study for my math regents, go to school and perfectly legitimately get a 100 on it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you fall asleep and wake up with the Burger King.

I wish that were so.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but now all the Burger Kings across the universe have gone into turmoil.

I wish I were friends with the Burger King...

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted, you're the star of burger king's answer to Super Size Me.

I wish I had my own private highway.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, its in Mongolia.

I wish for the ^ < v Game back from the dead

 

[Clownbot]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, I'm going to post in it frequently now.

I wish I was invited into a social group...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's a social group in the underground city of the mole people.

I wish to kereximasplode.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but it is slightly painful.

I wish I Tyfighter would return to SWF.

 

[Clownbot]

Wish granted, but he'd been abducted by aliens and his posts can't be deciphered.

I wish Pluto was still a planet.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but nobody cares, as it's about to crash into the Earth somewhere anyways.

I wish to have somebody rip my face off, kick my teeth in, and kill me.

Spoiler

lololoophole

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, they seal your shoes too =]

I wish for my feet to stop growing. I have a size 13 and I'm 14.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't even walk anymore because your feet have stopped working altogether.

I wish that were so.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but I give you an ugly looking tombstone.

I wish for jgsjfhfskjdfdssdgn

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you wish, however, was corrupted and it did not compute so it was not truly granted. The wish granting service is sending you an apology in 3... 2... 1.. *ERROR! Apology not sent*

I wish for the wish granting service really existed, and that it would work.. Without corruptions.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, the system malfunctions, and corrupts every wish you say

I wish for a custom title

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's Smash n00b.

I wish for a back scratcher.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted it scratches a hole in you.

I wish for Modship.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get to mod this and nothing else: http://www.smashboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=167 Also, you get no red name.

I wish for something pretty.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. It's the prettiest, most poisonous flower ever.

I wish this post had more awesome.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're banned because of the post.

Мне жаль, что кто - то не может перевести это.

 

[Clownbot]

Your wish is granted, but something bad happens.

I wish I understood what XACE-K's post meant.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. /facepalms immediately follow.

I wish I wasn't too much of a coward to commit sepuku now.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!

I wish Clown bot understood my post.

 

[Clownbot]

Call me Clownbot, even Clown if you want, but THERE IS NO SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS. kjfkahsudfjnd

Granted, and now you have a very upset user who reports you.

I wish Xacek didn't upset me.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but now you upset HIM.

I wish for better textures. lsakdfjs

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now the textures of the universe have been altered.

I ishway otay ebay ormalnay

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted.

I wish for moar.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but it starts to stink, so you don't want it anymore.

I wish I WUZ PRETY GURL 2.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Wish granted you become so pretty, that people kill each other to go out with you resulting in no more people on the Earth and you die a virgin.

Spoiler

Wow, that was harsh even for me >_>

I wish for 2 dollars ^_^

 

[Elucifur]

Spoiler

I'd rather die a virgin than become a woman.

Granted. Just think where that money might've been. In the underwear of a male stripper, the asscrack of a plumber, in the hands of some prostitute with 1928329353 diseases, found on the floor in a public bathroom, dropped into a septic tank by a septic tank inspector... Thousands of possibilities! Hell, it might even be counterfeit.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted. *hits you over the head with a waffle iron*

Nighty-night.

I wish to get hit too.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted I hit you you explode, and I steal 2 dollars from you.

I wish for something to wish for.

 

[Elucifur]

Wow, XACE-K. I actually went back to bed after I read that. ty ilu 4eva

Granted, but you don't like that wish, so you don't use it.

I wish for an Otter Pop.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now, in addition to being hit with a waffle iron, you got punched by an otter.

I wish I didn't have an Otter Pop.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he's a s*** pop.

I was I was a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, now you will never have an Otter Pop, ever.

I wish that I had a pet Yoshi.

EDIT: DARN! NINJAD AGAIN!

Wish granted, but being "doesn't afraid of anything" doesn't help you because it doesn't make sense.

I wish that I had a pet Yoshi.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but now all the intellectuals look down on you.

EDIT: The ninjas. They anger me.

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could have it all.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, all means nothing.

I wish .......................

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but It All is a my pet rock.

I wish nothing could ever go wrong.

EDIT: NINJAD AAAAAGAAAAIN!!!!???!!!

Wish granted, but another name for "......................." is "that the universe never existed".

I wish nothing could ever go wrong.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, now you're bored as hell. Also, you got ninja'd again.

I wish all the ninjas would stop.