Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

Granted, but he kills you the instant you know him.

i wish everything was flat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, everybody's chests are flat, too. Pervert.

I wish for a portable air conditioner.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you freeze to square.

i wish i talked in bad japanese translation.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

, And allow everyone to understand.

I wish I was less timid about posting in the Poke Center.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, nobody want's to talk to you anymore.

i wish i was an inhabitant of the internet.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get beat up by internet gangs.

I wish I could travel by pipe.

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted but mario sues

i wish people cared

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get mugged because you don't.

i wish people would post in vending machine again.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but now this thread dies. Nice going.

I wish that there was less animosity in the Poke Center atm.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but all that animosity goes to you.

I wish I was in the Forum Games Back Room.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, mod: "get outta here! BOOT!"

i wish that heavenly aroma in my house was coming from pepperoni pizza... mmm...

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but it's a possesed pizza that devours your soul.

I wish I could steal souls.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Your arrest for theft

I wish for a bucket

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but it contains mini-sharks.

I wish for a pet husky.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it eats your face

i wish videogames were fused with reality

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but there's no such thing as 1-Up Shrooms.

I wish there were 1-Up Shrooms in real life.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you get too many and break the game.

i wish we were in disney channel shows

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted but Disney shows (save for Phineas and Ferb) suck

I wish for a wario hat

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you go to jail because they're illegal.

i wish television were fused with real life.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but get killed by the Power Puff Girls.

I wish I had a witty wish right nao.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it spirals out of control.

i wish i knew what that means...

 

[Neherazade]

granted. you find out and you head asplodes.

I wish I could wish for my wish I'm wishing for.

(will that get me kicked out? I didn't have a chance to read all 1001 pages of wish-killing)

 

[StinkomanFan]

No

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Neherazade]

granted. the fish is alive, and it's pissed at you.

I wish that fish was my dinner dish.

(heh, I can rhyme too)

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, the fish was delish and it made quite a dish... until it exploded.

i wish i had a fart bomb that explodes.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, it asplodes, but so does yer nodes.

I wish a had a cat in a hat eatin a rat and beatin it wid a bat.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get a confusing sentance instead

I wish for 1 million dollars

 

[Clownbot]

Granted. It's counterfeit, and you go to jail.

I wish I were less incompetent.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but you get the Suddenly Rich Curse, you divorce, go into bankruptcy, then commit suicide.



Or, you reform.

Ninja'd

Granted, but you're too competent.

I wish I could be a master Troll.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, you realise you're getting warts.

i wish the floor was made of pepperoni pizza.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but you eat it and get food poisoning from the feet.

I wish I hadn't broken up with my gf.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted you get aids from her instead

I wish for a new bed

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you get springs stuck in your back forever

i wish that lake to my left was made of soda.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but you get AIDS from drinking from it.

I wish I hadn't gotten AIDS from my gf.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get swine flu instead.

i wish i hadn't gotten AIDS from the soda.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get swine flu (or Ham1)

I wish for awesome

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but you get swine flu instead. xD

I wish I didn't do that kind of cycle.

EDIT* Oh mah Gawd, super duper monkey fun Ninja'd! But it works anyways. =]

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you kill yourself.

i wish water was drenching the next person in 2 seconds

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted you SOB

I wish my brother hadn't found that squirtgun

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but it's contaminated and so I turn into a zombie and eat you. >=]

Ninja'd

Granted. He finds a layzah gun instead and kills you. xD

I wish I could go on a killing spree right now.