Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's stuck to your forehead.

I wish I could fly.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You transform into a hideous, tiny fly with a life expectancy of one day. But...you can fly.

I wish I could sell my soul.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish i didn't corrupt your wishes

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You now corrupt them so much, they end up being better than they were in the first place.

I wish I had known about In Fear and Faith's new album sooner.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but instead, you knew of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdMb6bRXt4&feature=channel_page

I wish that I wasn't so addicted to this

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're spinned right round.

I wish Soviet Russia was in you.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. In Soviet Russia, you're in Soviet Russia. Wait, what?

I wish sjdflkajfkjsm lv;w'fk/.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, ajdhsufenndncds.

I wish jpp8 hadn't left SWF forever.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. S/he has?

I wish to know.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but now you can't forget.

I wish Bowser was my puppy.

 

[Nintendood]

granted, but he isnt housebroken

i wish i had a smoothie.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's cyanide and asbestos falvored.

I wish I was a pirate.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're forced to wear 2 eyepatches.

I wish that book reports didn't exist.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, encyclopedia reports now do.

I wish jpp8 didn't leave me/SWF.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted she will now not leave.

I wish I was better at melee.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Sakurai then takes over the world and makes Melee obsolete, since he didn't make it.

I wish Asdioh (awesome Kirby player) wasn't leaving SWF.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but now he mains MK.

I wish that school didn't exist.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish "Yesh" was a word (synonim for "yes").

 

[Wrath`]

Granted, but only in Russia

I wish that I was un-bannable.

 

[DemonFart]

not granted,

i wish i had more wishes that i was able to wish for

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted, ajdhsufenndncds.

I wish jpp8 hadn't left SWF forever.

*cries inside*

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can only wish to get rejected by your crush with those wishes though. Oh, and you have to use them all. And when you use one, two more appear.

I wish to be less cruel.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, only is you mate with a tentacruel, you'll then know what harm you are doing and dump him for a Rapidash. ;3

I wish for to be able to get laid by that girl on the tv right now.

 

[peeup]

lolololol fancy wordplay sumo.

granted, but the girl on the tv right now is probably played by eddie murphy.

i wish that people would stop thinking that all WoW players have no life.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I kill them all off, and so it becomes true.

I wish A1lion would stop telling us all to change our avatars/locations.

(No offense, A1, but... it's kinda getting annoying... You know.)

 

[karthik_king]

nice wordplay granted
however A1lion decides to stalk you from now on
I wish for a wish that is uncorruptable

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted, but unfortunately, that wish has the exact numeric value as the division by zero. Either way, you get your uncorruptible wish, but the universe exploded soooo...yeah....

I wish for a bag of ice, some cheetos and some blaring music.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the ice is so cold it freezes everything nearby. The cheetos are eaten by someone else, and the music is music to worship Sly Fox. Wait, that's a good thing, isn't it?

I wish for nothing because nothing could go any better today/tonight. I've finally gotten my cast off, there was no school today, and it's a clear sky!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Absolute oblivion engulfs your entire soul!

/overlyepic corruption

I wish someone would overly-corrupt this wish.

P.S. Sly Fox had a cast?

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted. Have fun with you dull unepic wish.

I wish for a wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a wish for another wish. You get wish-hungry and wish for more and more wishes for the rest of your life.

(And yes, I had a cast. I broke my ankle a few weeks ago. )

I wish I could have gotten Animal Crossing: City Folk last time I was at the store.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you didn't get Hello Kitty Island.

I wish that I could get better at SSFG 3.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you main a broken character and lose respect whenever you do lose. You gain no respect when you win.

I wish SSFG was a real game.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but the characters are our avatars.

I wish I could play that against you all.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You do so but yours is bottom tier

I wish for a new hat

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted you do not deserve a hat.

I wish I wasn't playing a bottom tier character.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted? Sure, why not.

I wish for the most ultimate paradox ever to happen.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted para DOXXXX.

I wish for a reverse paradox trap.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, a vending machine falls on you.

I wish to know a paradox's one true weakness.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but it also knows yours

I wish I was at TO4 (which is why I am on the live stream of it)