Wish Corruptor

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you no longer live in Florida, but in Cuba.

I wish you would do the Mario.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted.

I wish for youth.

 

[doomberry]

Granted, but the woman/man of your life is eternally old.

I wish that I can get my wii and super paper mario back. (no there is no tv/tv room/electricity... Try harder)

Yay! First post!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but Forum Games section posts don't count so it really isn't your first post!

I wish for epic lulz for all.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish more jews would PM me to join my social group.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, no corruption because I don't want to sound prejudiced.

I wish I could relive the summers of 2003 and 2008 and then have summer vacation forever. No snow, no fall, no rain or clouds, SUMMER VACATION!

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it but during the rest of the year you dissapear until next summer, losing your family ties and friends.

I wish for a new TV

 

[doomberry]

Too bad, some of the pixels don't work and there's no warranty.

I wish I could have the real varia suit that suits me and works properly.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It weighs 4 tons and you can't move around in it without breaking your arms and legs.

I wish I was better at Call of Duty.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're so good that you know become okay at it.

I wish to fall off a cliff.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you use a parachute.

I wish for somebody to rip my skin off and break all bones in my body.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get repaired back to normal.

I wish for an evil plan to save the world.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it backfires and now I rule the world.

I wish that really happened.

 

[StinkomanFan]

That's an oxymoran so no you can't get it

I wish i could figure out IMs

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, however, oxymoron isn't spelled "oxymoran" so your corruption is void.

Spoiler

(Corruption has nothing do to with the wish ftw)

I wish that I wouldn't have to go to school tomorrow >.>

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You now live in america, *****. We have something called martin luther king day here. Then I shoot you. Cause I'm american.

I wish people weren't wreaking havoc in H&H 5 (breaking up alliances).

 

[XACE-K]

I don't care so too bad, deal with it.

I wish vending machines could grant wishes.

 

[forestflower]

granted, but each wish cost 1 million dollors.

I wish for my teacher to stop talking in third person all the time (thank god i dont have school tomorow)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. LOL DOLLORS

I wish I could kiss someone under the missile toe.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it but it's your father

I wish my Wii was fixed

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted sorry come back later.

I wish my Christmas tree was delicous.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted. but it's calories are over nine thousand

I wish I was as good at smash as DaShizWiz

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but it turned out you got to play like DASHIKID. He has 344 posts on this forum, though.

I wish I could have done a better corruption, and see a girl topless! : D

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the girl is your mother.

I wish to eat you spleen.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Spleen now means "poop".

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, the girl is your mother.

I wish to eat you spleen.

*cries and runs away*

@A1lion835
Granted its also your mother.

I wish that joke would just GO AWAY. D:<

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're ugly.

I wish_______________________________________________________________________.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted.

I wish ._.0_o_O_O_o_O_O_o_0_O_O_0 was a word.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you have to make up the definitoin.

I wish I knew what the definition of ._.0_o_O_O_o_O_O_o_0_O_O_0 was.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's a very bad cuss word that gets you banned on the internets and IRL.

I wish to Ganon own somebody.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's your mom.

I wish that a new YGOTAS episode would come soon...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you die.

I wish to R.O.B own somebody.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted it happens to be STINKOFANBAN.

I wish I would be actually doing work then being on SWF.

 

[A1lion835]

Nope. No can do.

I wish people didn't use the horrible "you die" corruption. And if you corrupt this with "you die", I'll...

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you die.

I wish I didn't just do that.

 

[Shök]

Granted, A1lion doesn't die.

I wish you would stop buying cheap headphones, Sumo.​

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he dies.

I wish people gave me credit for starting the "you die" corruption. (Easiest way to crrupt a wish ever.)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for expensive headphones that are not bought with my money.

 

[Shök]

Granted, you get expensive headphones, but you die.

I wish I would't die.​

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you don't die, but he dies.

I wish for not to be able to grant corruptions with dying.