Wish Corruptor

[Tacel]

I bet I'm going to be ninja'd.
Granted, but now the ninjas turn into spamming noobs.

I wish that I knew Lucario in real life.

EDIT: Yay! I wasn't ninja'd!

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but he's not too happy about you using his name like that...

I wish I were on a Pokemon rescue team!

 

[Tacel]

Granted, but a Snorlax sits on you.

I wish could turn invisible and visible back and forth.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, every time you do that, you get stabbed.

I wish for a straw.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. You get the shortest straw, which means you're the first to go into the haunted house, which makes you the first one to die.

I wish the voices in my head were quieter.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but now they're so quiet you can't hear them. That makes you lonely and sad.

I wish I had voices in my head. With a soooooothing deep voice.

 

[bow master1]

granted but he sings heavy rock songs all day giving u an eternal headache

i wish chicks werent afraid walk around naked

 

[Clownbot]

Your wish is granted. All the women in the world have decided to stop shaving, though.

I wish I was manlier.

 

[Elucifur]

Ew, that gave me disturbing images.

Granted, but you'll never be good enough.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Ever heard of Kujo?

I wish I met the president.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he slaps you in the face and says "BEHAVE, BOY" because you didn't tie your shoe.

I wish for a robotic operating buddy.

 

[bow master1]

granted but its in a prison after u was caught stealing dark matter to power it

i wish i was a better ninja

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Now everybody hates you on Smash World Forums.

I wish I could shoot lazerbeams out of my eyes that turns whatever
they hit into pie.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but then you stare at yourself while flexing into a mirror and accidentally shoot yourself. Let's hope you're not boysenberry...

I wish for some candy.

 

[bow master1]

granted but now u have cavities

i wish i could go to ca

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I'm dropping a very powerful bomb there that will blow up the entire state.

i wihs bow master1 had god gramar and wood b moar smart abowt stuf

 

[Clownbot]

OMG ur a t0t41 n00b s0 ur wish doen't get granted.

I wish I had one of those awesome catchphrases.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your catchphrase is "Real men use Viagra!" and everyone makes fun of you.

I wish real men used viagra.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you use it so much that... Uhh.... let you doctor explain it to you...

I wish for my Forum game to be bumped.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It gets bumped, and them closed.

I wish chickens didn't have that weird, red thing hanging from their neck.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Now it's on their heads.

I wish that red thing wasn't on their heads.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's now on their ****.

I wish that TheAceLucario knew how to properly, use commas.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. Nao hiz speling's all mesd up.

I wish I were more in-touch with my feminine side.

 

[yummynbeefy]

granted you are so in touch with your feminine side you decide to get a sex change

i wish i didnt make out with that hoe on that cruise

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you killed her.

I wish to not make you mad.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted

I wish for teh lulz.

 

[Elucifur]

NO.

I wish I were better at playing the clarinet.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted. But you need new reeds and the pricing went up by $100000000

I wish playing the guitar was easier.

 

[Elucifur]

Spoiler

I. Hate. You.

Granted, so everyone becomes doing it and because of that, people are like, "Oh, ew. Everybody's doing it now. -ignores guitar players-" and nobody cares about you now~

I wish I didn't hate so many people for no reason.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I ∑> you too =]

Granted, you hate yourself instead.

I wish for... I dunno.

 

[MPH Deku]

ERR: SYNTAX
1:SELFDESTRUCT
2:BLUE SCREEN

I wish I would stop taking these several month long absences from these forums.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you explode for some reason.

I wish to shoot lazahs.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They're harmless to all but eyes.

I wish for cheeseburgers.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but cats take them.

I wish to shoop da whoop.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you shoop da whoop at a mirror and your lazah gets fired back at you.

I wish to dance.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but thou shan't do the dance, and you get sent to hell..

I wish the next person inserts the truth or false into the vending machine.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, give me a sec.

I wish for lololol.

 

[Clownbot]

Your wish is granted, but lololololololololololol.

I wish it were a simpler time.

 

[ranmaru]

Wish granted, but you turn... into a robot! BEEEEEP BOOOOOOOP

I wish for a car.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you crash it into a gas station.

I wish Clownbot was his avatar.